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#302330* (?/12) ⚐Flag
<Gaf> zombie movies are Twilight for hipsters |
#302580* (?/12) ⚐Flag
<Blecki> Also this girl in scary movie is adorable.
<Superpig> girl in scary movie?
<Superpig> is she the one who gets pinned to the ceiling by the fountain of semen?
<bzroom> speaking of fountain of semen, you should have seen my gal friend this morning.. she goes "matt stop" and i'm like what do you want me to do pinch it off? i couldn't stop laughing
<Superpig> bzroom: that's... that's great. really. thanks for sharing that with us.
<bzroom> no, thank you :)
<bzroom> for setting me up
<Zao> bzroom: In other news, you'll be a father in nine months.
<bzroom> fuck
<Superpig> damn buerocracy
<Superpig> if the libertarians got their way and could abolish the gubbirnment, the free market would provide you with your baby in more like nine days
<tyr4nt> woo
<Superpig> you'd finally be able to get them at drive-through
<Superpig> but noooooo. instead of instant babies, we've got death panels!Comment: AfterNET #gamedev
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#302631* (?/12) ⚐Flag
evelsquirrel: how was selling your precious bodily fluids
ThePaemon: I can now afford to pay my dealer! :) |
#302699* (?/12) ⚐Flag
<Easca> omg
<Easca> I have bluetooth
* Easca has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer) |
#302750* (?/12) ⚐Flag
* Floccinaucinihilipilification (Bet@You.Cant.Spell.This) has joined #spam |
#302754* (?/12) ⚐Flag
<Neo> Nope, that one's in english
<Neo> I want the one in japanese
<Bigboi> said the socially awkward kid to his mother |
#310895* (?/12) ⚐Flag
<zx9p> we must remember that the bundesrepublik deutschland dodged a return to nazism only because adenauer prioritised anglo-american integration instead
<zx9p> whoops, wrong channel |
#311231* (?/12) ⚐Flag
<spyhermit> but then I forget, diblo's not really into humans
<Diablo> wat
<Diablo> wat is diblo into
<spyhermit> aliens.
<origamania> furries
<Diablo> "red fruit"
<origamania> so sunburnt gay men
<Diablo> oh darn
<origamania> lol
<Diablo> brb
<Diablo> I'll go wash off the sin you guys put on me |
#311519* (?/12) ⚐Flag
<Maali> too bad my tinder profile says it too 'trianglist in kewlers'
<visy> Maali: why are you not drowning in <preferred sex organ>
<GargajCNS> cos he cant bend down that far |
#311591* (?/13) ⚐Flag
<@swight> man, CNN is depressing today - anchors are bursting into tears talking about Bourdain
<@swight> url/3d-printed-house-concrete-the-netherlands-van-wijnen/
<+tr3> yeah, i saw some stuff this morning about it
<+tr3> they were having a hard time talking
<@swight> was just listening to an anchor mention his daughter and she just full out cried
<@swight> url/3d-printed-house-concrete-the-netherlands-van-wijnen/
* +tr3 smacks swight
<+tr3> damn disc keeps skipping
<+tr3> playing the same segment over and over
<@swight> lol
<@swight> url/3d-printed-house-concrete-the-netherlands-van-wijnen/
<@swight> url/3d-printed-house-concrete-the-netherlands-van-wijnen/
<@swight> url/3d-printed-house-concrete-the-netherlands-van-wijnen/
* +tr3 pulls the plug
* @swight has left #geekissuesComment: #geekissues EFNet
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#306900* (?/26) ⚐Flag
DannySwish: so Blackie says to me on iChat "Blackl_shrug.png" and what do I says to him? I says "Is that the latest fad?" and You know what he says to me? He says "Black_eeyup.png" so wat do I says ta dat? I says "Danny_shitting.gif"
DannySwish: :D
^BlacklightShining: true 2^
^BlacklightShining: 9.9
DannySwish: .gif chosen with reason.
DannySwish: :D
^BlacklightShining: 9.9
• ^BlacklightShining wonders if .png's can be animated
Freeze_Pop: They cannot.
^BlacklightShining: …aww
Freeze_Pop: And please don't be png all over the place, we have toilets for that.
Freeze_Pop: ;pComment: #BucketOfOOC on GeekShed (irc.geekshed.net)
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#307142* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<GOD> hitler
<GOD> was the second coming
<Dwarf> So, I'm second coming :DComment: #chat@rizon
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#307938* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<JackBeePee> You called eachother? Was it really awkward?
