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[+KurataSayuri] helix
[+KurataSayuri] can you translate
[+KurataSayuri] jap-eng
[+KurataSayuri] no, right?
[@[Helix]] …
[@[Helix]] i feel like you’re insulting me
[+KurataSayuri] okay fine then
[+KurataSayuri] helix, are you able to contribute useful information
[+KurataSayuri] towards the management and operation
[+KurataSayuri] of a fortune 500 company?
[@[Helix]] uhhh
[@[Helix]] sure
[+KurataSayuri] that’s not a very confident answer, helix
[@[Helix]] sure it is
[@[Helix]] …
[+KurataSayuri] anyways
[+KurataSayuri] looking at your resume
[+KurataSayuri] you’re a ryerson student
[+KurataSayuri] why not a better school, such as mcgill or u of t?
[@[Helix]] cuz i was lazy
[+KurataSayuri] that’s not the type of attitude that we would like for a consultant
[+KurataSayuri] do you have any redeeming features to cover this laziness?
[&Shini-tan] he has none
[@[Helix]] STOP IT
[@[Helix]] SHINI
[@[Helix]] STOP IT
[@[Helix]] ahem
[@[Helix]] i have
[+KurataSayuri] well, I’ll ignore that outburst for now
[+KurataSayuri] go on
[@[Helix]] a lot of redeeming features
[&Shini-tan] he can make pretty graphics
[&Shini-tan] that’s about it
[@[Helix]] STOP IT
[&Shini-tan] what
[@[Helix]] I SAID STOPPP IT
[&Shini-tan] there was a compliment this time
[@[Helix]] =_=
[+KurataSayuri] please, I’m trying to conduct an interview here
[+KurataSayuri] for all I know, I’m about to recruit a valued employee
[@[Helix]] why are you called hats
[+KurataSayuri] I was unaware that I needed to justify my actions
[+KurataSayuri] this is an interview, after all
[@[Helix]] i was just curious
[+KurataSayuri] curiousity
[+KurataSayuri] an interesting personality trait
[+KurataSayuri] how would you say that this benefits you as an individual?
[@[Helix]] uh
[@[Helix]] it makes me more motivated to learn
[+KurataSayuri] okay so
[+KurataSayuri] motivation to learn
[+KurataSayuri] while certainly a useful trait
[+KurataSayuri] how is this relevant to you giving other people advice?
[@[Helix]] uh
[@[Helix]] you’ll find out if you hire me
[&Shini-tan] …
[+KurataSayuri] well
[&Shini-tan] helix is this why you don’t have a job
[+KurataSayuri] what do you believe you can contribute towards the company?
[@[Helix]] no
[@[Helix]] anything u want
[+KurataSayuri] are you able to increase revenues a hundredfold within the first week of your employment?
[@[Helix]] yes
[+KurataSayuri] we have a 100% market share in our current industry
[+KurataSayuri] how do you propose you will accomplish that?
[@[Helix]] uh
[@[Helix]] you’ll find out if you hire me
[+KurataSayuri] what is your desired position?
[+KurataSayuri] you failed to indicate on on your application
[@[Helix]] i’d like to be the ceo of your company
[+KurataSayuri] the shareholders elect the ceo
[@[Helix]] no they dont
[@[Helix]] dont lie to me
[+KurataSayuri] okay so uh
[+KurataSayuri] what is your desired salary?
[+[Helix]] uh
[+[Helix]] 500k sounds ok to start with
[+[Helix]] i wish ebgames was hiring
[+KurataSayuri] well
[+KurataSayuri] that’s an interesting point
[+[Helix]] such an easy job..
[+KurataSayuri] why did you pick our firm over eb games?
[+[Helix]] i didn’t
[+KurataSayuri] helix, why did you show up to this job interview
[+[Helix]] i didn’t
[+KurataSayuri] in which case
[+KurataSayuri] why are you here
[+[Helix]] you came to me
[+KurataSayuri] you’ve passed the intellectual test, then
[+KurataSayuri] so why do you feel that you deserve $500 000 per year?
[+[Helix]] cause i’m helix
[+KurataSayuri] and a starting salary of, to boot?
[+Nored] you know
[+KurataSayuri] I’m sorry, your reputation fails to precede you
[[+[Helix]] no it doesn’t
[+[Helix]] dont lie to me
[+KurataSayuri] moving on
[+KurataSayuri] we are unable to use someone with your
[+KurataSayuri] …
[+KurataSayuri] well
[+KurataSayuri] simply put
[+KurataSayuri] I have no idea what you are qualified to do
[+[Helix]] like i said
[+[Helix]] i can do anything
[+KurataSayuri] do you have any references?
[+[Helix]] irrevelent
[+KurataSayuri] I’m sorry?
[+[Helix]] nored can vouch for me
[+KurataSayuri] nored is of questionable moral character
[+[Helix]] uh
[+KurataSayuri] I’m afraid that his standing among society
[+[Helix]] well
[+[Helix]] there’s..
[+KurataSayuri] is insufficient to serve as reference
[+[Helix]] veng can
[+[Helix]] vouch for me
[+KurataSayuri] your reference appears to be unavailable
[+KurataSayuri] do you have another?
[+[Helix]] um
[+[Helix]] blah can also vouch for me
[+KurataSayuri] he appears to be unavailable as well
[+[Helix]] uh
[+[Helix]] i’ll just go with everyone else
[+[Helix]] in this room
[+KurataSayuri] I see
[+KurataSayuri] is anyone here able to vouch for the quality of helix’s work?
[+Nored] i can
[+[Helix]] see
[+KurataSayuri] I see
[+[Helix]] everyone else is afk
[+KurataSayuri] well, while the value of your testament is questionable, I will accept it
[+[Helix]] damn right you will
[+[Helix]] i mean
[+[Helix]] uh
[+Nored] why do i have a sample of weed
[+Nored] wtf
[+KurataSayuri] well now
[+KurataSayuri] given that he is apparently a drug addict
[+[Helix]] …
[+KurataSayuri] his reference is considered worthless for the purposes of this firm
[+[Helix]] nored what have you done
[+Nored] its a sample
[+Nored] how am i an addict
[+KurataSayuri] our firm has extremely strict moral standards
[+KurataSayuri] we have a zero-tolerance policy on drugs
[+KurataSayuri] regardless, helix, you appear to be lacking references
[+KurataSayuri] and so, regardless of the quality of your character
[+KurataSayuri] I’m afraid that we are unable to hire you
[+[Helix]] liar
[+KurataSayuri] if you had positive references from reputable individuals
[+KurataSayuri] I would be glad to reconsider
[+[Helix]] fine
[+[Helix]] i don’t want to join you guys anywaysComment: Job Interview for a Scanlation Group
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