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#297418* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
7qAiwH hfN2cnPosa82GhrpCayYrComment: 7qAiwH hfN2cnPosa82GhrpCayYr

#297417* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Real,Comment: Real,

#297416* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
best for you,Comment: best for you,

#297415* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@Kamaris> dear god
<@Kamaris> i got the veronna bold coffee this morning
< ionic> sounds like a font name
<@Kamaris> it's extra bold for sure
<@Kamaris> about knocked the color off the taint

#297405* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@Machina> Me and Jack Daniels
<@Machina> A poem by Malcolm "Machinaweapon" Anthony
<@Machina> *sip*
<@Machina> You know what's wrong with KIDS today?
<@Machina> Fuckin' r'spect.
<@Machina> NONE OF IT!
<@Machina> The little shits got none of it.
<@Machina> But you respect me, Jack. Right, right?
<@Machina> *sip*
<@Machina> What time is it?
<@Machina> *sip*
<@Machina> ...
<@Machina> *sip*
<@Machina> *sip*
<@Machina> *sip*
<@bVork> seek help
<@bVork> there are support groups out there that you should look up
<@Machina> FUCK YOU
<@Machina> I don't have
<@Machina> a problem

#297400* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< jack|ass> christ, unraring a video just brings my laptop to its knees
<@vollmer> yea I've noticed it makes love to my machine as well
< jack|ass> that is not "making love." That is FUCKING.

#297397* (?/38) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* iKitsune thinks he pooped a little laughing over the link helf posted
<iKitsune> dear god, qdb that and i swear to god you won't ever get that onyx2
<helf> fine
<helf> :P

#297392* (?/45) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<ginbong> and i dont need a physical keyboard, you can type really fast on an iphone if you get used to it..
<Zachery> ginbong, i think thats what you said when you started sucking cock too.Comment: Topic was iphones

#297384* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<&jidar> I do not desire to try running IP over the internet
<&jidar> er, phone over IP
<&jidar> god damn itComment: SynIRC #shsc

#297381* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<fahadsadah> Please can I have nathan's number?
<Dvyjones> No way.
<fahadsadah> OK, please can you pass on a message?
<fahadsadah> It's:
<fahadsadah> We're no strangers to love
<fahadsadah> You know the rules, and so do I
<fahadsadah> A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
<Dvyjones> Nope.
<fahadsadah> :(

#297380* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<NotADJ> My parents won't let me run a server
<nathan> NotADJ: F*ck them.
<NotADJ> nathan: Excuse me?
<fahadsadah> NotADJ: Not literally.

#297377* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<onslaught86> Eheheheh. See, she rules.
<OnslaughtSix> You say that as if you still have to convince me.
<OnslaughtSix> She had me at "Penis or GTFO."
<onslaught86> Best girlfriend ever.

#297371* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<ehird> pikhq: Anyway, you're fucking nuts. (Isn't sodomy forbidden by the Bible?)

#297369* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<colin_> It takes you 24 weeks just to watch what Jack Bauer does in a single day.
<`WarpKat> welcome to American Prime Time
<`WarpKat> on the other hand, you have Chris Hansen - he's fun to watch
<colin_> Dateline, right?
<`WarpKat> yeh
<colin_> how to catch a predator
<`WarpKat> so when can we expect you to meet him, colin_?

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<nathan> Windoze: A thirty-two bit extension and graphical shell to a sixteen-bit patch to an eight-bit operating system originally coded for a four-bit microprocessor which was written by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition.

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[@Copenhagen] NORMAL FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was
[@Copenhagen] wrong.
[@Copenhagen] JUGGALO FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up
[@Copenhagen] ...
[@Copenhagen] but that shit was fun!"Comment: #thematrix @ irc.SwiftIRC.net

