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#297154* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Og_Wire> excuse me i used a stolen code for microsoft office and i uninstalled it cause i didnt want to get in trouble
<Og_Wire> it deleted it off my comp what do i do to get microsoft office back?
<Zenexer> Without a correct code, Microsoft Office won't work.
<Og_Wire> dude my office programs got deleted off my comp how do i get it back on my comp
<Zenexer> You said you used a stolen code.
<Og_Wire> no it was a lie
<Og_Wire> i disinstalled it
<Og_Wire> how do i get it back
<Og_Wire> how do i get office programs on my comp
<Zenexer> You need the Office CD.
<Og_Wire> im getting the cd very soon
<Og_Wire> but i need the office in my comp
<Og_Wire> and i dont have it
<Zenexer> But you said you're getting the CD soon, right?
<Og_Wire> yea
<Zenexer> Why not just wait for the CD?
<Og_Wire> oh the cd has it to?
<Og_Wire> does the cd have office?
<Zenexer> That depends. Is it the Office CD?
<Og_Wire> yea
<Zenexer> Common sense states that the Office CD, does, indeed, have Office on it.
<Zenexer> What'd you think you were paying $300 for--a Rickroll?Comment: What'd you think you were paying $300 for--a Rickroll?
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#297153* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<forestshadow > And you're what, 19 or something, Owl?
<owlmanatt > that is an excellent question
< owlmanatt > leifkb: how old am i
<owlmanatt > it's 19 or 20
<owlmanatt > i don't remember
<leifkb> owlmanatt: I think you're a year older than me most of the time.
<owlmanatt > are you 18?
<leifkb> Yes.
<owlmanatt > i'm probably 19 |
#297149* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
(@Paul`) i hate when an amish chick is sucking your cock and she catches it in her bonnet at the last second instead of swallowing
(@Sarah`) .....
(pardoner) you're such a fucking prude paul |
#297148* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<[null]> X-Tatic: speaking of which, there is some orgasm chip for women, press a button on command
<@X-Tatic> They already have a button... |
#297146* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Tech> ah, son of a bitch, i've been doing this too long. i just picked up the phone to call my parents and punched in 127.0.0.1
<AJ> hahahahahha, you loser
<Tech> have you reached 100% on spyro yet?
<AJ> shut your pie hole |
#297143* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Godfiend: "
Godfiend: "
Godfiend: "
Godfiend: "
...(repeat 800 times)...
Godfiend: Uhh
Godfiend: Sorry about that
Godfiend: My cat is retarded |
#297142* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Luigi30> recite the alphabet backwards
<FeetSlashBirds> zxy
<FeetSlashBirds> xwy
<FeetSlashBirds> mz
<FeetSlashBirds> qrfs
<FeetSlashBirds> tuv
<FeetSlashBirds> wxyz |
#297139* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Sven: I knew China was Asia's France, but this is even worse
Alda: What does it have to do with France?
Sven: Nobody understands the language and everyone frowns upon them. |
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ali.sadah: ...
fahadsadah: ....
ali.sadah: .....
fahadsadah: ......
ali.sadah: .......
ali.sadah: I rule at this
ali.sadah: so quit trying
fahadsadah: ........
fahadsadah: I just won.
ali.sadah: DAMN! |
#297126* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<jpa> he came back again.... |-(
<spb> what's that smiley
<spb> sad person with a monobrow?
<alpha> Sad one eyed person with a monobrow.
<alpha> (Gordon Brown) |
#297125* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* AzZzul hits insert on Kagom, then starts rhythmically hitting page up, page down.
AzZzul> oops
* AzZzul puts on his bracketsComment: ...
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<drfvdr> wot u been up to to be dehydrated reubs
<YVNE> lol
<Shale> ....mike litoris. Omfg.Comment: (reubs and Shale are a couple)
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<DemusSpark> Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
<Gets> You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense. |
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< found_dead> I guess it's better than .
< Rev_Slid3r> thats usualy manipulating a variable in an object
< found_dead> omg.another.object.run!
< Rev_Slid3r> or calling a function from within an object
< found_dead> correct
< Rev_Slid3r> thanks found_dead that was for fords
< found_dead> you are very welcome
< Rev_Slid3r> lol
< found_dead> fords seems to be masturbating ATM
< found_dead> so I thought I would help him out
< found_dead> errrr wait
< Rev_Slid3r> ha
< fords> no. but i am still curious.
