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#305014* (?/37) ⚐Flag
You can so get hooked on Aderall. I lost a dear English Classmate to Prescription Amphetamines. Don't worry, he got better. (Unless the Incarnation of Addiction re-hooked him). |
#295929* (?/37) ⚐Flag
<anima> ofc people die from weed
<anima> their soul die
<anima> and their motivation
<anima> and their lungs
<morda> rofl
<morda> dumbass
<anima> i ve been smoking 10 joints a day for 10 years
<anima> i know what i m talking about
<anima> little noob faggot
<morda> anima
<morda> now be honest
<wuxia> 10 a day
<morda> ud rather smoke 10 a day
<morda> or drink all day long
<morda> i kno what i want
<wuxia> it's truly pathetic that you chose to smoke 10 a day
<anima> they re equally bad
<morda> best offcourse is that u don't do either
<anima> you re pathetic
<morda> idd
<morda> tbh
<morda> lotsa of my mates smoke more a day
<morda> but thats theyr choice
<wuxia> keep it constructive
<anima> weed can be bad that s all i wanted to say
<morda> yup
<wuxia> everything in excess is bad
<morda> but weed is not that harmfull as alcohol
<anima> that was very constructive calling me pathetic wuxia
<deotrip> i smoke crack 30 times a day
<anima> fukin assholeComment: #cpmpickup - quakenet
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#300421* (?/37) ⚐Flag
comment4Comment: comment4
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#276070* (?/38) ⚐Flag
You REally Have TO See This...Comment: You REally Have TO See This...
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#305256* (?/44) ⚐Flag
WHO DAT, DAT BEAT DA SAINTS
ANYBODY, ANYBODY |
#305878* (?/45) ⚐Flag
[+KurataSayuri] helix
[+KurataSayuri] can you translate
[+KurataSayuri] jap-eng
[+KurataSayuri] no, right?
[@[Helix]] …
[@[Helix]] i feel like you’re insulting me
[+KurataSayuri] okay fine then
[+KurataSayuri] helix, are you able to contribute useful information
[+KurataSayuri] towards the management and operation
[+KurataSayuri] of a fortune 500 company?
[@[Helix]] uhhh
[@[Helix]] sure
[+KurataSayuri] that’s not a very confident answer, helix
[@[Helix]] sure it is
[@[Helix]] …
[+KurataSayuri] anyways
[+KurataSayuri] looking at your resume
[+KurataSayuri] you’re a ryerson student
[+KurataSayuri] why not a better school, such as mcgill or u of t?
[@[Helix]] cuz i was lazy
[+KurataSayuri] that’s not the type of attitude that we would like for a consultant
[+KurataSayuri] do you have any redeeming features to cover this laziness?
[&Shini-tan] he has none
[@[Helix]] STOP IT
[@[Helix]] SHINI
[@[Helix]] STOP IT
[@[Helix]] ahem
[@[Helix]] i have
[+KurataSayuri] well, I’ll ignore that outburst for now
[+KurataSayuri] go on
[@[Helix]] a lot of redeeming features
[&Shini-tan] he can make pretty graphics
[&Shini-tan] that’s about it
[@[Helix]] STOP IT
[&Shini-tan] what
[@[Helix]] I SAID STOPPP IT
[&Shini-tan] there was a compliment this time
[@[Helix]] =_=
[+KurataSayuri] please, I’m trying to conduct an interview here
[+KurataSayuri] for all I know, I’m about to recruit a valued employee
[@[Helix]] why are you called hats
[+KurataSayuri] I was unaware that I needed to justify my actions
[+KurataSayuri] this is an interview, after all
[@[Helix]] i was just curious
[+KurataSayuri] curiousity
[+KurataSayuri] an interesting personality trait
[+KurataSayuri] how would you say that this benefits you as an individual?
[@[Helix]] uh
[@[Helix]] it makes me more motivated to learn
[+KurataSayuri] okay so
[+KurataSayuri] motivation to learn
[+KurataSayuri] while certainly a useful trait
[+KurataSayuri] how is this relevant to you giving other people advice?
[@[Helix]] uh
[@[Helix]] you’ll find out if you hire me
[&Shini-tan] …
[+KurataSayuri] well
[&Shini-tan] helix is this why you don’t have a job
[+KurataSayuri] what do you believe you can contribute towards the company?
[@[Helix]] no
[@[Helix]] anything u want
[+KurataSayuri] are you able to increase revenues a hundredfold within the first week of your employment?
[@[Helix]] yes
[+KurataSayuri] we have a 100% market share in our current industry
[+KurataSayuri] how do you propose you will accomplish that?
[@[Helix]] uh
[@[Helix]] you’ll find out if you hire me
[+KurataSayuri] what is your desired position?
