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#305296* (?/25) ⚐Flag
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<Stealthy_> O.O
<Moon_Doggy> heheheheh
<Moon_Doggy> MY SANDWHICH
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#305390* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<+segin> FxChiP: and the fact that you have those weird 'roles'
<+segin> FxChiP: it's legacy crap no modern arch has
<+segin> FxChiP: x86 is crap
<+segin> give me PowerPC or ARM or something
<~FxChiP> then use PowerPC or ARM or something
.:00:04:47:. <~FxChiP> Seriously, Pegasus makes desktop PPC
<+segin> FxChiP: I have only one PowerPC machine
<~FxChiP> So did Apple
<+segin> ...
<+th33unkn0wn> >.<
* segin kicks FxChiP in da nutz
Comment: #lfs:1 on irc.otherworlders.org
#301310* (?/25) ⚐Flag
16:56:19) <%King_Jacob> Jamie, did you beat it??Comment: Bahaha.
#301571* (?/25) ⚐Flag
Vault: Wanna see something seriously cool? zombo.com
ShadowSocks: ok i dont get it
Vault: ?
Vault: you just have to wait for the intro to pass
Vault: and it gets really good
ShadowSocks: i doubt it
Vault: lol
ShadowSocks: ill prolly sit here for 2 minutes untill u go "omg u still at zombo.com
ShadowSocks: "
Vault: no but really it is cool
ShadowSocks: wtf happens
Vault: you can do anything, pretty much
Vault: anything at all
Vault: is your sound on?
ShadowSocks: yes its on
ShadowSocks: its jsut fucking looping
Vault: its not supposed to
ShadowSocks: errr
ShadowSocks: ya this is retarded
Vault: ???????????????????
Vault: did you just say zombocom was retarded
ShadowSocks: ooooh zen ooooooh PEACE OF MIND DEEEEEWD
Vault: wtf are you talking about
ShadowSocks: anything is possible????
ShadowSocks: ITS A FUCKING WHITE AND GREEN SCREEN WITH ZOMBO.COM written on it and sum guy greeting you to a website that has nothing in it
ShadowSocks: wtf is the point
Vault: dude thats not even the main page
ShadowSocks: liar
Vault: do you see the giant pulsing colorful button in the middle?
ShadowSocks: yes
Vault: then click it
Vault: its not that hard
ShadowSocks: and i have tried clicking it
Vault: :O
Vault: Oh shit
ShadowSocks: what?
ShadowSocks: nothing fucking happens
Vault: ...i'm sorry
ShadowSocks: ?!?
Vault: it appears you have been denied access
Vault: to zombo.com
ShadowSocks: ...
Vault: and all it's wonders
ShadowSocks: nice try u fucking retard
ShadowSocks: let me google that for you
Vault: Dude
ShadowSocks: or even better
Vault: I'm on the page right now want me to take a screenshot?
ShadowSocks: sure
ShadowSocks: but all it is is some wierd joke
Vault: dude i swear theres more to it
ShadowSocks: no theres really not
ShadowSocks: your jsut fucking with me
Vault: dude holy shit let me do the screenshot
ShadowSocks: all google attempts/images come up with nothing but this page
Vault: you cant get in it with google you have to do the butto nthing
ShadowSocks: and ur prolly making some POS in MS paint right now to try and trick me
ShadowSocks: you're retarded
Vault: ok the screenshots done finally
Vault: i.imgur.com/l0XZA.jpg
ShadowSocks: ....
ShadowSocks: you are the stupidest person i fucking know
Vault: dude, come on that was funny.
Vault: like srsly.
ShadowSocks: i see fucking half life episode 3 written in the fucking google search thing
Vault: HAHAHA
Vault: O SHIT
ShadowSocks: you are so stupid
Vault: dude im laughing so hard right now
Vault: ldrkl;dfkl;sfkl;dl;sdfkdfk;
Vault: next time i take a fake screenshot im going to delete teh google bar
ShadowSocks: yea
Vault: not that it was convincing anyways
ShadowSocks: and try not to se ms paint to wirte OMG VALVE SECRET THING
Comment: The image link is a Paint version of Half Life Episode 3 inserted into Zombo.com
#303200* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<mib_08qzqo> if u cant help; u jst say it; dnt start to be smart; cus ure not
#306323* (?/26) ⚐Flag
< Nevermore> PANTHOR
<@Panthor> hey
<@Panthor> buckeroo
<@Panthor> how are you
<@Panthor> mr snoo
<@Panthor> you are fine
<@Panthor> mr cloudy nine
<@Panthor> how am i?
<@Panthor> oh i am high!
#306525* (?/32) ⚐Flag
<%DJ_Thunderr> (19:32:13) <%Lilmikee> that's too many halves to manage feasably.-------- That's what she said xD
<%Lilmikee> What.
<Moosie> ..
