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This quote has been fermenting for 16 years and has been voted on 26 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 41.8% chance of being approved.

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Zach: are you in?
Nick: ...no I'm just logged in to the messenger through my microwave at home.
Zach: I'm sending Bill Coffman down
Nick: For?
Zach: I don't know...he was asking for you.
Nick: Great...
Zach: probably his phone.
Nick: Of course.
Zach: do your damn job
Nick: Go fuck yourself.
Zach: quit crying
Nick: Eat a dick.
Nick: Fucking fruit cake
Nick: Useless waste of flesh.
Nick: What purpose do you serve?
Nick: NOTHING
Nick: You don't matter.
Nick: never have, never will.
Zach: to tell you what a piece of shit you are
Nick: Not so much.
Zach: you are disposable...
Nick: You do that to boost your ego and confidence.
Zach: yeppers
Nick: But in reality, you're an idiot.
Zach: and it helps alot
Nick: I'm sure you're over compensating for something...
Zach: my lack of salary
Nick: Zach: my lack of penis
Nick: That's what came up on my screen.
Zach: not so much
Nick: oh yes my friend.
Zach: you are such a guru of knowledge
Nick: I am, indeed.
Zach: everyone stop what your doing and give Nick praise
Nick: That's usually what happens.
Nick: I have a God complex that seems to be growing by the hour.
Nick: I'm a winner.
Zach: take your broken down back home do try to play daddy
Nick: I have no idea what that meant.
Nick: You need to learn english.
Nick: This isn't Georgia...we don't speak "stupid".
Zach: huh?
Zach: whatcha say
Nick: I have to take a shit.
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