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<phobos> Got into some trouble at work today
<sauvin> What happened?
<phobos> well, part of my job is to salvage desktops, laptops, workstations, and servers from the scrap pile. From there, I am supposed to rebuild them into working and sell-able units again. I fell behind this week and the tables/show cases started looking pretty bare.
<phobos> Got asked what happened and I explained that I'm trying to end the vicious cycle of restocking
<phobos> that it's all a negative experience
<phobos> boy did I get my ass chewed for that point of view
<phobos> Then there is this 24 year old that I have to work with
<phobos> He's never had a date in his life that he admits to, let alone a serious girlfriend
<phobos> so every time I generated a spec sheet and price tag, I was adding stuff like *Buyer of this item must be willing to take $employee on one date
<phobos> bought myself another ass chewing for that
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<saint_dogbert> Every time I see a video from the house of reps, I keep expecting one of them to look at the camera and yell 'Live from New York; IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!'
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<mensvaga> MySQL is the PHP of databases.
<revhippie> aww, that's mean
<Grinnz> I am trying to disprove that statement but it's difficult
<mensvaga> That's what peer review is for!
<huf> i think mysql is an answer to the question "is my data important?"
<huf> a "no" answer
<mensvaga> That can be disproven.  It's not like once you've worked around the eccentricities it doesn't work.
<mensvaga> Clearly, it works.  But, something "just working" is a pretty low bar.
<huf> yes, well, a meteor impact works as a crime prevention method too
<huf> mainly because criminals are morally weak and refuse to do their job when they've been vaporized
<Grinnz> did you mean: "mongodb"?
<huf> isnt that like memcached?
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<h00k> heckin customers
<h00k> why they gotta be like that
<h00k> it's almost like we need them to... you know, keep work and stuff, but man.
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<Menzador|Work> OK, what happened now
<Menzador|Work> Welcome to #ubuntu-therapy, the doctor is IN
<LinStatSDR> There should be an #ubuntu-therapy
<LinStatSDR> lol
<LinStatSDR> All of us would just be in another channel talking to eachother again lol
<Menzador|Work> I don't think therapy over IRC will be accepted by the APA anytime soon
<LinStatSDR> Why not!
<LinStatSDR> Sounds viable.
<Menzador|Work> Says you
<LinStatSDR> Yeah!
<LinStatSDR> I could get paid 6 figures to type in IRC
<Menzador|Work> OK, whoa, who died and made you head pseudopsychiatric expert?
<LinStatSDR> Me.
<LinStatSDR> My former self?
<Menzador|Work> You and what army?
<LinStatSDR> Hmm. Got me there.
-*- Menzador|Work quickly invades and easily conquers LinStatSDR's personalities with his army of pseudopsychiatrists
-*- LinStatSDR crushes Menzador|Work as he took the bait and my super epic ninja army overwhelms his forces
<LinStatSDR> GET BAITED
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<Menzador|Work> FeelsBadMan
<LinStatSDR> ^
<Menzador|Work> can I get an F in chat?
<LinStatSDR> F
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<ecchi> I don't want to go off the grid and start drawing my own hentai to fap to, it's kind of a big price to pay for no annoying router leds
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<wpk> Is there a way to report a Solaris bug without a support contract?
<phobos> screaming at the sky... messenger pigeon is an option too
<phobos> the result is the same anyway
<AJ_Z0> Smear your report in faeces on Oracle HQ windows
<AJ_Z0> Bonus points for including all fields and writing in reverse so it can be read from inside... or for smearing on the inside
<kerouac> no.
<phobos> You could track down Larry and attempt to beat his door down with proof of your bug. Bonus points for ramming his gate
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<robin> carioca: Do I know you?
<carioca> no but my name is Nasser, nice to meet you, now you know me
<carioca> lol
<carioca> im just txting rrandom girls to see if i can make new friends
<carioca> hbu?
<carioca> i hope you are my age
<carioca> lol
<carioca> now thats fucked up because robin could be a girl or a guy
<robin> why only girls?
<carioca> because they are sweet and caring for the oposite sex
<carioca> now what i need is good and caring conversation
<robin> Guys have those qualities too.
<robin> Are you sure you aren't just pretending to want to be friends, and actually want to be a couple?
<carioca> they do but woman is stranger feelings
<carioca> what do you mean?
<carioca> im a couple? no im not
<carioca> im trying to seduce you?
<carioca> no im not
<carioca> you know it when im
<carioca> why did you txt me back than?
<robin> I mean if you only want to chat up girls to be friends, it sounds like you're planning to try to upgrade friendship to romance once she trusts you.
<carioca> you could just blocked or ignore me
<carioca> haha
<carioca> thats a good one
<carioca> you wouldnt like me
<robin> I think you should chat up guys too.
<carioca> and besides i dont think we are close
<robin> Guys will go straight to romance.
<robin> You don't have to pretend to be friends first.
<carioca> ok ill take your advice
<carioca> im not pretending anything
<carioca> im a honest and sincere man
<carioca> that just enter this irc chat by curiosity because i use to chat in here 20 years a ago
<carioca> and i just wondering if was the same
<carioca> of course my com puter was a 386 haha back than
<carioca> how old are you?
<robin> Just turned 18 and my pussy needs filling.
<carioca> am i talking to a tennager ? not that is wrong but i would love to know you
<carioca> damm girl you go straight to business
<robin> carioca: you are so hot
<robin> carioca: but i want more
<carioca> i dont want you to falling love for me cause im from brazil and sex its an art sweetheart
<robin> carioca: put on your robe and wizard hat
<carioca> are you blonde or brunnete
<robin> I'm blonde on top.
