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#311552* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<butt0ns> I didn't say sucking dick for bitcoins was a good business model, just that it happens
#311549* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<kakashiAL> in jacascript you have then, which is map and flatmap combined, so we cant have Promise(Promise(x)) or Promise(Promise(Promise(x)))
<kakashiAL> many people critsize that
<kakashiAL> I would like to know why you want to have that
<kakashiAL> I dont know a single case where you want to have a Promise(Promise(x))
<Brewster> Same... I prefer to use PinkySwear(x) for a Promise of more than one dimension
#311548* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<TsarBoris> Some things I got this Christmas - boots and a knife
<SlovenianStranger> boots and a knife
<SlovenianStranger> this is either some rockies gift or slavic gift
<SlovenianStranger> but slavs also give socks
<TsarBoris> I got socks as well SlovenianStranger
<SlovenianStranger> nice
<socks> no you didnt
#311547* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<dvalue-work> :)
<dvalue-work> err
<dvalue-work> :(
#311546* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Fuchs> I'm horny *shows his horns*
<Fuchs> they were £10 and fit quite well
#311545* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Jerome> You been up to much?
<TravelerInRedAndGreen> Nah, Christmas shopping mostly lately.  About to climb on the roof.
<TravelerInRedAndGreen> Glad it doesnt get icey here.
<Jerome> What is it with Americans and climbing on roofs at Christmas
* MsDrWatson is on TravelerInRedAndGreen's roof right now
<MsDrWatson> peeing down the chimney for blackmail material
<MsDrWatson> ...oh god. PEERING
<MsDrWatson> PEERING, I SAY
<Waterjuffer > you're much less likely to fall that way
#311544* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
BadSpoon: @1tee: I have a knack for posting semi-relevant things at the right times
I don't really know why
1tee: Because you can read
BadSpoon: by jove I think you've got it
1tee: By golly
#311542* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Cain> ..what's wrong with me that I make things love me so easily? why am I so nice and friendly yet so empty inside and wishing I wasn't real.. that I was a illusion, some digital thing?
<solitary_blue> i get that sometimes too
<solitary_blue> then i just fart and i feel better
#311541* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Lynndis> "prepubescent metalcore"
<Lynndis> that's a phrase for the ages
<Das_Cheese> :P
<Lynndis> It's like a fancier way of saying pedometal :P
<Das_Cheese> they're not pedos
<Das_Cheese> they're just little kids that never grew up
<Lynndis> pedo (well, paedo, to be accurate) refers to being prepubescent
<Lynndis> paedometal would be prepubescent metal
<Lynndis> If you want *paedophile* music, on the other hand
<Lynndis> We call that "country" around these parts
#311540* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Ol' Larry Ellison is like EA Games... they see something good and profitable, buy it, fly it straight into the ground, wait for the fire to die, then expect people to want to buy the carcass...
#311539* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<dgriffi> some whackadoodle is putting antivax screeds into stuff at a Babies R Us store down in Lynwood
<Silent700> I think VMS is a little advanced for infants
<dgriffi> heh
<Branes> Yeah, they're still in nappies so they get pee dee pee.
<qu1j0t3> *groan*
<qu1j0t3> they can yell in all eight registers, that's for sure
#311538* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@Rjx> I think you should be able to get extra votes for every person you manage to kill on election day
#311535* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<wastrel> did you ever see that movie "toy story"
<wastrel> did you know they named all the characters after debian releases
<DarkPsydeLord> wheres woody?
<wastrel> iono
<phunyguy> lol
<DarkPsydeLord> wheres buzz?
<phunyguy> there was a Woody... a Sarge... I can't remember all of them off the top of my head.
<wastrel> your dumb and bad
<phunyguy> oh.
<Ben64> buzz, rex, bo, hamm, slink, potato, woody, sarge, etch, lenny, squeeze, wheezy, jessie, stretch, buster, bullseye
<Ben64> *mind blown*
<Ben64> "Debian's unstable trunk is named after Sid, a character who regularly destroyed the toys."
