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#304947* (?/28) ⚐Flag
[11:20] <~DylanCombs> !sync
[11:20] * Snoopy sets mode: +q Kat
[11:20] * Snoopy sets mode: -qo DylanCombs DylanCombs
[11:20] <~Kat> b ahahaha
[11:20] * ~Kat dies laughing
[11:20] <DylanCombs> DAMNIT
[11:20] <DylanCombs> did that wrong
[11:20] * ~Kat chokes
#304989* (?/28) ⚐Flag
Loved Jack Black's sequel to Gulliver's Travels, but the previews Tasted Like Diabetes. I couldn't bring myself to object.
#305117* (?/28) ⚐Flag
ms thurman: I was only attempting to prevent Clinical Depression by obtaining some Good Friends and an Obsession... Now it's back to therapy, lucky me...
#305167* (?/28) ⚐Flag
*PHONE RINGS IN SNOWMAN'S FRONT POCKET*
SnowMan: My ass is buzzing!
#305169* (?/28) ⚐Flag
BritishGirl#1: You are *staying in Africa or months at a time?* That sounds so scary!
BritishGirl#2: I know, but I should get through it...
MixieFox: *You guys could always just summer in your favorite places...*
Disclaimer: I don't recall exactly how long she was planning to stay, or whether she was staying in Africa.
#305376* (?/28) ⚐Flag
WHO DAT GONNA BEAT DEM SAINTS AGAIN NEXT YEAR
ANYBODY
#306304* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<Matt> Any idea where one would acquire two to three bricks of cocaine with a relatively rapid turnaround time?
<Matt> ...no
<Matt> And you're not in high-school anymore.
<Mike> That doesn't mean I can't still do cocaine
<Mike> |:
#306326* (?/28) ⚐Flag
-!- mode/#2600 [+l 1] by WANg
<%WANg> Whoops.
<@elmar> ...
<@elmar> set it to something real.
-!- mode/#2600 [+l 2] by WANg
#306400* (?/22) ⚐Flag
important info :
## Freezoka is a free web hosting service ##
HelgeSverre: i have taken the burden of being the Unofficial Admin/Helper on the Freezoka Forums...
HelgeSverre: "FREEZOKA HAS BEEN BANNED MY SITE FOR OVERLOAD THE SERVERS AND TELL ME VPS/OR DEDICATED, SO HELP ME PLEASE" T_T Fucktard
Comment: OverTheGun.com
#306626* (?/28) ⚐Flag
Melodia:  /msg NickServ IDENTIFY KawaiiIris
Melodia:  /msg NickServ IDENTIFY KawaiiIris
^SomeFrenchBrony is now known as SomeFrenchBrony.
Melodia: ....fucvk stupid thing
Fireant: ...
Fireant: nice password.
BlacklightShining: lol?
Toumaz joined the chat room.
Fireant left the chat room. (Quit: Fireant)
BlacklightShining: Melodia: you may want to change your password right about now
Fireant joined the chat room.
Fireant was promoted to administrator by ChanServ.
Fireant was promoted to operator by ChanServ.
Melodia: Yeah I can't figure out how
BlacklightShining: before people start messing around with your account
SillyFilly:
Ossalaa: those words bring back horrible, horrible memories T~T
Melodia: Without just releasing
BlacklightShining: /msg NickServ help
BlacklightShining: your friend ^
SillyFilly: you always should do that in the Server tab
Ossalaa: i lost my original account Ossala cause i changed my pass and forgot it XD
Comment: #EquestriaAfterDark on irc.geekshed.net
#306763* (?/28) ⚐Flag
Octavia: i'd knock the jems off her flank
AtomicBrony: ...
Octavia: ges
Octavia: gems
Sketch: llol
Octavia: alskdfhjskjadfh
AtomicBrony: JEM
AtomicBrony: TRULY OUTRAGES
Octavia: haha
AtomicBrony: OUTRAGEOUS
Comment: #BucketOfHolding on GeekShed (irc.geekshed.net)
#307042* (?/28) ⚐Flag
[15:37:56] <@Rjx> god damn it
[15:38:06] <@Rjx> whoever said I'd learn to like the Star Trek Enterprise theme was right
#308281* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<+hfinity> a question: why does alcohol exist to drink :S
<@Moon_DogNook> I think you answered your own question
<+hfinity> It is good for medical reasons but to drink omg y u destroy ur liver and mind
<+hfinity> yukk
<@Moon_DogNook> Again, you answered your own question
<+hfinity> :D
#308386* (?/28) ⚐Flag
P00PL0RD I could go for a good output
P00PL0RD make an offsite backup of my lunch
P00PL0RD that compression is a bitch
#308413* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<Vidavi> Wow... I just had the worst brain fart
<Vidavi> Brain says "Cetera means 'others', so what does triceratops mean?"
#308748* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<~sith> i just always wondered what havoc we could have done if we had every little internet ready device back then
<TaylorSwift> i know eh
* TaylorSwift in 1999: "wtf are pencils"
Comment: #iwwf on irc.i-wwf.net
#304237* (?/29) ⚐Flag
23:08 beautiful_cat_guts 08 hypersigil.org 482: | [0] beautiful_cat_guts, [1] #domus, [2] You're not channel operator
23:09 *** beautiful_cat_guts is now known as I_AM
23:09 I_AM is 5
23:10 *** I_AM is now known as nosforit
23:11 Dr_Tropikal lol
Comment: anthropic principle
#279230* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<ashoka> lucky that woman got off for using a myspace page to troll that 13-year-old girl into killing herself
#295857* (?/40) ⚐Flag
dxs
#201174* (?/42) ⚐Flag
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#300411* (?/33) ⚐Flag
comment1Comment: comment1
#300992* (?/33) ⚐Flag
im wetComment: kathy figueroa total whore 1 310 245 4249
#303275* (?/33) ⚐Flag
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#305049* (?/33) ⚐Flag
Greg Gutfeld seems to be confusing Andy Levy with the Emo Kid buried under Stonehenge. There is no Emo Kid buried under Stonehenge. Rain does not exist, and neither does-OH CRAP IT'S THE FLORESCENT GREEN BUTTERFLY!!!
#305058* (?/33) ⚐Flag
It is healthier to behave like Gabrielle Solis than Bree Hodge. Gabrielle Solis is a Satanic Bitch.
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