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#306725* (?/35) ⚐Flag
Stranger: heey, male 17 from england here
You: Where's England? |
#307597* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<nomad> nothing like vodka mixed with orange flavoured fructose syrup, diluted with a little bit of water
<RavuAlHemio> Orange-flavoured fructose syrup?
<nomad> yes
<nomad> though, it may as well be "Orange, flavoured fructose syrup"
<RavuAlHemio> You've been robbing pharmacies again, haven't you?
<nomad> :O I Do NOT rob multiple pharmacies more than once!Comment: I am not cheap
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#308332* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<notjones> i reject your penis
<notjones> and substotue my own |
#308994* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<taktoa> so apparently there was one random block of end portal on an island on my minecraft server map
<taktoa> and somehow a couple of the users walked into it
<taktoa> luckily one of them was an op
<taktoa> so he went creative and killed the enderdragon
<Krash> that happens to me in the parking lot outside the store all the timeComment: #the_construct on TribalWar
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#309076* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<Namelesswonder> [L], VOXELHEAD IS ON THE LOOSE AND BANNING PEOPLE FOR SAYING MEATSPIN
=-= Mode #minecraft +b *!Namelesswo@us.freeBNC.net by VoxelHead
=-= Namelesswonder was booted from #minecraft by VoxelHead (Banned: Shock site. Banned for 30 days.)
<[L]> LOL
<[L]> I didn't like him anyways.
<mau5ie> lol'd
<immibis> LOL |
#309266* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<@Soulcleaver> I've noticed Crack's quality has gone down lately while the output has gone up significantly.
<@Soulcleaver> Cracked
<@Soulcleaver> CRACKED
<@Soulcleaver> Feel free to take that line out of context
<@Xenesis> Hurr
<@YelseyKing> SC: That's because there are a lot more guest writers these days, while the regulars haven't been doing much lately.
* YelseyKing changes topic to '<Soulcleaver> I've noticed Crack's quality has gone down lately while the output has gone up significantly.'
<@NWH> *Soulcleaver gets arrested for possession of crack*
<@Xenesis> Hah
<@Treeki> *Cracked posts a new article; "The 7 Best Soulcleaver Mishaps"* |
#236140* (?/36) ⚐Flag
Just Look At This For a secondLoved the Comprehensive work.,Comment: Just Look At This For a secondLoved the Comprehensive work.,
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#305161* (?/36) ⚐Flag
I found myself fascinated by the song 'Feeling Good' by Muse, because it seemed to project a sense of doom. |
#260753* (?/37) ⚐Flag
asian women big tits,Comment: asian women big tits,
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#308027* (?/21) ⚐Flag
20:04 < Zed> bsd, unfortunately these proprietary unices get kinda mad trying to install some packages from a different version.
20:04 < Zed> my 6.5.0 cd set lets me use the freeware folder but not the Foundations or Development cds
20:07 < bsdpunk> That sounds like a terrible medieval title
20:07 ::: Grafkanker [Grafkanker@mvg-20AEBDC2.dynamic.caiway.nl] has joined #chats
20:07 < bsdpunk> like a guy with no balls who enforces copyright law
20:07 < bsdpunk> Proprietary Eunuch
20:08 < Zed> lolComment: In regards to Irix
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#309574* (?/21) ⚐Flag
< [TheFlash]> i named my operating system Monolithium
< [TheFlash]> because i hate microkernels
< gigaherz> Microlith :D
< gigaherz> make a monolithic microkernel
< [TheFlash]> first, i don't want an OS that is posessed by daemons :D
< gigaherz> the microkernel does the essentials
< gigaherz> and then
< gigaherz> EVERY SINGLE DRIVER AND SERVICE IS ONE SINGLE PROCESS
< gigaherz> ;P
< [TheFlash]> my first idea for monolithium was to run EVERYTHING in kernel mode
< gigaherz> the worst of both worlds!
< [TheFlash]> but I realized that is quite stupid
< Chompjil> genius
< [TheFlash]> i still choose to run as much as possible in kernel mode
< andy> [TheFlash]: you wrote MacOS 9?
< gigaherz> he wrote DOS
< gigaherz> ;P
< andy> hehe
< gigaherz> everything runs in kernel mode
< gigaherz> EVEN USER APPS
< gigaherz> ;P
< [TheFlash]> andy: no, and also, my idea was to trap every instruction and ask the user if it's allowed :D
<@hbelusca> lol
< Chompjil> wat is this even trying.....
< andy> [TheFlash]: you wrote UAC?????
< andy> i knew it!!!
< [TheFlash]> andy: to me, UAC is not enough
< gigaherz> UserProcessorControl
< gigaherz> a cpu firewall :D
< [TheFlash]> i did write a program that traps instructions and asks the user (driver for Windows)
< gigaherz> you choose which processes can use which instructions
< gigaherz> and on which memory addresses
< gigaherz> :D
< [TheFlash]> called Task Protector, it's on source forge
< andy> ummm
< andy> that's tedious
< [TheFlash]> no, not literally instructions
< gigaherz> horrible :D
< [TheFlash]> just syscalls
< [DrgnS]Gynvael> 'Do you want to execute: mov eax, 12? YES / NO'
<@hbelusca> lol @ Gynvael
< gigaherz> YES/NO/ALWAYS/NEVER
< andy> haha
< gigaherz> ;P
< andy> QUALITY!
