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<Traycer> Hell, I want to buy some Dawn now.
<Traycer> Damn that baby otter.
<Ash> [links to huffington post article quoting BP president Tony Hayward, "we had too many people that were working to save the world"]
<sadrik> Maybe Monsanto can help.
> Monsanto: crude-ready!
<dwarf> Baby otters: Selling soap better than Roc Hudson!
> someone please send a few bottles to Tony Hayward, along with a dump truck full of greasy animal carcasses recovered from the gulf.
> just slide them off the truck onto his driveway
<dwarf> Feh, driveway? How about master bedroom!? :)
> well, if you cant reach the master bedroom, because there's a porsche in the driveway, it's probably a convertible :D |