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#305082* (?/33) ⚐Flag
Disclaimer of Ass Coverage: There may be no Down Syndrome Doctor. |
#305091* (?/33) ⚐Flag
Master: Defying Gravity never works in any situation.
MixieFox: Except One.
Master: Don't Try my Patience... |
#305109* (?/33) ⚐Flag
*SCANNING TWELFTH DOCTOR'S EDITION OF "THE PANDORICA OPENS"
Findings: Every character has gained Common Sense. Matt Smith's performance has degraded due to loss of Possible Amnesia and Actual Sexual Tension.
Conclusion: Learn to Fake Surprise and improve Classical Portrayal of Drives. |
#305425* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<loldude> PLZ BAN idiots from "irc.p2p-network.net / #zomgwtfbbq" from submitting quotes.
<m4hlaz0rz> Yeah. They submit just shit.
<penixL0ver> /sign
<rapperg0d> /sign
<sexyBitch> /signComment: made up quote, but ban the idiots from "irc.p2p-network.net / #zomgwtfbbq" - they submit shit!
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#306790* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<@plipfishy> yeah
<@plipfishy> just need like 15 mins
<@poisonfruitloops> or a flat head screw driver.. what ever the saddles need
<@spawn57> meh screw you guys, I'm gonan read qdb.us |
#307903* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<@MrCode> (· ) ( ·) DERP
<CF> Those are tits. |
#277983* (?/34) ⚐Flag
Good WorkFavorite Site Ever! I just BookmarkedComment: Good WorkFavorite Site Ever! I just Bookmarked
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#305974* (?/45) ⚐Flag
hugo chavez
president of vuvuzela |
#306047* (?/45) ⚐Flag
<Shadow> WTF WHY IS MY INTERNET NOT WORKING
<myself> congrats, you're now on qdb |
#305093* (?/45) ⚐Flag
Perhaps I know nothing for sure, but this smells like Stalin's Elf Prostitute Assembly Line... |
#305097* (?/45) ⚐Flag
Mixelica: You've reached DreamsIncorporated Subdivision: Common Sense. Please state your question.
PhatomOpera: Did I hear you spaz that Danny Phantom Snog Death was preventable?
Mixelica: Yes.
PhantomOpera: How?
Mixelica: The Eleventh Doctor's dopamine neurons may or may not have been firing independently of his ACC. Sex may or may not stop the heart in Males, but it does not necessarily have to feel like death. Sexual acts committed by males whose dopamine neurons are firing independently of their ACC may be shaken by Out of Body Experiences.
Disclaimer of Ass Coverage: I know nothing for sure. |
#302330* (?/12) ⚐Flag
<Gaf> zombie movies are Twilight for hipsters |
#302580* (?/12) ⚐Flag
<Blecki> Also this girl in scary movie is adorable.
<Superpig> girl in scary movie?
<Superpig> is she the one who gets pinned to the ceiling by the fountain of semen?
<bzroom> speaking of fountain of semen, you should have seen my gal friend this morning.. she goes "matt stop" and i'm like what do you want me to do pinch it off? i couldn't stop laughing
<Superpig> bzroom: that's... that's great. really. thanks for sharing that with us.
<bzroom> no, thank you :)
<bzroom> for setting me up
<Zao> bzroom: In other news, you'll be a father in nine months.
<bzroom> fuck
<Superpig> damn buerocracy
<Superpig> if the libertarians got their way and could abolish the gubbirnment, the free market would provide you with your baby in more like nine days
<tyr4nt> woo
<Superpig> you'd finally be able to get them at drive-through
<Superpig> but noooooo. instead of instant babies, we've got death panels!Comment: AfterNET #gamedev
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#302631* (?/12) ⚐Flag
evelsquirrel: how was selling your precious bodily fluids
ThePaemon: I can now afford to pay my dealer! :) |
#302699* (?/12) ⚐Flag
<Easca> omg
<Easca> I have bluetooth
* Easca has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer) |
#302750* (?/12) ⚐Flag
* Floccinaucinihilipilification (Bet@You.Cant.Spell.This) has joined #spam |
#302754* (?/12) ⚐Flag
<Neo> Nope, that one's in english
<Neo> I want the one in japanese
<Bigboi> said the socially awkward kid to his mother |
#310895* (?/12) ⚐Flag
<zx9p> we must remember that the bundesrepublik deutschland dodged a return to nazism only because adenauer prioritised anglo-american integration instead
<zx9p> whoops, wrong channel |
#311231* (?/12) ⚐Flag
<spyhermit> but then I forget, diblo's not really into humans
<Diablo> wat
<Diablo> wat is diblo into
<spyhermit> aliens.