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(11:40:44 PM) Latias is a man: :D
(11:41:00 PM) Find the commas..........,................,.......,...,......,..,,.....,,..Did you get all 10?: :P
(11:41:04 PM) Find the commas..........,................,.......,...,......,..,,.....,,..Did you get all 10?: There we go
(11:41:25 PM) Latias is a man: There are still only 9. :|
(11:41:30 PM) Find the commas..........,................,.......,...,......,..,,.....,,..Did you get all 10?: >.>
(11:41:32 PM) Find the commas..........,................,.......,...,......,..,,.....,,..Did you get all 10?: Try again
(11:41:48 PM) Latias is a man: ONLY (
(11:41:49 PM) Latias is a man: 9*
(11:42:01 PM) Find the commas..........,................,.......,...,......,..,,.....,,..Did you get all 10?: Try again
(11:42:20 PM) Latias is a man: ...
(11:42:20 PM) Latias is a man: 9
(11:42:39 PM) Find the commas..........,................,.......,...,......,..,,.....,,..Did you get all 10?: Omg
(11:42:39 PM) Latias is a man: Count them yourself
(11:42:42 PM) Find the commas..........,................,.......,...,......,..,,.....,,..Did you get all 10?: I did
(11:42:47 PM) Find the commas..........,................,.......,...,......,..,,.....,,..Did you get all 10?: There are 10 commas
(11:42:55 PM) Latias is a man: Where is the tenth one?
(11:43:02 PM) Find the commas..........,................,.......,...,......,..,,.....,,..Did you get all 10?: In the periods?
(11:43:16 PM) Latias is a man: *counts*
(11:43:21 PM) Latias is a man: There's only 9! XD
(11:43:50 PM) doziguy@hotmail.com is now known as DoZiGuy.
(11:43:57 PM) DoZiGuy: bbl
(11:44:03 PM) Find the commas..........,................,.......,...,......,..,,.....,,..Did you get all 10?: NO!
(11:55:30 PM) DoZiGuy: Back
(11:55:38 PM) DoZiGuy: WHERE ARE THE 10 COMMAS
(11:55:47 PM) DoZiGuy: POINT THEM OUT SPECIFIALLY XD
(11:55:47 PM) Find the commas..........,................,.......,...,......,..,,.....,,..Did you get all 10?: ...i'm done
(11:55:55 PM) Find the commas..........,................,.......,...,......,..,,.....,,..Did you get all 10?: No point in wasting breathe
(11:55:57 PM) Find the commas..........,................,.......,...,......,..,,.....,,..Did you get all 10?: Or..keys
(11:56:06 PM) DoZiGuy: Latias
(11:56:07 PM) DoZiGuy: There
(11:56:08 PM) DoZiGuy: Are
(11:56:09 PM) DoZiGuy: Only
(11:56:10 PM) DoZiGuy: 9
(11:56:11 PM) DoZiGuy: Comma
(11:56:12 PM) Find the commas..........,................,.......,...,......,..,,.....,,..Did you get all 10?: 10*
(11:56:12 PM) DoZiGuy: s
(11:56:19 PM) DoZiGuy: ANYWHERE IN YOUR NAME
(11:56:25 PM) DoZiGuy: BETWEEN THE PERIODS OR OTHERWISE
(11:58:03 PM) Find the commas..........,................,.......,...,......,..,,.....,,..Did you get all 10?: Jk :P

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Ethan James Compas: back
Ethan James Compas: I has Taco Salad
Snake: yay
Ethan James Compas: nice
Ethan James Compas: I'm gonna pay for this later
Ethan James Compas: It goes down nice, but the exit is a bitch
Ethan James Compas: "Why do you hate me so?"
Snake: dude
Snake: its the law of mexico
Snake: everything is like that over there
Snake: even the people
Snake: comes in nice
Snake: leaves forcefully and without warning

#297350* (?/44) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<PenPen> here raborn i made you a 1:1 scale penis 8=D
<Raborn> Oh, good, I have a 300 inch (Diag) monitor
<Raborn> That looks about right
<sluissa_> alternatively, you could have said you IRC in a huge font
<PenPen> IRC FOR BLIND PEOPLE
<Raborn> That would work too
<Raborn> But i'd rather have a really big monitor
<Welbog> Big monitor or big dick: choose now
<Raborn> I'd probably get more use out of the monitor.....
<PenPen> baww
<Raborn> I think my coke can penis is good enough already
<PenPen> kids sized?
<Raborn> All coke can sizes are kid sized
<Welbog> I don't think "kids sized" and "penis" should ever be used in the same context.
<Raborn> Welbog: I do
<Raborn> :D
<Welbog> You sick freak.

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* P2E experiments with panic in dosbox
<Warchamp7> Panic at the dosboxComment: #MAGFest on irc.vgmusic.com

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MarioMaster: like they time they told me all refrigerators and stuff had to be empty of freon before they accept them
MarioMaster: so i go to take a compressor out of this chest freezer
MarioMaster: pshhhhhhhhhhhhh

#297331* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Hello good dayComment: Hello good day

#297327* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
MrMacPlus: infinigam: kill helf2
ulterior_modem LOL
helf2 LYNCH MrMacPlus
helf2: HANG HIM HIGH AND DRY
ulterior_modem: MrMacPlus, You are supposed to message it to the bot
MrMacPlus: ah crap
ulterior_modem: /msg infinigam kill <nick>
MrMacPlus: :(
helf2: lol
20:08 MrMacPlus i feel retardedComment: playing "Mafia"

#297325* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Common conversation between LetThereBeRock (he's the man) and his friend (we'll call her the woman).
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Man: "I like eggs."
Woman: "NO YOU DONT."
Man: "Uhh... yes i do."
Woman: "I have a vagina, you dont."
Woan: "So you dont like eggs."
Man: "Are you frickin kidding me?"
Woman: "Dont make this a big deal."
Man: "YOU JUST SAID"
Woman: "im not talking to you."
Man: "oh im sorry."
Woman: "you should be."
Man: "FOR WHAT"
Woman: "For what you did"
Man: "BUT YOURE THE ONE"
Woman: "i have a vagina"
Man: "FUCK THIS."
Woman: "Dont swear in a ladys presence."
Man: "FINE. FUCK YOU."
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LetThereBeRock: I swear to god, thats mostly how it happens.Comment: Seriously... This happened.

#297318* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Torallia> BARGAINS
<Torallia> IMPRISONING ME
<Torallia> ALL THAT I SEE
<Torallia> ABSOLUTE SAVINGS
<Torallia> WHAT A GREAT DEAL - WHAT A GREAT FIND
<Torallia> LOOK AT THESE JEANS
<Torallia> DAMN I LOOK SEXY AS HEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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