QDB: Quote #297661
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This quote has been fermenting for 16 years and has been voted on 37 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 49.8% chance of being approved.

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<Oddlot> I had a a bloody amazing dream last night.
<FuzzyPlushroom> Oh?
<Oddlot> Yes.
<Oddlot> I'm pretty sure I got laid.
<FuzzyPlushroom> In your dream?
<Oddlot> Yes.
<Oddlot> My dreams have a habit of waking up right before the best part.
<Oddlot> So this is a plus.
<Oddlot> It also involved: My class joining a baseball team, the busdriver for the baseball team making a "pit stop" at the Natty Ice factory.
<Oddlot> I always have nice dreams after I smoke.
<FuzzyPlushroom> That's not a nice dream.
<FuzzyPlushroom> Why not just take a few shots of mouthwash and have a cow piss in your mouth?
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