<origamania> furries
<Diablo> "red fruit"
<origamania> so sunburnt gay men
<Diablo> oh darn
<origamania> lol
<Diablo> brb
<Diablo> I'll go wash off the sin you guys put on me |
#311519* (?/12) ⚐Flag
<Maali> too bad my tinder profile says it too 'trianglist in kewlers'
<visy> Maali: why are you not drowning in <preferred sex organ>
<GargajCNS> cos he cant bend down that far |
#311591* (?/13) ⚐Flag
<@swight> man, CNN is depressing today - anchors are bursting into tears talking about Bourdain
<@swight> url/3d-printed-house-concrete-the-netherlands-van-wijnen/
<+tr3> yeah, i saw some stuff this morning about it
<+tr3> they were having a hard time talking
<@swight> was just listening to an anchor mention his daughter and she just full out cried
<@swight> url/3d-printed-house-concrete-the-netherlands-van-wijnen/
* +tr3 smacks swight
<+tr3> damn disc keeps skipping
<+tr3> playing the same segment over and over
<@swight> lol
<@swight> url/3d-printed-house-concrete-the-netherlands-van-wijnen/
<@swight> url/3d-printed-house-concrete-the-netherlands-van-wijnen/
<@swight> url/3d-printed-house-concrete-the-netherlands-van-wijnen/
* +tr3 pulls the plug
* @swight has left #geekissuesComment: #geekissues EFNet
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#306900* (?/26) ⚐Flag
DannySwish: so Blackie says to me on iChat "Blackl_shrug.png" and what do I says to him? I says "Is that the latest fad?" and You know what he says to me? He says "Black_eeyup.png" so wat do I says ta dat? I says "Danny_shitting.gif"
DannySwish: :D
^BlacklightShining: true 2^
^BlacklightShining: 9.9
DannySwish: .gif chosen with reason.
DannySwish: :D
^BlacklightShining: 9.9
• ^BlacklightShining wonders if .png's can be animated
Freeze_Pop: They cannot.
^BlacklightShining: …aww
Freeze_Pop: And please don't be png all over the place, we have toilets for that.
Freeze_Pop: ;pComment: #BucketOfOOC on GeekShed (irc.geekshed.net)
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#307142* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<GOD> hitler
<GOD> was the second coming
<Dwarf> So, I'm second coming :DComment: #chat@rizon
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#307938* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<JackBeePee> You called eachother? Was it really awkward?
<JackBeePee> Like
<JackBeePee> Hey...
<JackBeePee> Hey...
<JackBeePee> *silence*
<HelenB[Station]> JackBeePee: lol kinda
<HelenB[Station]> it was more like...
<HelenB[Station]> hey
<HelenB[Station]> hey
<HelenB[Station]> what are you doing?
<HelenB[Station]> oh nothin
<HelenB[Station]> oh me neither
<HelenB[Station]> then silence
<HelenB[Station]> then all of a sudden
<HelenB[Station]> what are you doing to tomorrow?
<HelenB[Station]> oh nothin
<HelenB[Station]> me neither
<HelenB[Station]> and then
<HelenB[Station]> 5 mins later
<HelenB[Station]> one of us would say
<HelenB[Station]> i'm gettin a drinkComment: #kottnet
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#308465* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<Hjorten> why won't wellfare help you out? is it cause you're parents are gonna get the apartment for you?
<Hjorten> err
<Hjorten> your*
* Hjorten cannot live with the shame
* Hjorten commits ritualistic suicide
* Hjorten turns
<*> Hjorten is now known as Hjortzombie
<Hjortzombie> braaaaaaaaaaains
<Hjortzombie> braaaaaaaaaaains?
<Hjortzombie> braaaaaaaaaaains! |