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<lech> r.i.p. Billy Mays
<Boriss> he's famous for doing late-night ads or something?
<Boriss> i don't think i've ever seen this guy
<jX> oxyclean
<CTho> he shouts in all his commercials
<jX> orange-glo
<Boriss> maybe it should be NATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY |
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Joey: You all are invited to my barbecue!
Carly "Canadian": Will there be food?
Joey: ...No, in America cookouts don't have food.
Carly: Oh, ok. |
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<+DirtyDawg> get a room
<&Mew> DirtyDawg we have quite a few kthnx
<&Mew> its called a house
<+DirtyDawg> i got less, it's called "a flat" :p
<~knoeki> I don't have a room. I live in a cave with >30 computers and internetComment: #zomgwtfbbq, irc.p2p-network.net
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[@slew] cause msi wind sounds like what you get after using too much microsoft installer packagesComment: #zomgwtfbbq, irc.p2p-network.net
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#297650* (?/42) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
[Myhand] but there admins are retarded so I got banned
[Myhand] the ban was ridiculously unfair thoguh
[Myhand] to many log in attempsComment: #zomgwtfbbq, irc.p2p-network.net
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[~Knoeki] might be a while until I get internets again @ w0k -.-
[&travalla] why :O
[@slew] him and his coworkers all tried to googleComment: #zomgwtfbbq, irc.p2p-network.net
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[~Knoeki] binarybandit: Earth != america
[~binarybandit] Knoeki, try telling that to an American!Comment: #zomgwtfbbq, irc.p2p-network.net
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Monika says:
i know!
i need to find some chocolate
Paul says:
k
Monika says:
i've hidden some somwhere but forgot where
Paul says:
hunt like a giant squirrel |
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<fahadsadah> Barack Obama should play spymaster. He follows 774,234 and has 1,578,004 followers.
<fahadsadah> He'd pwn. |
#297634* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
>ewow< ok so theres a boy and a girl they are going out and on the phone, the girl is trying to get the boy excited.
girlfriend: baby..i wanna be in your bed doing stuff to you.
girlfriend: i dont know maybe i can get under your sheets and well you know get busy down there
girlfriend: and baby i'll fuck you crazy in bed you wont wanna stop..
girlfriend: hey sexy, whatchu think?
boyfriend: im lovin' it!
girlfriend: omg sexy..
boyfriend: omg sexy what? you gotta try this new big mac at mc donalds babe! |
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TheTruthHurts: the white gay guys are like making out passionately pure gayness with aggression and shit..the black gay guys do this when people look at them.."hey! yo! whatchu lookin' hah! bitch you cant be like me! you cant get on my level baby! you cant do it like me baby!" |
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>dirtrack8989< so there is a boat with mexicans,dominicans, and americans. The people on the boat who are in charge ask the mexicans, "what in your country do you have the most?" the mexicans said, "tacos" so they threw out all the tacos off the boat. Now they ask the dominicans what they have most in their country and the dominicans say "platanos" so they threw out all the platanos off the boat, now they ask the same question to the americans, "what in your country do you have most?" the americans say "Mexicans" so they threw all of the mexicans off the boat. |
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Bot190: Firefox is complaining that opening 17 tabs might slow it down
Warchamp7: I have 25+ tabs open most of the time
Warchamp7: My Firefox doesn't complain
Warchamp7: It doesn't say a thing
Warchamp7: And it when it crashes, it apologizes
Warchamp7: That's how a browser should be |
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(Stomach) Whee, my voice is back
(Stomach) Finally I can get an erection. |
#297615* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Fahad says:
Hi
MoHaMeD ::: يا الله says:
why all the punctuation? |
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<+biathasho> yeah, off-by one errors have been plauging me today |
#297598* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<indra> You know what they say
<indra> Sex is like air. It's not really that important until you're not getting any.
<sentient> heh so true, but i prefer my air clean. |
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< lego-> it's confirmed he's dead, according to wikipedia |
#297581* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
T: Kristen
T: come drink with us
Kristen: who?
T: fuck
T: me
T: and this guy Dustin
T: and Gary
Kristen: did you just ask me to fuck you and 2 other guys?
Kristen: who is Dustin and Gary?
T: They are cool
T: It's cool
T: You don't have to
T: I'm not really in to that many
T: you know
T: wangs |
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<MurderMachine> Haha, my kitten is running after the end of this sentence as it gets longer and longer. |
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<htodd> I just got an invitation to apply for the Visa Black Card
<htodd> wtf is the black card
<boboTjones> it's what you get when the platinum card collapses
<boboTjones> creating a gravitational field that inhumes every last cent you own and then someComment: Had to post it if nothing else for the use of "inhumes."
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<Kidd> sax, why is a wtf moment?
<SaxxonPike> Kidd: yes it does
<jnx> MY MIND |
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<iKitsune> why did anal-sodomy.com go away?
<roosmcd> just a fad |
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(zeeter) i need to go buy some cuervo
(zeeter) gonna make margaritas tonight
(taz) gonna get all your boyfriends around and play hide the sausage under the duvet while watching Maid in Manhattan? |
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<LordLandon> faha: been on sine lately?
<fahadsadah> LordLandon: I've seen the cow surgery rickroll. |
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