[+KurataSayuri] you failed to indicate on on your application
[@[Helix]] i’d like to be the ceo of your company
[+KurataSayuri] the shareholders elect the ceo
[@[Helix]] no they dont
[@[Helix]] dont lie to me
[+KurataSayuri] okay so uh
[+KurataSayuri] what is your desired salary?
[+[Helix]] uh
[+[Helix]] 500k sounds ok to start with
[+[Helix]] i wish ebgames was hiring
[+KurataSayuri] well
[+KurataSayuri] that’s an interesting point
[+[Helix]] such an easy job..
[+KurataSayuri] why did you pick our firm over eb games?
[+[Helix]] i didn’t
[+KurataSayuri] helix, why did you show up to this job interview
[+[Helix]] i didn’t
[+KurataSayuri] in which case
[+KurataSayuri] why are you here
[+[Helix]] you came to me
[+KurataSayuri] you’ve passed the intellectual test, then
[+KurataSayuri] so why do you feel that you deserve $500 000 per year?
[+[Helix]] cause i’m helix
[+KurataSayuri] and a starting salary of, to boot?
[+Nored] you know
[+KurataSayuri] I’m sorry, your reputation fails to precede you
[[+[Helix]] no it doesn’t
[+[Helix]] dont lie to me
[+KurataSayuri] moving on
[+KurataSayuri] we are unable to use someone with your
[+KurataSayuri] …
[+KurataSayuri] well
[+KurataSayuri] simply put
[+KurataSayuri] I have no idea what you are qualified to do
[+[Helix]] like i said
[+[Helix]] i can do anything
[+KurataSayuri] do you have any references?
[+[Helix]] irrevelent
[+KurataSayuri] I’m sorry?
[+[Helix]] nored can vouch for me
[+KurataSayuri] nored is of questionable moral character
[+[Helix]] uh
[+KurataSayuri] I’m afraid that his standing among society
[+[Helix]] well
[+[Helix]] there’s..
[+KurataSayuri] is insufficient to serve as reference
[+[Helix]] veng can
[+[Helix]] vouch for me
[+KurataSayuri] your reference appears to be unavailable
[+KurataSayuri] do you have another?
[+[Helix]] um
[+[Helix]] blah can also vouch for me
[+KurataSayuri] he appears to be unavailable as well
[+[Helix]] uh
[+[Helix]] i’ll just go with everyone else
[+[Helix]] in this room
[+KurataSayuri] I see
[+KurataSayuri] is anyone here able to vouch for the quality of helix’s work?
[+Nored] i can
[+[Helix]] see
[+KurataSayuri] I see
[+[Helix]] everyone else is afk
[+KurataSayuri] well, while the value of your testament is questionable, I will accept it
[+[Helix]] damn right you will
[+[Helix]] i mean
[+[Helix]] uh
[+Nored] why do i have a sample of weed
[+Nored] wtf
[+KurataSayuri] well now
[+KurataSayuri] given that he is apparently a drug addict
[+[Helix]] …
[+KurataSayuri] his reference is considered worthless for the purposes of this firm
[+[Helix]] nored what have you done
[+Nored] its a sample
[+Nored] how am i an addict
[+KurataSayuri] our firm has extremely strict moral standards
[+KurataSayuri] we have a zero-tolerance policy on drugs
[+KurataSayuri] regardless, helix, you appear to be lacking references
[+KurataSayuri] and so, regardless of the quality of your character
[+KurataSayuri] I’m afraid that we are unable to hire you
[+[Helix]] liar
[+KurataSayuri] if you had positive references from reputable individuals
[+KurataSayuri] I would be glad to reconsider
[+[Helix]] fine
[+[Helix]] i don’t want to join you guys anywaysComment: Job Interview for a Scanlation Group
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#305678* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<pitz> My name is pitz
<pitz> I have a plan
<pitz> To lick your dick
<pitz> As fast as I can |
#306060* (?/30) ⚐Flag
atari2600a: you're no fun when it comes to future animal carcassesComment: & not a single fuck was given that day
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#305119* (?/30) ⚐Flag
DonnaSimpson: So I was thinking... I may now have the power to seek vengence against the 4Chan Random Board, but if I Dreamwalk without the malenerds' consent, I would be no better than ZombieJesus...
DonnaSimpson: So I tried to obtain consent, but there are only 35 Mature Time Lords available at this time.
DonnaSimpson: So then I just thought "screw it" and leeched. |
#305182* (?/30) ⚐Flag
I feel trapped in a series of Shakespeare plays. I had no idea Shakespeare was so deranged! |
#311592* (?/15) ⚐Flag
<RenegadePanther> like korea has those one toilets that spray water up your ass
<RenegadePanther> it feels weird
<RenegadePanther> but you like it... so you start to question things.
<RenegadePanther> on your return trip from Seoul, you realize, you may never have that feeling of asshole water again, and you become incomplaicent.
<RenegadePanther> after a short while of using the american Johnathan Crappers, you realize you dont feel the same on your old porcelain throne. partially because it doesn't plug into the wall.
