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Zach: I figure if they get rid of me then I will have my vacation pay, last check and hopefully some severance pay...so that would give me a month to get my shit together
Nick: And bang as many women as possible.
Zach: Yes...then when I get AIDs I can kill myself
Nick: YES! Go out with a bang.
Zach: No way...I would eat like 100 vicodin
Nick: Snort it, it'll hit you faste.r
Zach: hahahah...no thank you...I think doing that would hurt too much
Nick: wtf matters, you'll be dead in a few hours.
Zach: How about cooking them down and then injecting them
Nick: Now you're thinkin'.
Nick: Use rat poison.
Zach: no, you are getting off course here
Nick: Vicodin laced with rat poison.
Zach: Nope
Nick: That's no fun.
Zach: wtf is with the rat poison
Nick: You kinda need that element that really stands out.
Nick: Like black tar heroin.
Zach: you are getting somewhere now
Nick: "Man he OD'd...on vicodin" "HA, pussy"
Nick: or
Nick: "Man he OD'd...on heroin, crack, and vicodin...all while dancing naked to bob marley and eating skittles" "Man that guy was hardcore"
Nick: Go down as a legend.
Zach: that would be awesome!
Nick: Gotta be a fish out of water.
Nick: Everyone OD's on vicodin.
Nick: Hell look at Heath Ledger.
Zach: he OD on like 4 different kinds of pills
Nick: Still...pills.
Nick: No heroin or crack.
Nick: Gotta go all out.
Nick: GO BIG OR GO HOME!
Zach: I don't want my family to think that of me
Nick: But thinking you OD'd on 4000 vicodins is better?
Nick: They'll think you're lazy and not creative.
Nick: Wouldn't you want them to think you put thought into it?
Zach: why again are we talking about how I should kill myself?
Nick: I have no idea...something about AIDS. |