<JackBeePee> Like
<JackBeePee> Hey...
<JackBeePee> Hey...
<JackBeePee> *silence*
<HelenB[Station]> JackBeePee: lol kinda
<HelenB[Station]> it was more like...
<HelenB[Station]> hey
<HelenB[Station]> hey
<HelenB[Station]> what are you doing?
<HelenB[Station]> oh nothin
<HelenB[Station]> oh me neither
<HelenB[Station]> then silence
<HelenB[Station]> then all of a sudden
<HelenB[Station]> what are you doing to tomorrow?
<HelenB[Station]> oh nothin
<HelenB[Station]> me neither
<HelenB[Station]> and then
<HelenB[Station]> 5 mins later
<HelenB[Station]> one of us would say
<HelenB[Station]> i'm gettin a drinkComment: #kottnet
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#308465* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<Hjorten> why won't wellfare help you out? is it cause you're parents are gonna get the apartment for you?
<Hjorten> err
<Hjorten> your*
* Hjorten cannot live with the shame
* Hjorten commits ritualistic suicide
* Hjorten turns
<*> Hjorten is now known as Hjortzombie
<Hjortzombie> braaaaaaaaaaains
<Hjortzombie> braaaaaaaaaaains?
<Hjortzombie> braaaaaaaaaaains! |
#308936* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<Merovoth> Some of these arch users have psychological problems. |
#309126* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<blueskin> while true; do $yearOfLinuxDesktop=`echo "\`date +%Y\` +1 | bc`; done |
#301803* (?/26) ⚐Flag
'Divine Justice is love'
by chinie |
#302756* (?/26) ⚐Flag
His name is J****n Weiss
He has some pubic lice
Plus he's a pederast
See above about his rash |
#304630* (?/26) ⚐Flag
(automated messages are in blue text and square brackets on a Minecraft server)
[Note: Server admins will not teleport you to other players]
<anonymized1> OK OK I GET IT I WON'T ASK ADMINS TO TELEPORT ME
<anonymized1> this blue text guy keeps bugging me
<Admin> <anonymized2> It's called automated server messages. |
#304956* (?/26) ⚐Flag
Adam: I just read a fanfuc about irish leprechauns and carebears
Adam: what the fuck is wrong with me
CrispyYoshi: .. wha
Buu: fanfuck
CrispyYoshi: Adam
Werewolf: KAdam
CrispyYoshi: that is weird and is making me so hot.
Adam: fanfic
Adam: FANFIC
Buu: fanfick
CrispyYoshi: Dick Flic?
Adam: GOD WHY TYPOS
Phenolatukas is now known as phenolatesthacks.
Counterfeit: adam was it an erotic fanfic?Comment: #smwc on caffienet. Adam likes erotic fanfucs about carebears and leprechauns
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#305118* (?/26) ⚐Flag
DonnaSimpson: So I was thinking... I may now hae the power to seek vengence against the 4Chan Random Board, but if I Dreamwalk without the malenerds' consent, I would be no better than ZombieJesus...
DonnaSimpson: So I tried to obtain consent, but there are only 35 Mature Time Lords available at this time.
DonnaSimpson: So then I just thought "screw it" and leeched. |
#300832* (?/27) ⚐Flag
miguex> XD
<miguex> simon !!!
<hugo_dc> semos emos?
<miguex> simon
<miguex> aca tods son emos menos yo !!!!!!
<miguex> XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
<hugo_dc> u_u ya me deprimiste
<th3r0rn> lol
<th3r0rn> yo me corto las venas para sentirme vivo
<th3r0rn> :'(
<miguex> XD
<miguex> esta como el chsite ese mamon del bucio ¿no?
<miguex> que dice "--No se si cortarme la venas o dejarmelas largas--"
<miguex> XDDDDDDDDDDDd
<hugo_dc> XD
<hugo_dc> muy bueno
<th3r0rn> lol
<hugo_dc> han visto la página de qdb.us ?
<th3r0rn> nelComment: jeje
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#304311* (?/38) ⚐Flag
irXIxJ pepyakaComment: irXIxJ pepyaka
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#305012* (?/38) ⚐Flag
Hamlet Whovian Android Human Slash. |
#309448* (?/38) ⚐Flag
luz | yeah and same are silly
yeah | yeah
same | same |