QDB: Quote #299873
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This quote has been fermenting for 16 years and has been voted on 40 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 53.3% chance of being approved.

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[20:03] <Jerald9000> when i come back
[20:03] <Jerald9000> we could do a little to the gooseneck
[20:03] <crazyjoe> you are gonna fuck clown
[20:04] <Jerald9000> ima fuck clown?
[20:04] <crazyjoe> yes
[20:04] <crazyjoe> you and clown are butt buddies
[20:04] <Jerald9000> it seems that ima fuck you clown'
[20:05] <Jerald9000> [music link]
[20:05] <Jerald9000> turn that up clown
[20:05] <Jerald9000> it will set the mood
[20:05] * Jerald9000 pops open some wine
[20:05] * Jerald9000 dimms the lights
[20:05] <Jerald9000> less do this
[20:05] * Jerald9000 breaks out his magnum condomes
[20:06] * Jerald9000 grabs his best massage oils
[20:06] <Jerald9000> time to get jiggy with it
[20:06] * Jerald9000 sets clown in the bed
[20:06] * Jerald9000 rips his and clowns cloths off
[20:06] <bjytech> :O
[20:06] * Jerald9000 applys rubber to his self
[20:06] <Jerald9000> damn
[20:06] <Jerald9000> its a tight fit
[20:07] * Jerald9000 applys ouls to clown
[20:07] <Jerald9000> oils*
[20:07] * Jerald9000 gently easis his man stick into clowns booty hole
[20:07] <Jerald9000> ohh yea
[20:07] * Jerald9000 slams the door shut
[20:08] <Jerald9000> no need for you guys to see the rest
[20:08] <Clown-> the fuck is this, i'm gone doing shit and come back and find myself getting fucked...wtf
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