<carioca> just to for you to know how good im on sex , i could make you cum thru the keyboard
<carioca> huuumm
<carioca> what starts to be a friendship its getting horning
<carioca> lol
<robin> Okay but baby I still need you to put on your robe and wizard hat.
<carioca> all right babe
<carioca> its on , just for you
<robin> Oh I'm so hot.
<carioca> i dont know what fucking crazy fantasy u are on
<carioca> but i will support your endevors
<robin> Baby I'm begging you on my knees cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism
<carioca> hahahaha
<carioca> do you have whatsapp?
<carioca> how about we go live?
<robin> I replenish my mana on your Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
<robin> You cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
<carioca> allright cool
<robin> Holy shit you cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.  I'm not sure I can take it all!
<carioca> how about i cast my raise skeletons ever hard dick
<robin> I better get back to King Arthur though.  Dr. Robotnik might get jealous.
<carioca> its group gang banger supernatural evil beans
<carioca> no
<carioca> not just yet
<carioca> get you tight blonde pussy here
<carioca> this is madness
<robin> carioca: Write down my name baby in case we meet again.
<carioca> so thats what kids are learning online
<carioca> let me tell you you can get fuck at school you dont irc
<carioca> just a tip
<carioca> i use to fuck a lot of girls back than
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<Jigsy> The pessimist said: "The glass is half empty."
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+ abuse spamhouse for aggressive web spam
+ tens of thousands of negative reviews about you and your website from angry people for aggressive web and email spam
+ lifetime blocking of your hosting account for aggressive web and email spam
+ lifetime blocking of your domain for aggressive web and email spam
+ Thousands of angry complaints from angry people will come to your mail and messengers for sending you a lot of spam
+ complete destruction of your reputation and loss of clients forever
+ for a full recovery from the damage you need tens of thousands of dollars
All of the above will result in blocking your domain and hosting account for life. The price of your peace of mind is 0.5 BTC.
Do you want this?
If you do not want the above problems, then before June 1, 2019, you need to send me 0.5 BTC to my Bitcoin wallet: 19ckouUP2E22aJR5BPFdf7jP2oNXR3bezL
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And everyone will not care that it is not you.
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<whispers> I LIKE MY MEN LIKE I LIKE MY GRAPES
<snek-sensei> seedless?
<whispers> 25 at a time
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Akko Taco: i love one brain cell every time i come here
lesbianacereza: love
lesbianacereza: good you love and cherish that one brain cell kiti im so proud of you
Akko Taco: GOD
Akko Taco: DAMMIT
Akko Taco: I HATE BEING A BLIND FUCK AND TYPING WRONG AND BEING AN ABSOLUTE DUMBASS
Akko Taco: ANYWAYS TAKE IT THAT MEANT TO SAY LOVE
Akko Taco: LETS JUST
Akko Taco: SAY THAT
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<whitequark> also does everyone here know how the USB PD devices determine which one is the charger and which one gets charged?
<whitequark> i usually put it as "the same way hermaphroditic snails mate" because it's a perfect analogy
<whitequark> but not a very good user interface
<whitequark> (dual-role devices, that is)
<marcan> I'll fall back to what my switch does with my old Anker battery pack
<marcan> that is: if you power on the Anker first, it charges the switch
<marcan> until the switch is charged, then it reverses and the switch starts charging the anker
<marcan> hilarity ensues
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<+Odyss3us> I take a shit or two in the morning and then it is random throughout the rest of the day
<+letty> thats too many shits
<+MiningMarsh> I take like 12 shits a day
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<alami> Dear Mozilla community,   I’m conducting a survey (part of my PhD studies) to understand the pull request assessment process in open source communities- PLEASE, participate in the survey.   What value is there in participating? 1. I’ll share the results with the Mozilla community as soon as they become available. This will include a report on how the PR asses
<alami> [survey URL]
<Spambot_9001> PR asses! That sounds interesting.
<alami> I’m conducting a survey (part of my PhD studies) to understand the pull request assessment process in open source communities- PLEASE, participate
<Xion> But what do the PR asses do? Don't leave us hanging
<alami> It's meant to be PR assessment
Comment: When the character limit is just right...
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<Pyxel> how many fucking tiers of idiot are there
<Melody> A lot
<MyNameIsKir> Idk but keep an eye on me; if there is a bottom I'll find it
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<Coylabe> Siiiiiiiiigh... gotta reboot.
<Coylabe> Be right back.
<vivia> Windows?!
<Coylabe> Yes.
<vivia> :(
<Coylabe> Open software dreaming... on such a Windows day...
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Captain: A Wizard on an Adventure is basically... you're a Wizard, and here you are... having an Adventure whether you like it or not.
Captain: whereas an Adventuring Wizard is... you're a Wizard going on adventures because you want to.
Anti: And consider that people who want to go adventuring are less than stable normal people at the best of times before you throw phenomenal cosmic power at them. As Terry Pratchett observed, turning someone into a frog isn't the hard part. The hard part is not turning someone into a frog once you know how.
Captain: and then also turning all the witnesses into frogs.
Anti: Trespassers will be toad.
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<Voct> a guy in argentina had himself tattooed with a QR code that would show you a video of a super exciting moment in argentine football
<Voct> and then the video got taken down
<MasDestruc7ion> Now the qr code says something like, page missing, or video is unavailable, so that sucks
<Voct> yes
<BlackWing> Guy should have done Rick Roll
<Voct> his tattoo gave him up, it let him down
<BlackWing> But it will never desert him.
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<SuperNovaSlayer> The best part about growing up where I live is, when you break up with your girl, you go "We can still be cousins, right?"
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<VirtusGraphics> console.log(gf)
<MyNameIsKir> undefined
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<Guest> you don't just saw your girlfriend in half
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