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<Raaisin> Jesus, who knew there were hot hobos?
<Raaisin> flickr.com/photos/34039266@N05/3256897365/
<Raaisin> I'd handle his pan |
#299954* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Psi: It's better then you saying you like having sex with dogs.
Kalun: Not really, no.
Kalun: Having sex with dogs still means your straight. |
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Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what your going to get... Well except maybe diabetes. - B.J |
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<coldhead> ima protest at the swiss embassy
<paul_irish> o rly, coldhead? protest for whattt
<coldhead> for arresting polanski just because the US told them to
<coldhead> even though i'm sure they're honouring their international obligations
<coldhead> i haven't sided with france in a long time
<coldhead> and i really like polanski
<coldhead> if you rape a child and then make the pianist you are forgiven |
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<coldhead> ima protest at the swiss embassy
<paul_irish> o rly, coldhead? protest for whattt
<coldhead> for arresting polanski just because the US told them to
<coldhead> even though i'm sure they're honouring their international obligations
<coldhead> i haven't sided with france in a long time
<coldhead> and i really like polanski
<coldhead> if you rape a child and then make the pianist you are forgiven
<vladikoff> coldhead, so how will your protest sign look like?
<coldhead> SWITZERLAND! DISAVOW YOUR INTERNATIONAL LEGAL OBLIGATIONS AND RELEASE ALL CONVICTED PAEDOPHILE FILM MAKERS NAO!
<coldhead> i think their embassy here is in a shopping mall |
#299948* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<vector40> that was an interesting night
<vector40> woke up at 5 and started puking for no real reason
<vector40> haven't puked in a long time
<vector40> my throat feels damaged
<vector40> much respect to bulimics
<HunterX11> be sure to brush yo teef
<vector40> my shit smells putrid too
<vector40> something dark and uncanny happened in my GI
<HunterX11> It was a dark and uncanny bowel movement; the shit fell in torrents, except at occasional intervals, when it was interrupted by a gust of flatulence which blew into the toilet (for it is in the bathroom that our story occurs)...
* vector40 shakes his head |
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<fahadsadah> Err...
<fahadsadah> Might have added cat ansirickroll.txt to my .bashrc |
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<Go_the_Cats> any1 in here got the internet msg me thanks :) |
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<h4ck> this album screams NYC to me for some reason
<h4ck> Cowboys and Aliens by Kitchens of Distinction
<h4ck> so good.
<FxChiP> your mom screamed NYC to me for some reason
<FxChiP> last night |
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<@Blake> there's a hot air balloon outside my window
<@Blake> like...right outside
<@Blake> I'm not sure if he's landing on those houses on purpose or if he's crashing
<@Blake> I can hear and see him running the burner
< OmnipotentEntity> that... sounds like a crash.
<@Blake> he went out of my field of vision
<@Blake> I'm going to drive over there
<@Blake> brb
<@Blake> it disappeared!
<@Blake> into the rooftops
<@Blake> maybe I've just been coding too long
<@Blake> although it was a pretty compact neighborhood and I couldn't tell specifically where he landed
<@Blake> although I did get a photo to prove I'm not crazy: [photo link]
<@Falun> i don't think that proves your not crazy
<@Falun> that just proves that there was a hot air balloon outside |
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<@b-cumPool> Yogart, i want to fucking clean ur asshole clean after u poop
<@b-cumPool> !!
<Yogart> i clean it my self , sorry i dnt need help
<@b-cumPool> i want to help please
<@b-cumPool> u are my allah superior
<Yogart> u r mentaly ill
<Yogart> no one can help u
<@b-cumPool> Yogart i love u
<@b-cumPool> can we be lovers
<@b-cumPool> gay cyber love
<@b-cumPool> ??
<Yogart> sorry not in to that shit
<@b-cumPool> does allah not like ? |
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< PeanutHorst> amee2k: oh, ich meine verbe prüfunge gepassen :D
< amee2k> parse error on line 1. |
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<pitz> I just called
<pitz> To say
<pitz> I tested positive |
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<Justin> I haz a fudge
<Jake> Candy I have some?
<Justin> No.
<Jake> fuck. |
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<MercWithMouth> Well... they call me the Merc With The Mouth for a reason.
<MercWithMouth> And I've been slapped enough times to prove it. |
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<MercWithMouth> Incidentally,
<MercWithMouth> the evil, wretched Russian-Armenian woman that ruined my life...
<MercWithMouth> ^_^
<MercWithMouth> she went to law school at U.Minn.
<Bashy> Armenian women sure are firey. Especially if you throw a Turk at them.
<MercWithMouth> shakes head
<Bashy> How have you succeeded in your various endeavors? Maybe you had your life ruined, but I seem to not be able to even get to that point.
<Bashy> How do you do it?