<RenegadePanther> You constantly bounce back and fourth from hopeful optimism that you will be able to order one. and then, crippling pessimism when you realize you may not be worthy of korean asshole spraying toilets.
<RenegadePanther> After months of this way of american life, you settle into a manic state, wondering if other seat-like structures will provide the same experience, yet; it never happens. Friends and family start to get worried.
<RenegadePanther> You finally hit rock bottom; you go into a life of crime, trying to get a hold. Trying to find your way to south Korean asshole-spraying toilets. |
#311404* (?/14) ⚐Flag
Quill: i use ableton live kimo
Optical Disc: Wow
Optical Disc: My DAW is LMMS + ZynAddSubFX
Optical Disc: In case anyone was wondering
Quill: i use wii music maker
Optical Disc: Mario paint
Quill: game and watch
Optical Disc: Butterflies
Quill: i use spoons and broken mother boards of 1998 computers made between june 25th and september 4th
Optical Disc: A piece of driftwood and a melon |
#309316* (?/14) ⚐Flag
<Denizen> why would they sell a condom to a 14 year old
<Toad> tell them you want to try anal and need to put a condom on a carrot |
#309594* (?/14) ⚐Flag
< Gevallen_Engel_> and craigslist died
< Gevallen_Engel_> :c
<@asellus> fix it
* Gevallen_Engel_ rubs asellus on the internets
<@asellus> it's fixed \o/
<@Rufus-P> herpes just came out of my internet
<@Rufus-P> wtf guys
<@asellus> :\ |
#310340* (?/14) ⚐Flag
<HonkeyKong> Meh. If I didn't bang fatties, my life would be a lot more boring than it is.
<HonkeyKong> Okay, that sounds bad. :P
<joshw> IT KINDA DOES |
#302536* (?/14) ⚐Flag
<Sinow> whoah
<B-Rad> I did once
<Sinow> whoah
<Jabler> One hand at a time :/
<Sinow> whoah
<Sinow> WHOAH
=-= Sinow was booted from #gekinzuku by GekinBot (Stop repeating yourself!)
<Kori> whoah sinow
<Kori> lmao |
#302960* (?/14) ⚐Flag
<Traycer> Hell, I want to buy some Dawn now.
<Traycer> Damn that baby otter.
<Ash> [links to huffington post article quoting BP president Tony Hayward, "we had too many people that were working to save the world"]
<sadrik> Maybe Monsanto can help.
> Monsanto: crude-ready!
<dwarf> Baby otters: Selling soap better than Roc Hudson!
> someone please send a few bottles to Tony Hayward, along with a dump truck full of greasy animal carcasses recovered from the gulf.
> just slide them off the truck onto his driveway
<dwarf> Feh, driveway? How about master bedroom!? :)
> well, if you cant reach the master bedroom, because there's a porsche in the driveway, it's probably a convertible :D |
#301193* (?/49) ⚐Flag
<@Nanobot> Type ".kb <your_nick>" adds an entry for your name in the #anime knowledge base.
<@iko_away> .kb Nanobot
<@iko_away> whats the knowledge base for?
<@Nanobot> Knowledge
<@iko_away> doubt it |
#207599* (?/43) ⚐Flag
<omgod> lol |
#185986* (?/36) ⚐Flag
beet red face says (12:38 PM):
fuk all
beet red face says (12:38 PM):
woke up lol
JustJoshin says (12:39 PM):
ahaha... so whats ya been doin lately
JustJoshin says (12:39 PM):
u still hookin up with the goth chick
beet red face says (12:40 PM):
lol nah havnt seen her for awhile
beet red face says (12:40 PM):
i think
beet red face says (12:40 PM):
it was because i
beet red face says (12:41 PM):
did this massive runny shit one morning 6am and the house was dead quietComment: He did a runny shit
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#300101* (?/35) ⚐Flag
I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time
you are finished talking, type RET twice.
No, why don't YOU describe your problems and press RET twice?
Is it because do not me describe my problems and press ret twice that
you came to me?
What?
Can you elaborate on that?
I have no idea what you just tried to say.
Why do you say that?
It made no sense at all.
Earlier you said do not me describe my problems and press ret twice?
Again, that sentence doesn't make any sense. Those constructs just
can't be put together like that.
Does it bother you that sentence does not make any sense those
constructs just cannot be put together like that?
IIdH;
I would appreciate it if you would continue.
I just thought it would be nice if you described your problems
instead. I'm sure you talk to a lot of weird people.
Maybe your plans have something to do with this. |
#301138* (?/35) ⚐Flag
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you,
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you! |
#304527* (?/35) ⚐Flag
Many great ideas are conceived and never realized.Comment: Mine
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#305110* (?/35) ⚐Flag
Not so much a Cheap Gimmick as Bloody Underpriced. |
#305526* (?/35) ⚐Flag
I don't eat for hunger, I eat for taste |