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<Val> Oddish, holy fuck
<Val> I'm sitting, parked, on a dirt road in my cab. Call comes on the radio from dispatch, quote, "Who wants to do a pickup right now?"
<Val> I hit E to accept.
<Val> A Sadler - basically a Ford F-250 crew cab - rear-ends my taxi.
<Val> I guess I consented.
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<sun[BEAM]> ·· Raccoon ·· german?
<sun[BEAM]> or Eng
<sun[BEAM]> whats the main language here
<+Raccoon> The main language on the Internet is English.
<+Raccoon> You lost WWII.
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<chiefDickhead> What makes me a rage: People on Grindr not showing up >(
<@aciou> chiefDickhead: that sucks
<@aciou> because you didn't get to
<chiefDickhead> yeah :( heheh
<chiefDickhead> should go to the gym instead
<@aciou> yeah, wait in the showers
<chiefDickhead> use all this testosterone for something
<@aciou> like ignoring the blisters on your knees
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<GiMP> pffft you guys couldn't have this
<Talgie> you're already hard to want, you don't need to play hard to get
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<Jake2> try holding your tongue and say truck 5 times fast!
<Jake2> its funny it sounds leik fuck lol
<Talgie> I'm gonna have a kid and name it after you
<Talgie> and beat it
<Talgie> alot until its 17 and then give it up for adoption
<GiMP> I thought you said you're never gonna have kids
<Talgie> now you know why
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<Crusher> when I invited the top dozen or so botnets in here in 1997 it was empty
<tev> Where *did* the bots go?
<Crusher> tev: we opped them all, put them on bitch and the resulting -o+k+b+o... resulted in a network flood that not only completly split eFnet, but also melted blackend's primary router taking down Internet access to half of Arizona for around a week, which caused them to delink from eFnet till 2005
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<ednos> technically, I'm not pedantic
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<Elleo> Snap election announced for 8th of June :/
<Elleo> can we just elect an AI?
<Elleo> preferably either the one that said "You look like a thing and I love you" or the one that invented the "Crimm Grunk Garlic Creas" recipe
<Mr_T> what about that one that proposed putting humans in people zoos?
<Mr_T> I'd like to hear more about that
<Elleo> I think that one won in the US
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<tsimonq2> !info libqt5webkit5-dev experimental
<^8^> Package libqt5webkit5-dev does not exist in experimental
<Menzador> tsimonq2: Kung? :)
<tsimonq2> Menzador: sshhhhhh I'm debugging :P
<Menzador> I didn't realise debugging meant yelling obscenities at Batty when figuring out the Debian developers were vacationing in an abandoned shopping mall about 75 km away from this lone palm tree that sits on the grave of Mustafa Kemal
<tsimonq2> lollllllllllComment: SonikkuAmerica -> Menzador
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<Sohcahtoa> I donâ€™t always use UTF-8, but when I do, I parse it as ASCII.
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<@Dom`> fucking JS and JS frameworks
<@Dom`> I don't know what I should do after this project
<@Rjx> yeah and webpack/babel/npm/grunt/loleverything
<@Rjx> write an emulator
<@Rjx> pretty good exercise imo
<@Dom`> nah, I need some money
<@Rjx> write an emulator and suck some dicks
<@Dom`> that'll do
<@Rjx> a glory hole would help
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«~T2norway» french people dont ask questions
«~T2norway» they demand answers
«~Lex» do you know what the french word for "ask" is
«~T2norway» A M A Z I N G
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< hydrocat> Hello, I need some insight on asycio's run_forever()
< o11c> hydrocat: if it is correctly named, it is a limited solution for the halting problem
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<Zo> Then again I'd eat a tarantula leg for money, so I'm not one to base picky standards on, my selection of companionship excluded, of course.
<Talgie> As in present company we must taste a certain way?
<Zo> No, although I'm sure you taste just fine, Talgie, stop being self conscious
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<ednos> lol, I accidentally started a flame war in work IRC about the gopher protocol
<ednos> I fucking love this companyComment: they work at red hat
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<timp> More or less always prowling that amount of emails
<JamesDR> what stops it at 500?
<JamesDR> timp, post logs of the issue
<timp> When it reaches about 500, it stops, nose if 500 or 550 or 600
<JamesDR> how do you know it stops?
<Bill48105> right you need to show log snippet to see what's happening. if it's stopping there is a reason.
<JamesDR> spammer is spamming? nah, never!
<Bill48105> 3 professionals helping & see if it gets solved lol
<JamesDR> it won't
<JamesDR> no professionals here
<Bill48105> speak for yourself i got a degree from Bullshit U
<Bill48105> get it? bullshit you.. lol
<JamesDR> ing u
<Bill48105> come on that's funny shit right there
<JamesDR> dad joke
<Bill48105> and we're dads so..
<JamesDR> only funny to us
<Bill48105> you know they're good when you laugh at your own joke as you type it
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<MissMini> Omg autocorrect i locw uou
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<truck> DDT was stopped by police once "why are you here"
<truck> he showed his phone playing ingress
<truck> "I am a network technician, I am scanning this area for wireless problems"
<truck> "ok then"
<truck> police drive off
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Smidge204: "Aluminium? Naw, can't afford that imported stuff. We use Aluminum."
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jsoft: I am not even authorized to join #feminism. Perhaps I should check my privilegeComment: ##electronics irc.freenode.net
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<sickleanna> hiya curiousjock
<curiousjock> hey there sickleanna
<bubblegumbitch> oh sick leanna. i thought anna was a communist lol
* sickleanna is now known as sickle-anna
<sickle-anna> lets roll with it
<TungstenCarbide> can't roll
<TungstenCarbide> someone sliced the tires
<TungstenCarbide> someone with a SICKLE
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<zoid> OMG the world is ending!
<zoid> DrunkenHighFiveG, grab your rifle and MREs!
<zoid> It's happening now!
<DrunkenHighFiveG> rifle is right here
<DrunkenHighFiveG> no mre tho
<DrunkenHighFiveG> zoid: whats happening now?
<zoid> 4chan is down.
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<Lex> complex is my middle name
<Lex> except it's not
<Lex> it's almost my first name
<Lex> and I suck at complex shit
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LaNg63 oh no Talgie you wouldn't want to try and pet the dragon, she will bite your arm of and flambe you!
Talgie The dragon is a she?
LaNg63 uh huh
Talgie How do you know?
LaNg63 personal experience
Talgie Sexual personal experience?
LaNg63 drinks the 5th and pleads the sixth on that one!
17:46 *** LaNg63 quit (Quit: )
Talgie wow a dragon, I'll never top that
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< nedbat> MasterRex: write your own function.
< MasterRex> nedbat: ! but but batteries included
< nedbat> MasterRex: you had to write all the rest of the program...
< Wooble> the batteries are like the ones you get in toys. You're supposed to replace them when you take python home.
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