<MercWithMouth> Remember how you said that you were being made to chose between subtle and assertive?
<MercWithMouth> Well, there is a clear option between those two.
<MercWithMouth> Strong. Assertive.
<MercWithMouth> LIKE A GODDAMN FREIGHT-TRAIN.
<MercWithMouth> Anything up to the point of getting a restraining order slapped on you is fair game.
<MercWithMouth> In fact, it's the par.
<Bashy> Hmm. I suppose that might be more preferable. You cannot succeed if you don't make enough opportunities.... and no is yes, right?
<MercWithMouth> It will make you feel so, so SO ABSOLUTELY disgusting to behave like that...
<MercWithMouth> but, natural selection appears to favor aggression.
<Bashy> Oh, I think I could probably get used to it, after all I've been through and been made to feel the other route.
<MercWithMouth> *nodz*
<MercWithMouth> well, try not to get TOO used to it.
<MercWithMouth> you need to be able to look at yourself in the mirror.
<MercWithMouth> hmmmm. what this calls for...
<MercWithMouth> is a 2min instructional video.
<MercWithMouth> (sorta...)
<Bashy> I could do that better if there was a naked women beside me in the mirror.
<MercWithMouth> Ok, here's lesson one.
<MercWithMouth> Nature of the beast.
<MercWithMouth> newgrounds.com/portal/view/130172
<Bashy> Viewing.
<Bashy> This seems pretty apt.Comment: Merc gets trolled. LIKE A FREIGHT-TRAIN.
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<wildshoetwt> anybody here know anything about guitar amps
<AriGold> mine goes to 11
<AriGold> all i need to know
<Royall> I would think all guitar amp companies would pick up on the "goes to 11" joke by now
<Julian> hehe
<Royall> and hence it would no longer be a joke, rather an awkward standard
<Julian> most people dont get that one
<Royall> "MY AMP GOES TO ELEVEN MUTHAFUCKA" "yea mine too" "..." |
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<skwo> OH F**CK
<skwo> I just wiped half o my os OO
<skwo> is there anyway to restore files that was removed by rm?
<skwo> omg
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to JamesM
* JamesM has changed the topic to: Operating System Development || Version control - it works!
<scgtrp> ok, now that we're all done laughing at you: skwo, depending on the filesystem, you might be able to find an undeletion tool
<skwo> ext3, i dont think there is one exists ><
<scgtrp> there is, although the one time i tried it it didn't work for me
* JamesM shits himself laughing
<scgtrp> ok, so we're not _all_ done laughing |
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GarySimat: so how about
GarySimat: spent 3k on a washer/dryer
Nick Pinciotti: wtf
Nick Pinciotti: does it talk to you
Nick Pinciotti: tell you the weather
Nick Pinciotti: comfort you in times of need
GarySimat: i got them from amex gift cards
GarySimat: you put shit in and press the button
GarySimat: there steamwasher and steamdryer
Nick Pinciotti: hmm
Nick Pinciotti: not familiar with this new technology
GarySimat: yea you put shit in a press button, it puts the right amount of water in by the weight
GarySimat: and then it drys stuff by the weight and senses how wet shit is
GarySimat: washer spins at 1200rpm so its suppose to be damn near dry when you put it in thedryer
GarySimat: haha
GarySimat: im waitin for it to blow me as im standin there
Nick Pinciotti: youtube that shit if it does |
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<GhostOmnifox> Marketplace Buy! Jerkimaru has bought your Soul of Steel (Quantity: 1) for 400000 Ryo!
<GhostOmnifox> Marketplace Buy! Mech has bought your Monkey Cymbals (Quantity: 1) for 350000 Ryo!
<GhostOmnifox> now if someone buys my Pokerballs I can be happy with life
<Fax> I ain't touchin' your balls manComment: irc.vision-irc.net #bvs-colbertnation
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<aricon> I don't fuck clouds
<aricon> no matter how much they look like boobs |
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<Mike_W> i just spent 2 1/2hours looking for an ic that I now remember I never bought
<Mike_W> 'looking' included sorting through last weeks trash, which included the contents of an emptied cat litter box
<Mike_W> FML :P |
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<Stephanie> Peach muffins on Saturday and apple on Sunday. :D
<Stephanie> I treat my family right.
<Paiz0rz> Yum
<charitwo> a muffin a day keeps the noms away
<Paiz0rz> Stephanie: wanna adopt an emo, disruptive, hateful, teenager? :P
<Stephanie> No. I have a 2 year old already. :P
<Paiz0rz> XD |
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agaChris: fap
agaChris: fap
agaChris: fap
agaChris: fap
agaChris: SPLOOSH
agaChris: zzz
storms: gonna go to bed night all
TOGGI3: see, theres an announcement of sleep that doesnt make you go wtf afterwards |
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<Flower_Killa> Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. |
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