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This quote has been fermenting for 16 years and has been voted on 22 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 54.7% chance of being approved.

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Uncle Dan: Don't go to any night clubs with pyrotechnics
The Professor: Don't worry Uncle Dan, the only nightclub I go to have cage dancers and lasers
Uncle Dan: Oh, well then, don't set the carpet on fire!
The Professor: Do you mean the night club or the cage dancers?
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