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This quote has been fermenting for 16 years and has been voted on 28 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 52.7% chance of being approved.

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(2:10:08 PM) M: So
(2:10:17 PM) M: I was cutting up this hooker last night
(2:10:33 PM) M: you know, making smaller pieces for easy transport
(2:11:02 PM) M: when I realize that there's still quite a bit of coke on her hiney
(2:12:21 PM) Jessica: oh yeah?
(2:12:26 PM) M: yeah
(2:12:35 PM) M: what do you do in those situations, right?
(2:12:37 PM) Jessica: get a dollar bill (a crisp one) and scrape it off
(2:12:43 PM) M: Hrmmm
(2:12:50 PM) M: I used my credit card
(2:12:58 PM) Jessica: if she's dead, it makes it easier to scrape
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