< [DrgnS]Gynvael> ;D
< [TheFlash]> yeah, there is a "Remember this answer" option
< gigaherz> and na "A" shortcut
< gigaherz> you have to type
< gigaherz> ALWAYS
< gigaherz> ;P
< [TheFlash]> hbelusca: it was a high school project, don't laugh at the security bugs :D
< [DrgnS]Gynvael> if there would be only YES/NO, without 'remember...' option, then a program would run with the speed of whatever the keyboard driver would allow 'Y' letter to besent to the window
< [DrgnS]Gynvael> quite funy
< [DrgnS]Gynvael> *funny
< [TheFlash]> hbelusca: and also don't laugh at the fact it's compiled with MSVC :DComment: From #ReactOS on irc.freenode.net
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#310364* (?/21) ⚐Flag
<Rena> .skynet
<ProfessorOak> Launching counterattack on the moon... 54.33320% completed
<Rena> .pokeball
* ProfessorOak hands a Timer Ball to Rena.
<Rena> .throw moon
* ProfessorOak watches Rena toss their Timer Ball into the air before catching it again.
<Rena> damn
* Rena didn't throw hard enough. |
#310514* (?/21) ⚐Flag
<Terkanil> this week was painful.
<Mephestys> Par for the course these days, it seems
<Mephestys> Who the fuck introduced all these damn golf terms into the lexicon anyway
<Terkanil> I've had worse, but yeah.
<Terkanil> uhh..
<Terkanil> Golfers?
<Terkanil> Socialites that golf?
<Mephestys> haha
<Mephestys> Socialites that golf = all socialites, all golfers
<Terkanil> fuckers that can do nothing but golf because that ludicrously rich and snobly?
<Mephestys> So, doctors then
<Mephestys> Got it |
#311243* (?/21) ⚐Flag
<+Thero> Fressco 1 - IcoLove 0
<@Fresco> lol Thero
<@Fresco> you missed that joke
<@Fresco> Fresco 1 - Ico Love
<+Thero> GODDAMNIT |
#311285* (?/21) ⚐Flag
<MikeSpears> I got better performance with my Asus N66U than that thing
<MikeSpears> sorry, N66R (the U is the same but yea...)
<MikeSpears> can you figure out why I don't like that model number?
<xe0n> yeah
<xe0n> nigger
<MikeSpears> I was trying to not say thatComment: Freenode ##sysadmin-casual
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#302523* (?/21) ⚐Flag
Nezumi: ... First a version of Lolitabot featuring Hatsune Miku instead of THE VOCALOID THAT ACTUALLY IS A LOLITABOT, then this. Is the world trying to make my brain implode?
Zira: This means alot coming from me, you need to try and make more sense Nezumi
LillyJade: She makes perfect sense o.o
Nezumi: ... Actually, that makes perfect sense. You apparently just don't have knowledge of the song I'm referring to, or the Vocaloids.
Nezumi: ... Seriously, most of my stuff makes perfect sense if you know what I'm referring to... and if you don't know enough to understand, why should you even care? I believe you called my discussion of Monster Hunter Freedom and the Yian Kut-Ku nonsensical as well, based solely on lacking the context to understand what I was talking about.
Nezumi: ... ANd if you don't know about Monster Hunter Freedom, why do you even care to have a statement regarding it explained to you? You still won't really know what's being talked about, and can't add anything meaningful to the conversation.
Nezumi: And the conversation would only confuse or bore you, whether or not you have it explained to you step by step.
Zira left the chat room. (Quit: I think I might kill you tonight.)
Nezumi: ... Dear god. Did I actually just own them so hard they quit IRC? o.o |
#303290* (?/21) ⚐Flag
* curson_ Quit (Quit: That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons, even death may die.)
<seekret> that was the gayest quit message i have seen
<@ytknows> and by gay you mean awesome, correct?
<seekret> no i mean something even homosexuals would say "dude that's gay"Comment: irc.freenode.net #reddit
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#303690* (?/21) ⚐Flag
slain my butthole is feeling soft i think it's time |
#304538* (?/21) ⚐Flag
<stoner-evo> My gf needs to get her ass outta the shower asap
<Vinlaell> has anyone ever in their lives imagined sticking a gun in a womans vagina and shooting them to see what happenes
<delrio> Vinlaell: yes
<delrio> I'm sure there is someone on the internet documenting it
<stoner-evo> Lmao vin yes |
#304541* (?/21) ⚐Flag
< Miko> Chuckle Brothers threesome
< Shad0w> to me, to you?
< Shad0w> (it was bound to be said)Comment: out of the blue
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#302295* (?/28) ⚐Flag
"The Answer to the things you can't see can be found in the things you can."
Author : Michael C. BrausamComment: Good Day
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#302742* (?/22) ⚐Flag
<^___^> "Jean became a fan of Marilyn Manson on Facebook and suggested you become a fan too." <-- Bitch been smokin' meth or some shit? Daaaamn, son. |
#302902* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<@lilmisschaos> Dritz: WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH! |
#304694* (?/28) ⚐Flag
Unleeeeash my shaaarrrttt
Say you'll love pee again |
#304722* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<Erica> you to it what lol hole fuck XDXDXD |