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#307017* (?/39) ⚐Flag
(05:17:54) <@Deo3560> i'm over 3/4ths white (05:18:01)
<@Gham> hold the fuck up (05:18:04)
<@Gham> since when? (05:18:15)
#307287* (?/39) ⚐Flag
TIME FOR A SCARY HALLOWEEN STORY!
The Shit... that... Wouldn't... Flush!!
#307613* (?/39) ⚐Flag
<MiX-MaN> damn bash.. come one
<MiX-MaN> i havent been on here in like a year
<MiX-MaN> and its only 3 pages of new comments
<John> qdb.us
<John> hate me now
<MiX-MaN> meh
<MiX-MaN> qdb has too many unfunny ones
<MiX-MaN> unless its changed
<John> qdb only has funny ones
<MiX-MaN> &#65288;&#9583;°&#9633;°&#65289;&#9583;&#65077;&#65279; sn&#729;qpb
Comment: Coffeenet
#307378* (?/46) ⚐Flag
<ForteMezzo> Downloading AVA on steam :D
<~BlacklightBusy> AVA?
<@Tehimore_Winged> AVA?
<&Starbuck> AVA?
<&LunaBot> AVA?
<ForteMezzo> Alliance of Valiant Arms
<~BlacklightBusy> … XD
<EnmyPie|CV> ABA?
Comment: #LunasLoftOOC on GeekShed (irc.geekshed.net)
#309174* (?/46) ⚐Flag
<HelgeSverre> Fair enuff
<HelgeSverre> Now sing with me
<HelgeSverre> WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE...
<HelgeSverre> YELLOW SUBMARINE
<HelgeSverre> and that is all i know..
#305071* (?/46) ⚐Flag
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#205424* (?/48) ⚐Flag
i was molested by a five year old
i am 4...
4-tunate ahhahahahahahaha
Comment: blaaap
#205735* (?/48) ⚐Flag
Just Look Here For a Sec, ImpressiveHello!,Comment: Just Look Here For a Sec, ImpressiveHello!,
#161178* (?/61) ⚐Flag
<Stephen> Yeah, but if I put it in my ass it'd still be patented
#301163* (?/23) ⚐Flag
<HeTo> ]8ball can I set my middle name to be Danger for $0.05 USD?
<ljrbot> HeTo: The answer is a resounding no.
<HeTo> @8ball can I set my middle name to be Danger for $0.05 USD?
* Little_Death shakes the magic 8-ball for HeTo ... all signs point to yes
<toobparts> still be in here, you where holucinatin'..
<HeTo> ]8ball is Little_Death correct?
<ljrbot> HeTo: Of course.
<HeTo> @8ball so ljrbot lied to me at first?
* Little_Death shakes the magic 8-ball for HeTo ... all signs point to yes
#302748* (?/23) ⚐Flag
* xexyz haz t3h hungry
* xexyz feeds
< xexyz> NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
* xexyz poops
< xexyz> the circle is now complete
Comment: #sdf on irc.freeshell.org
#303688* (?/23) ⚐Flag
Noimporta|Dinner is now known as Noimporta
Plumbercode: Well, yeah. I never pass up an opportunity to drift in the winter.
You are now known as JBridge
JBridge: Heh.
Noimporta: Hey guys, guess who's back?
Plumbercode: Jbridge?
JBridge: me?
Noimporta: Yes.
Noimporta is now known as Noimporta|Away
JBridge: ...That was odd.
#304438* (?/23) ⚐Flag
<Ragazzo> Dr_Schubert: >:/
<Dr_Schubert> Ragazzo: :|
<Ragazzo> *D:< Rather
<ProfChainsawFace> This music was played in the preview battle with Victini. It's a general Legendary battle, and not just Victini's, though.
<Dr_Schubert> Why the anger Rag?
<Azel> Maybe he's on himself?
<Dr_Schubert> ...XD
#304572* (?/23) ⚐Flag
<+Katie> MY TURN MY TURN MY TURN! MAN.
* +Katie swipes the dildo
* +Katie makes herself cum thinking about Lexie man.
<+Katie> ~oof~ ... much better :) dude..
#305507* (?/23) ⚐Flag
16:01:25 <@UukGoblin> small channels with fewer people where everyone is opped lead to only a small chaos
16:01:51 <@UukGoblin> i.e. when one of the guys is bored and wants to play the /kick game
16:02:00 <@nathan7> ..why oh why does my brain append ' penis' to the word 'small'
#306015* (?/23) ⚐Flag
* Xerei has quit (Ping timeout)
* Xerei_ is now known as Xerei
<Xerei> that was awkward..
<Xerei> seeing myself get DCed
#306707* (?/23) ⚐Flag
Jaffinnegan: Im glad we have gone from Politics and the fall of Western Socioty to Adams BirthdayComment: OverTheGun.com
#306780* (?/23) ⚐Flag
<+Valerie> You know what Valve should do?
<@Kitten> Burn in a fire?
<+Valerie> They should bring Raven back from the dead
<+Valerie> and have them make a new serpent riders trilogy
<@Kitten> I like my answer better.
<@Kitten> It's cost effective.
<@Kitten> And everybody wins :3
#309253* (?/23) ⚐Flag
<+el_alco> i fucking hate bitcoin people
<+el_alco> it's like
<+Ergot> I hate any people made of coin
<+el_alco> hey how about you tip me with money i can actually access without dealing with currency trading?
<+el_alco> also money that is actually, y'know, real
<@blue> well most currency is fiat money
<@blue> so isn't really real
<@Loskene> I want audi money
<@Loskene> so it handles well
<@blue> i want alfa money
<@blue> every £20 it sets fire to itself
Comment: #420chan
#309890* (?/23) ⚐Flag
(carharttjimmy) the stupid in this channel is too damn high
(carharttjimmy) And trust me, I know a lot about being high.
#307210* (?/37) ⚐Flag
noobscratcher: facktoided into cum balls of orgasimick failure
Church: ...
Comment: OverTheGun.com
#307264* (?/37) ⚐Flag
Oatmeal: ok
Delacroix: nah
Oatmeal: han
Dawn_Shadowdancer: shot first
Dawn_Shadowdancer: Star Wars!
Snapai: shot f- dangit Shadowdancer!
Dawn_Shadowdancer: :P
Dawn_Shadowdancer: Sorry
Comment: #EquestriaDaily on irc.lightirc.com
#304991* (?/37) ⚐Flag
Madonna Complex?
#304996* (?/37) ⚐Flag
Did you switch brains with my Mexican English Teacher, Mexican Voice Teacher, and Perverted American Orchestra Conductor?
#305006* (?/37) ⚐Flag
Girls with Glasses are the sanity check on dreams. We may be disabled on Christmas Eve.
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