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<RenegadePanther> like korea has those one toilets that spray water up your ass
<RenegadePanther> it feels weird
<RenegadePanther> but you like it... so you start to question things.
<RenegadePanther> on your return trip from Seoul, you realize, you may never have that feeling of asshole water again, and you become incomplaicent.
<RenegadePanther> after a short while of using the american Johnathan Crappers, you realize you dont feel the same on your old porcelain throne. partially because it doesn't plug into the wall.
<RenegadePanther> You constantly bounce back and fourth from hopeful optimism that you will be able to order one. and then, crippling pessimism when you realize you may not be worthy of korean asshole spraying toilets.
<RenegadePanther> After months of this way of american life, you settle into a manic state, wondering if other seat-like structures will provide the same experience, yet; it never happens. Friends and family start to get worried.
<RenegadePanther> You finally hit rock bottom; you go into a life of crime, trying to get a hold. Trying to find your way to south Korean asshole-spraying toilets.