<bennerman1> that's...
<bennerman1> morbid
<bennerman1> and gory
<bennerman1> this is going on the quote database
#306537* (?/32) ⚐Flag
<SexBot> comfort isnt what i'm gonna cum off mommy's tits.Comment: irc.esper.net/botfight
#307299* (?/32) ⚐Flag
<Glaug-Eldare> government clowns
<Glaug-Eldare> socialist clownocracy
<Glaug-Eldare> tellin the country man how to throw his own party
Comment: #furaffinity on #furnet
#308001* (?/32) ⚐Flag
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GameOver> Monkey see, monkey do, monkey sad.
<Allison> monkey dance.
<Moon_Doggy> monkey prance
<Allison> monkey romance
<Moon_Doggy> monkey pregnant
<wtf-honey> bad monkey
<Allison> monkey daddy
<Allison> noms: explain yo'self
<wtf-honey> lol
#308743* (?/32) ⚐Flag
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<articuno1au> -irc.neowin.net- Exiting with status 15 (Received SIGTERM)
<articuno1au> interesting
<Bemis|BL2> SIGTERM!
<Bemis|BL2> should be a band name
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#309235* (?/32) ⚐Flag
<powersurge> you guys know how they have ice cream sandwiches? why not ice cream hot pockets
<powersurge> they'll call em cold pockets
<powersurge> you guys I need to get hot pocket's number
#309470* (?/32) ⚐Flag
<curses> i just ate a cactus =)
<Lestat> and i hope you took the spines off:p
<curses> yeah
<Lestat> i don't know how people can do that
<Lestat> just pop it in and chew
<Lestat> uyggghh
<curses> tastes like MDMA
<curses> MDMA is the new chicken
#301849* (?/32) ⚐Flag
<+Kaze> conversation in this channel has reached an epic level of weirdness
<Ailieron> well
<Ailieron> we can thank Isamu  for that
* Isamu cries
<Kale> why the hell did I scroll up...
<Kale> WHY?!
Comment: Indeed, why did he scroll up?
#302708* (?/32) ⚐Flag
Naroben> now lets have some mad raping session with Christine{AFK}
<Icarus> let's rape her in front of her kids
<Icarus> "Now, kiddies, pay attention! When I say now, someone grab her tits and PULL HARD."
<Naroben> don't forget to kick her vajayjay so she bleeds a bit
#303757* (?/32) ⚐Flag
"Your journey is JUST beginning and the small challenges u face now are just a moment in time, so small and so insignificant. Keep your eyes on the light, move forward with grace, confidence and integrity. Know that you are creating as u so desired long ago and that our paths are exactly where they are suppose to be in this NOW moment." Tamaey Gottuso
#304883* (?/32) ⚐Flag
<AkumaWolf> y'know, I always thought the iPhone gags were... y'know... 'gags' until my boss handed me his iPhone today to speak to a client.
<AkumaWolf> 10 seconds in I lost signal, stepped sideways a few feet, followed by some interruptions and "Can you here me now?"
<AkumaWolf> So yeah... to summarize, I sucked Steve Jobs' cock today :/
<Schrodinger> .....
<Emmy> ...
<Kazuma> .
<Panyk> ........
Comment: #twokinds
#305015* (?/32) ⚐Flag
Every time Seth Myers goes out clubbing, a Vampire rapes and stabs a Ginger.
#305027* (?/32) ⚐Flag
Is Thomas Sangster a clone of Matt Smith, is one of them an android, or can I adjust the Mental Age of the Doctor with my volume remote?
#305028* (?/32) ⚐Flag
Apparently Jimbo Wales is the First Prince of the United States and "1st Prince of the United States, Paramount Leader of the Internet". Matt Smith is his willing Trained Monkey King.
#184947* (?/33) ⚐Flag
psychochick42691: obama=prime
RustedPeaceSign: lol he has been for a while
RustedPeaceSign: like hillary showed some potential
RustedPeaceSign: then she had her period and was like omgzfuckthiswtfbbq
psychochick42691: hahahaha yea pretty much
RustedPeaceSign: so now mcain is like. gonna die.
psychochick42691: pretty much
RustedPeaceSign: obama-s gonna slap him with hthat huge black dick of his, democrat style.
psychochick42691: lmao
RustedPeaceSign: heh. there's a reason the elephant represents the democrats.
RustedPeaceSign: cuz black guys have elephant trunks for penises.
#300255* (?/32) ⚐Flag
And none can foretell what comes next. ,Comment: And none can foretell what comes next. ,
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Best Site good lookingComment: Best Site good looking
#300593* (?/39) ⚐Flag
(trend) i personally like asm better
(fl0w) I like machine code, feels like I'm in control.
#305397* (?/39) ⚐Flag
"if you succeed in the world with half the effort, put in the full effort and own it"!
Daniel P. Watson
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