<Ben64> :O
<phunyguy> sid was a bad kid.  like wastrel
<phunyguy> btw, you can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.
* phunyguy backs away slowly because it was a terrible joke.
<wastrel> your dumb and bad
<phunyguy> my dumb and bad what?
<wastrel> face
<wastrel> hahaha
<phunyguy> lawl.
<phunyguy> you got me good, I guess.
<wastrel> that's what you get for making fun of debian
Comment: #ubuntu-offtopic @ freenode
#311532* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Shi-dublin> and face it, if cartoons were real yo ass would be 100% rizelmine
<Shi-dublin> big monster flappin titties
<Lastair> if cartoons were real i'd be like a ren and stimpy grossout closeup except it would never zoom back out
#311531* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<pflanze> in any case, I can see why you changed your userid from ``bigassniggaonascooterdrinkingcaprisun`` before launching the business
#311530* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Archduke> i fucked a girl in a graveyard on saturday
<plaque> was the body warm at least?
Comment: x
#311529* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<ntnix> " it's suspected that Terri Schiavo's initial cardiac arrest was caused by electrolyte imbalance due to an extreme liquid diet."
<ntnix> Electrolytes are what vegetables crave
#311524* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@Liliana> I only know German and English, I learned French in school but forgot everything by now :<
* @nwh_work can speak English, Blemish, and Tarnish, and he's slowly learning Peevish as well
<@nwh_work> Tried taking an introductory Dervish course, but I failed. Too much whirling.
#311522* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Viper168mob> I thought the name of this creepy guy just drove over was kind of unusual
<Viper168mob> I thought it might have something to do with kegs of alcohol in the creek
<Viper168mob> But didn't guess bootleggers
<esialb> dat voice recognition is even worse than dat handwriting recognition
<Viper168mob> Yeah I said the name of this Creek I just drove over
<Viper168mob> I didn't catch that one before I sent it
<esialb> "this creek i just" --> "this creepy guy just"
<ydem> love the creepy guy interpretation
<Viper168mob> Yeah it really Goetz abstract sometimes
<Viper168mob> And there you go
#311521* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Rjx> why are 12 year olds on reddit
<Rjx> they should get on irc and hang out with convicted sex offenders like a normal kid
#311519* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Maali> too bad my tinder profile says it too 'trianglist in kewlers'
<visy> Maali: why are you not drowning in <preferred sex organ>
<GargajCNS> cos he cant bend down that far
#311518* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Talgie> I don't buy iphones cause they always die as soon as a new one comes out
<ciara> ya instead you got a flip phone, the old bangers you can hear when you hang up on someon
<Talgie> Facts you know when its over
<ciara> i miss that, sometimes i wanna call you just so you can hang up on me
#311517* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
-!- nikisaku has joined #depression
-!- Topic for #depression: The channel where Kipe is too slow to answer to antino who is fast to leave. :P
[Users #depression]
[@^Kipe] [@_Kipe^] [@Bootes] [ nikisaku]
-!- Irssi: #depression: Total of 4 nicks [3 ops, 0 halfops, 0 voices, 1 normal]
-!- Irssi: Join to #depression was synced in 1 secs
< nikisaku> wow, k
< nikisaku> i didn't expect this # to exist
< nikisaku> i was thinking that it would be perfectly funny when #depression would consist of 1 person but 3 bots and 1 person is way better
#311515* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<NekoEd> Rest assured I will not be showing up to buy a computer naked
#311514* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Nomikos> To celebrate Rube Goldberg day, I have used a webserver to trigger a script (via another webserver) that moves the mouse to the right a bunch of times and then centers it
<Nomikos> requesting the url from the Windows machine makes the focus switch to the Mac
<Nomikos> on Windows, of course, it's triggered with a keycombo'd AutoHotkeys script
<Nomikos> I have wasted about two hours so that I don't have to move my hands away from the keyboard to wiggle the mouse one screen over
<Nomikos> s/wiggle/move/
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