< found_dead> that is not topic worthy
< Rev_Slid3r> hahahahahahComment: #orlug
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#297112* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Frans: ok, typ in the bracket thingy ( < )
Dave: ok.
Frans: then you typ in img and a space
Dave: ok
Frans: then you do src="
Frans: you got that?
Dave: yeah yeah
Frans: then you typ in; y
Frans: o
Frans: u
Frans: r
Dave: ok...
Frans: a
Frans: d
Frans: i
Frans: c
Frans: k
Dave: you are a dick
Dave: owh fuck offComment: Ventrilo rocks.
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#297108* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< joltz> I used to want to be a woman...
< joltz> see, in a few hours, that will scroll off the screen. |
#297106* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<DingoPuddingo> Are you still in school/
<DingoPuddingo> ?
<ArcticFox> And I got an A still... No
<ArcticFox> College
<DingoPuddingo> o3o
<ArcticFox> And 16
<DingoPuddingo> O.O
<ArcticFox> :)
<DingoPuddingo> DAM
<DingoPuddingo> jew
<ArcticFox> Only two B's
<DingoPuddingo> jew?
<ArcticFox> Christian
<DingoPuddingo> xD
<ArcticFox> Protestant
<DingoPuddingo> lol
<ArcticFox> Lutheren
<DingoPuddingo> >.>
<ArcticFox> Luther FTW!
<DingoPuddingo> Do they threaten you with butt rape?
<DingoPuddingo> :o
<DingoPuddingo> v.v
<ArcticFox> ... That's catholic
<DingoPuddingo> i knowComment: Dingo~ lol
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#297094* (?/36) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Starsinger> So earlier today I learned a valuable lesson
Edea> use a condom
Flickerdart> Never trust a chinaman with a scheme?
Starsinger> Close
Starsinger> When you're wearing pajama pants without underwear, make sure the fly has a button
Starsinger> I'm not sure what the cashier at walgreens thought |
#297092* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<DingoPuddingo> ...
<DingoPuddingo> I DIDN'T EAT YOUR F-ING BABY!
<SilverWolfess> ;O;
<SilverWolfess> WAAAHHHHHH!
* DingoPuddingo eats some chocolate.
<DingoPuddingo> o.o
* DingoPuddingo dies.
<SilverWolfess> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHComment: I did not eat your baby.
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#297090* (?/36) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Skatje> "This named entity recognition is the foundation under which other text mining tools are built. The strength of ___ can only be as strong as its foundation, so NER is of the utmost importance."
<Skatje> Fill in the blank!
<allyson> penis, clearly, is the answer.
<Skatje> ;.;
<allyson> we love you Skatje
<allyson> except Cairnarvon because he hates everything.
<Skatje> >:|
<Cairnarvon> I enjoy Skatje for her boobs.
<Skatje> That's even worse.
<Skatje> Just hate me. ;.; |
#297085* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<fahadsadah> I have SO NEARLY beat euler 17.
<fahadsadah> 1 == 3, right? |
#297075* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<PotalaLama> Man, trying to be a sysadmin does suck...
<PotalaLama> I was fixing a network issue on a remote server (sitting in a server farm over 1,000 miles away) with my local Fedora box
<PotalaLama> ..after which I wanted to restart networking
<PotalaLama> Instead of the usual /etc/init.d/network restart, in a playful mood
<PotalaLama> I thought I will stop and then start, so I typed /etc/init.d/network stop...and boom...the server goes offline, and no way to reboot..
<PotalaLama> Got my ass fried for that...Comment: Real story
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#297070* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<demon> pfft
<demon> weddings
<demon> chief weddings
<demon> dw haha
<Heavy> lol
<demon> fuck
<demon> I'll whore my arse out for a acdc ticket
<Red_Wolf_2> ew
<demon> not litterally
<demon> *
<demon> fuckComment: austnet.org #teens
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#297068* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* epochfail chocked on his saliva when he read ben's post
* epochfail goes to get a bunch of paper towels to clean his keyboard
<epochfail> (even though it's pointless)
[21:35:37] <bgbnbigben> OMG YOU SICK FUCK
[21:35:45] <bgbnbigben> the towels arent for the saliva!
[21:35:45] <epochfail> THATS WHAT SHE SAID
<bgbnbigben> LOL!
<bgbnbigben> perfect timing |
#297063* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<melstav> You can tune an antenna but you can't tuna fish.
<Bunsen> Fish are plenty conductive. You're not trying hard enough.Comment: For the radio-clueless, look up "antenna tuner".
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