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#311471* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Richard: So
Richard: I bought a Playstation
Richard: Yesterday
Richard: Form Tesco
Richard: Got it delievered to a store
Richard: Went to get it today
Richard: I get there
Richard: They look for it
Richard: It was stolen
Richard: By the delievery guy
Richard: And replaced
Richard: With a garden chair
Richard: I thought they were fucking with me
Richard: But no
Richard: THey bought out a wrapped up chair
Richard: With a delivery label on it
Richard: That had been ripped off
Richard: and re-applied
Cranberrie: rofl
Richard: Phoned them up
Richard: And they will replace it
Richard: And deliver a new one to my work on wednesday
Richard: and hopefully
Richard: Get that guy fired
Cranberrie: hopefully
Cranberrie: did you get to keep the chair thou? :')
#311470* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<netfreak> i'm worried i'll accidentally be honest
<@Sour> lol
<Bob> Actually, that wasn't very funny.
<@Sour> Bob: shut up
<Bob> Sour i'm going to blow up a building
<@Sour> .......
<@Sour> wat
<@Sour> Bob is now legit scaring me
<Bob> haha. you're going to sleep now.
<@Sour> Bob: go away
<Bob> Actually was supposed to go on to fix this
<@Sour> Bob, would you kindly go away?
<Bob> Okay.
<▬▬ Bob (Bob@obfuscated) has quit (Connection closed)
<@Sour> I think Bob can rest for a little bit and hopefully come back less likely to commit a felony
Comment: Bob is a bot
#311469* (?/8) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Krock> linuxgeekbot isn't working right
<jcjordyn120> Krock: workin fine m8
<jcjordyn120> .roulette
* linuxgeekbot has kicked jcjordyn120 from ##forthenerds (BOOM!)
* jcjordyn120 (jcjordyn12@unaffiliated/jcjordyn120) has joined
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to jcjordyn120
<jcjordyn120> See.
#311468* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<AppAraat> this usb type a to type c bullshit is a *&^*&^#Q$(*& shitshow
* cheapie trims some parts out of that line
<cheapie> <AppAraat> usb type c is shit
<cheapie> Much better.
#311467* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Bill48105> hmm in case anyone needs it
<Bill48105> using Hurricane Electric
<Victorsueca> who names his brand Hurricane Electric?
<Victorsueca> mixing hurricanes and electricity sounds counterproductive
<Bill48105> lol
<Bill48105> yet powerful!
#311465* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<luisbg> leaving in 5
<bilboed> and luisbg showing once again his total disrespect for units
<luisbg> bilboed: 5 units!
<luisbg> 5 units of time
<bilboed> metric or imperial ?
<ystreet00> 5 elephants is a lot...
<bilboed> to cook ? yah
<bilboed> ystreet00, wait, you're vegetarian. *how* do you know how long it takes to cook an elephant ? Have you been hiding something all this time ?
<slomo> metric elephants?
<luisbg> yeah. they don't fit in the kitchen and keep bumping into each other while choping
<thaytan> chopin?
<luisbg> frederic
<ystreet00> you know, the composer?
<bilboed> Bach
<bilboed> to back
<thaytan> wait a minuet, I'm confused
<bilboed> coda time
<luisbg> the rest are debussy coding
<bilboed> I have a haendel on this
<bilboed> we are maybe puccini't a bit
<luisbg> going to start heading towards igalia before these keeps un-ravel-ing
<bilboed> cool
<bilboed> (io)
#311464* (?/10) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<SlickG> You know what I need to not do
<SlickG> purge a codebase and restart because it gets clunky
* the very next day...
<SlickG> time to purge this codebase
#311463* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
(revisiting gaming on Linux)
<twopt0> I was getting some pretty tearable tearing in Stardew Valley and when scrolling in Chrome. Google to the rescue.
<twopt0> Once again, Linux is totally ready for the desktop - for nerds who understand and are ok with this kind of stuff
<kialari> It's just a shame
<kialari> I wish we could have quality without Apple or Microsoft
<twopt0> I wish we could have quality WITH Apple or Microsoft
Comment: Unfortunately nobody's truly user-friendly
#311462* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<PeopleProgrammer> "(23:41:42) devi: pidgin isn't the most robust irc client"
<PeopleProgrammer> the last thing I saw as I turned on an option in pidgin and crashed my machine
#311461* (?/13) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
«~Lex» omg I've been using Microsoft Word all day and I JUST TRIED TO SAVE MY WORK ON IRC
#311457* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<SlickG> I know like... extremely little about AD
<SlickG> I tried to set up my Raspberry Pi as an AD DC using Raspian Linux.
