QDB: Quote #299863
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This quote has been fermenting for 16 years and has been voted on 26 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 53.3% chance of being approved.

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<john> Well, don't be bleh in the interview or you won't get it. Just be your usual charming self and in the middle of the interview, stop and say 'Hold on a minute, I have to fart.' Then fart and run around the office yelling 'Cookie Monster coming to town!' I'm telling you, they LOVE shit like that."
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