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02:18 CaptainJistuce lights the Kawa-Signal!
02:20 Kawa has joined ##higan
02:22 <@CaptainJistuce> You saw the signal!Comment: Sometimes, timestamps matter.
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<YelseyKing> We live in a society where one person has ruined things for everyone many, many, many times. And hell, they don't even have to be true incidents.
<YelseyKing> Like that poor hapless pizza place that was bullied out of existence because some morons looking for "lulz" decided to claim to other morons that there was an "elite pedophile ring" operating out of it. Connected to Oballaroros.
<YelseyKing> (Obama/Hillary/Soros. The evil trio behind every bad thing in this country. Allegedly.)
<YelseyKing> Also, the fake news sites seem obsessed with pedophilia, and are going the "DARE" approach with it. "It's absolutely everywhere! Everyone is doing it! Protect yourself and your children!"
<StriderHLC> That's part of how fake news operates; it's an accusation that people have an immediate visceral reaction to.
<YelseyKing> Point. Maximum outrage sells, and what's more outrageous than crimes against kids?
<YelseyKing> The problem is, they're overmilking a dead cow.
<StriderHLC> That is an odd metaphor
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<Sonux> So, Sage, you had something important to say?
<Therum> Yeah, I'll be nice and shut up for it this time
<Therum> No announcment?
<Therum> Or important thing, or whatever
<PkR> hey Therum
<PkR> calm down, please
<PkR> at least Sage is a respectable person here
<PkR> he creates beautiful music
<Therum> I calmed down ages ago.
<Sage> I was pooping
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Aragón: Like, one jokey channel a la menagerie is enough
Majin Syeekoh: numbers we need 15 rp channels
Caligari87: Separated by theme
Caligari87: Pony RP
Caligari87: Anime RP
Aragón: Pony anime rp
Majin Syeekoh: 15 rp channels and 20 of them are ERP
MrNumbers: Don't make me delete this server
Norm De Plume: Oh, please. No one on here ERPs
Norm De Plume: not even Wyatt ERP
Majin Syeekoh: i do
Majin Syeekoh: i haven't in a bit
Majin Syeekoh: but it's a good bit of fun
Aragón: Kinda wanna see that unfolding now
Rebelle: Do I want to know what Wyatt ERP is?
Caligari87: I wish the :rofl: reaction sufficiently conveyed my attempts at not falling into hysterics at my desk again
Caligari87: Wyatt ERP fucking god
Caligari87: My sidesComment: Wyatt ERP. That is all.
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< mircean> I’m new to IRC, can someone see what I am writing?
< Sling> no
< mircean> oh
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<F-Man> one time I did it while watching Star Wars (again, really horny) and I reached climax right when the death star blew up
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<yipdw> I use IRC via a straw
<yipdw> that's why it sucks so much
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<G-Flex> I just got another scam phone call
<G-Flex> for diabetic testing supplies
<G-Flex> you can really fucking tell these people anything
<G-Flex> I told them I have "tons of diabetes" and that I am Jaundice McLeod at P.O. Box 1901098, Little Compton, Alaska
<G-Flex> I asked them if they'd be delivering the equipment, because I've been having trouble receiving deliveries lately because there was an accident at a nearby laboratory and time around me has been very nonlinea
<G-Flex> "last week I got a lamp delivered from Amazon five times in a row, and that was before I even ordered it"
<G-Flex> he transferred me to another person and I told them the birth date they have on file for me is probably incorrect, as it has changed recently
<Moodcarver> ah the good old days in little compton
<Moodcarver> the fried pea salesmen hawking their gristle door to door
<G-Flex> she asked me what time it was where I am and I said "well in Alaska it's like noon, where I am it works a bit differently right now, I can actually see two suns in the sky and I can't really think about it or my nose will start bleeding again"
<G-Flex> I told her she could call me back in three hours, she said yes
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<dokodonmystery> reading character descriptions of smash characters is so funny because it's like
<dokodonmystery> this is lucas, his life and family were ruined by colonialists and capitalism
<dokodonmystery> this is snake, he's a genetic clone who suffers from the cost of endless war
<dokodonmystery> this is king dedede. he loves food
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<+Jigsy> I honestly rate the Emoji movie a ¬_¬ out of :>
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<RenegadePanther> like korea has those one toilets that spray water up your ass
<RenegadePanther> it feels weird
<RenegadePanther> but you like it... so you start to question things.