<SlickG> Trust me that did not end well
<LtBrenton> ...
<SlickG> My desktop took 10 minutes to authenticate a login. Never again fuck that shit
#311455* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* @Zoinkity realizes the code for the ram controller was accidentally replaced with a memo about flower species and it's a total fluke it's been working at all
#311454* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Val> Oddish, holy fuck
<Val> I'm sitting, parked, on a dirt road in my cab. Call comes on the radio from dispatch, quote, "Who wants to do a pickup right now?"
<Val> I hit E to accept.
<Val> A Sadler - basically a Ford F-250 crew cab - rear-ends my taxi.
<Val> I guess I consented.
<Oddish> .....
#311451* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<sun[BEAM]> ··• Raccoon •·· german?
<sun[BEAM]> or Eng
<+Raccoon> ?
<sun[BEAM]> whats the main language here
<+Raccoon> The main language on the Internet is English.
<+Raccoon> You lost WWII.
<sun[BEAM]> okay
<sun[BEAM]> np
#311450* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<chiefDickhead> What makes me a rage: People on Grindr not showing up >(
<@aciou> chiefDickhead: that sucks
<@aciou> because you didn't get to
<@aciou> geddit
<chiefDickhead> yeah :( heheh
<chiefDickhead> should go to the gym instead
<@aciou> yeah, wait in the showers
<chiefDickhead> use all this testosterone for something
<@aciou> like ignoring the blisters on your knees
#311449* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<GiMP> pffft you guys couldn't have this
<Talgie> you're already hard to want, you don't need to play hard to get
#311448* (?/10) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Jake2> try holding your tongue and say truck 5 times fast!
<Talgie> no
<Jake2> its funny it sounds leik fuck lol
<Talgie> I'm gonna have a kid and name it after you
<Jake2> awww
<Talgie> and beat it
<Jake2> oh...
<Talgie> alot until its 17 and then give it up for adoption
<GiMP> I thought you said you're never gonna have kids
<Talgie> now you know why
#311447* (?/13) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Crusher> when I invited the top dozen or so botnets in here in 1997 it was empty
<tev> Where *did* the bots go?
<Crusher> tev: we opped them all, put them on bitch and the resulting -o+k+b+o... resulted in a network flood that not only completly split eFnet, but also melted blackend's primary router taking down Internet access to half of Arizona for around a week, which caused them to delink from eFnet till 2005
#311446* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<ednos> technically, I'm not pedantic
#311445* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Elleo> Snap election announced for 8th of June :/
<Elleo> can we just elect an AI?
<Elleo> preferably either the one that said "You look like a thing and I love you" or the one that invented the "Crimm Grunk Garlic Creas" recipe
<Mr_T> what about that one that proposed putting humans in people zoos?
<Mr_T> I'd like to hear more about that
<Elleo> I think that one won in the US
#311444* (?/9) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<tsimonq2> !info libqt5webkit5-dev experimental
<^8^> Package libqt5webkit5-dev does not exist in experimental
<tsimonq2> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu
<Menzador> tsimonq2: Kung? :)
<tsimonq2> Menzador: sshhhhhh I'm debugging :P
<Menzador> I didn't realise debugging meant yelling obscenities at Batty when figuring out the Debian developers were vacationing in an abandoned shopping mall about 75 km away from this lone palm tree that sits on the grave of Mustafa Kemal
<tsimonq2> ^^^^E%^E%$&^E%^^^^^^
<tsimonq2> lollllllllll
Comment: SonikkuAmerica -> Menzador
#311443* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Sohcahtoa> I don’t always use UTF-8, but when I do, I parse it as ASCII.
#311442* (?/9) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@Dom`> fucking JS and JS frameworks
<@Dom`> I don't know what I should do after this project
<@Rjx> yeah and webpack/babel/npm/grunt/loleverything
<@Dom`> haha
<@Rjx> write an emulator
<@Rjx> pretty good exercise imo
<@Dom`> nah, I need some money
<@Rjx> write an emulator and suck some dicks
<@Dom`> that'll do
<@Rjx> a glory hole would help
#311441* (?/10) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
«~T2norway» french people dont ask questions
«~T2norway» they demand answers
«~Lex» do you know what the french word for "ask" is
«~T2norway» nope
«~Lex» "demander"
«~T2norway» HAHAHAHHAHAHA
«~T2norway» A M A Z I N G
#311439* (?/9) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Zo> Then again I'd eat a tarantula leg for money, so I'm not one to base picky standards on, my selection of companionship excluded, of course.
<Talgie> As in present company we must taste a certain way?
<Zo> No, although I'm sure you taste just fine, Talgie, stop being self conscious
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