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<~knoeki> so, a guy decides to go to a prostitute.
<~knoeki> and he says "I'd like a blowjob"
<~knoeki> and the hooker says "that'll be 500 bucks"
<Saren> lol 500 for a bj
<~knoeki> and the guy is like "what, 500 bucks, why that much?!"
<~knoeki> so the whore opens the curtain, shows an expensive car, and says "I couldn't have bought that if it wasn't for all those blowjobs"
<~knoeki> guy says "k, guess that makes sense and pays for the services"
<~knoeki> comes back next day, but this time he says "I want anal this time"
<~knoeki> whore says "that'll be 2000 bucks"
<~knoeki> again the guy freaks out, the whore points out a villa down the street and says "I couldn't have bought this without doing anal"
<~knoeki> guy pays again, and whatever.
<~knoeki> so next day he comes back in, says "this time I just want to do missionary"
<Saren> get to the point i leave in 5 minutes ;P
<~knoeki> so the whore opens the curtain and says: "see this street? I could have bought it if I actually had a vagina"Comment: #zomgwtfbbq, irc.p2p-network.net
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