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"and it even advertised free resume construction" ...it didn't say free resume saving or printing...Its a catch, but if you read it closely, you got suckered. |
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Lord Adam: I'll make money off various jobs
Lord Adam: such as hand
Lord Adam: and blow. |
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<XiaoTie> How hard it was for you?
<XiaoTie> and the bigger question, how hard it was for them :P
<Vortling> It didn't appear to be too hard for them
<Vortling> I have two players who's characters have a rivalry going
<Fax> ...
<Fax> oh god
<Fax> please let this conversation be about D&DComment: irc.gamesurge.net #giantitp
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<Kitten|Lurk> Bitch
<Istnanitst> You offend the population of female dogs by using their proper name as a derogatory term.
<Kitten|Lurk> sucks to be themComment: #twokinds@irc.nightstar.net
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< amitz> RossH: probably fedora is too bleeding edge to be comfortably deployed?
< amitz> while gentoo appeals to machocist.
< RossH> HoopyCat: I wonder how that compares against slicehost...bet they have more centos
< mwalling> who cares
< mwalling> is distro deployment really a metric?
< amitz> well, if I'm dating a girl that deploys gentoo, I will know what to expect.Comment: none
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19:57 < [Dynami]> neocontra your mums saggy flaps are faggotry
19:57 < [Dynami]> like fucking HAM
<[Dynami]> she's like
<[Dynami]> look at my party trick
<[Dynami]> pulls her flaps over her head
<[Dynami > LOOK
<[Dynami > i'm a BEAN |
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<fahadsadah> Forkbomb + Bash on Cygwin != Phun. |
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esteban: HI EVERYBODY!
neko-san: if you try to sell me one of those no-tune-holding shit guitars
neko-san: so help me
neko-san: ill put you and billy mays in a motherfucking Cuisinart and hit "Purée"Comment: #sdf on irc.freeshell.org
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<Cougr> can you dumbify that for me
<Cougr> my brain is buggered
<cheetr> *squick*
<Cougr> cheetr: As much as I love you, your cock is not going anywhere near my corpus callosum
<Cougr> unless it's orally |
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Mpledzep: u hear about David Carradine
shane not robot: yeah, he was alot older then I thought he was
Mpledzep: thats what i thought too
shane not robot: I bet David carradine and me could have had alot of fun in Bangkok
shane not robot: after losing all our money in cock/dog fights, we'd go back to our hotel and bang children |
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Mpledzep2 (8:03:46 PM): u hear about David Carradine
shane not robot (8:05:06 PM): yeah, he was alot older then I thought he was
Mpledzep2 (8:05:25 PM): thats what i thought too
shane not robot (8:09:38 PM): I bet David carradine and me could have had alot of fun in Bangkok
shane not robot (8:10:11 PM): after losing all our money in cock/dog fights, we'd go back to our hotel and bang children |
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RafaeeeL: I ME MASTUBARTION
TheFellow: ^
TheDonuts: I ME MASTURBARTION TOO!!! |
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<Knoeki> if a german wants to build a box and asks you to buy 10 pieces of wood, he actually means 20 pieces so that the box can survive thermonuclear worldwar :_D |
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<+FelGaming> Hmm. Maybe he tweaked it to just me?
<+FelGaming> !allbitches
* Fax_Celestis (~Xochitl@adsl-75-35-2-22.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net) has joined #giantitpComment: irc.gamesurge.net #giantitp
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* Jaw_Breaker doubts how many years has it been since pink last taken a shower
<PinkCheekedPak> jaw i don't take a shower..i'm naturally clean
<PinkCheekedPak> lol |
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[14:10] * Tifa is away: toilet
[15:08] * Tifa is back
[15:08] <Alien> condolances for the death of your bowels.Comment: watch timestamps.
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<@Steve_Restless> hm?
<@Steve_Restless> wrong window for that hm
<+Owlface> Hm?
<@Steve_Restless> Foxx is talkin to me on AIM, and digsby pops little message boxes up so I dont have to leave my window to reply.
<@Steve_Restless> I thought it had focus, but it didnt, when I typed
<@Steve_Restless> "Hm?"
<+Owlface> fancy
<WindowF|Away> you know
<WindowF|Away> you could just say "wrong window sorry" and get it over with |
#297181* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Pryoidain: oh
Pryoidain: dream for you
Pryoidain: okay i'm sitting at home
Pryoidain: decide to go to the store
Pryoidain: go to target
Pryoidain: i'm walking through to get I think it was Portal 2
Pryoidain: i see this guy wearing Wii Pajama pants, and a wii shirt
Pryoidain: which is my favorite pajama combo
Pryoidain: so I walk up to him
Pryoidain: say "Oh! I have those pajamas too. Not to many people wear them out."
Pryoidain: he spins around, its the guy from rickroll, who then says "Nigga shut your mouth"
Pryoidain: AND SHOOTS ME IN THE HEAD.
Pryoidain: then i woke up.
Rubix: was it your or yo'. this is important
Pryoidain: yo'
Rubix: i think this need to be made verbatim into a youtube video |
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< eklof> How do I upgrade? I use console only on my server.
<@asyd> man pkg?
< eklof> I think that brings the manpage, not updates the system...Comment: #opensolaris
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<POKEMON_TRAINER> I DIVIDED BY 0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!
* @SkyNinja (Skyninja@adsl-68-93-163-68.dsl.amrltx.swbell.net) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) |
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=-= YOU are now known as Fax_Nye_the_SCIENCE_Guy
<Shadowmare> >>
<Shadowmare> <<
<Fax_Nye_the_SCIENCE_Guy > SCIENCE!
<Shadowmare> GET HIM!!!!
* Fax_Nye_the_SCIENCE_Guy runs
<Ryden> that guy's nuts! grab him!
<Fax_Nye_the_SCIENCE_Guy> LEAVE MY NUTS ALONE
<Ryden> ...
* Ryden meant crazy
<Fax_Nye_the_SCIENCE_Guy> oh
<Fax_Nye_the_SCIENCE_Guy> yeah, I could've told you that |
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<nathan> make: don't know how to make love. Stop. |
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<pnkydnky> so i'm gay, right
<pnkydnky> and i come from a pretty religious family
<hughman> yeah
<pnkydnky> but i hadn't come out yet to my parents
<pnkydnky> and i really wanted to get this off my chest
<hughman> so how did you deliver it?
<pnkydnky> well, first off, we were about to have thanksgiving dinner
<hughman> did people come over?
<pnkydnky> yeah, which i thought would be a great time to come out
<pnkydnky> try to come out... like a man and let everyone know
<hughman> haha ok
<pnkydnky> so we were eating, i was nervous and i just said, "i am gay"
<pnkydnky> and almost the whole table turned into a riot
<hughman> ouch...
<pnkydnky> no, that's not the worst part
<pnkydnky> my dad suddenly yelled out, "I WILL NOT ACCEPT THIS!" and stormed out
<hughman> eek...
<pnkydnky> but it gets worse...
<pnkydnky> later, after most of the heat died down...
<pnkydnky> my dad talked to me alone and said...
<pnkydnky> "you know, in our family, things only come out of the anus, and never go in"
<hughman> holy shit! |
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<Jack> your life is like a sitcom
<Jack> you're gonna marry your best friend
<Jack> and your teacher will live right next to you |
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ASSHAT: lol i just got this IM...
ASSHAT: <xxxxxxxx> i wanna fuck you while watching lord of the rings high on nyquil
flakblas: DOod you said you wouldn't paste that in irc!!!
flakblas: wtfComment: #sdf on irc.freeshell.org
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