<RenegadePanther> on your return trip from Seoul, you realize, you may never have that feeling of asshole water again, and you become incomplaicent.
<RenegadePanther> after a short while of using the american Johnathan Crappers, you realize you dont feel the same on your old porcelain throne. partially because it doesn't plug into the wall.
<RenegadePanther> You constantly bounce back and fourth from hopeful optimism that you will be able to order one. and then, crippling pessimism when you realize you may not be worthy of korean asshole spraying toilets.
<RenegadePanther> After months of this way of american life, you settle into a manic state, wondering if other seat-like structures will provide the same experience, yet; it never happens. Friends and family start to get worried.
<RenegadePanther> You finally hit rock bottom; you go into a life of crime, trying to get a hold. Trying to find your way to south Korean asshole-spraying toilets.
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<@swight> man, CNN is depressing today - anchors are bursting into tears talking about Bourdain
<+tr3> yeah, i saw some stuff this morning about it
<+tr3> they were having a hard time talking
<@swight> was just listening to an anchor mention his daughter and she just full out cried
* +tr3 smacks swight
<+tr3> damn disc keeps skipping
<+tr3> playing the same segment over and over
* +tr3 pulls the plug
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<Thatnom> my mom gave me sex ed with 2 stuffies on my birthday in the gift shop
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<@Splunge> why does the scottie terrier have to destroy everything
<@Splunge> even stuff which should have been safe on my desk
<@Splunge> RIP Flexi octopus
<@Half> Because he's a terriorist.Comment: #tsc
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<Jigsy> I always hated learning Algebra in school. If I had to rate it, I'd give it X out of 10.
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<furrywolf> yes, it is. why, exactly, are you using it? your doctor may be able to prescribe you medication that can help with that...
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@KittyKatt | I'll describe the weather to you in the form of a haiku.
@KittyKatt | There are birds chirping
@KittyKatt | But my heater is broken
@KittyKatt | I am fucking cold
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<YelseyKing> ...every time I hear a car alarm, I fantasize about dropping a piano on said vehicle.
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<pholtos> Ted Nugent says Democrats should be shot like coyotes
<YelseyKing> Ted Nugent also said the kids protesting gun violence "have no soul". The guy is a lunatic.
<StriderHLC> Ted Nugent got out of Vietnam by shitting his pants for a week.
<StriderHLC> Just getting that out there.
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<pholtos> Have you seen that website, "Ted Cruz for Human President"?
<YelseyKing> That Ted Cruz is "human" is up for debate.
<StriderHLC> Remember the time he liked a porn tweet
<StriderHLC> (fun fact: every single picture of ted cruz is hilarious under the headline "Ted Cruz liked a porn tweet")
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<jonspw> what's wrong with irc?
<EricE> not a damn thing
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<KKT> Oh the board game box's rate is $19
<KKT> I guess length makes a big difference
<bildramer> no, girth
<Namelesswonder> angle of the dangle
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<Kite> Although Men are the default state and that's just a FACT
<Kite> I think people are born 51% male 49% female so :^)
<Cedric> I was born 100% male personally
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<Cinos> you can't spell success without succ
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<DEATH> Aaaahahahaha just had the best coding WTF moment ever
<DEATH> Better than cat-on-keyboard ones
<DEATH> Macbook suddenly started forcibly going to sleep in mid-work
<DEATH> Turns out, I was writing a debug routine with a thread sleeping + polling for a condition every 1 second, used Sleep(1000) which I *do* have declared somewhere as doing the same thing as on Windows, but forgot that the module I was doing this shit in was .m and therefore Obj-C without C++, which was calling some fucking implicitly declared C function instead of my thing, and putting the machine
<DEATH> to sleep.
<DEATH> So, if you accidentally copy Windows style Sleep(somenumber) to mac, in pure C mode rather than C++, it's going to put the machine to sleep.
<DEATH> And I thought I just broke the mac for a moment.
<DEATH> As amusing as a goatse sighting at 5 AM.
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