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<@vistas> you can invent anything at all regardless of defiance of physics or whatever
<@vistas> what would you invent that could make you a million dollars overnight
<lakembra> A million dollar bill
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<GiMP> who the eff names themselves a moron its like a big target
<GiMP> like why give the enemy the chance?
<Talgie> this isn't war lol
<GiMP> hey moron
<GiMP> oh this gonna be fun...
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<Corn> but the Polish are a conspiracy by the French
<Corn> When your nation is well-known for surrender and failure at war, the only option is to create a new country to be even worse than you
<Corn> And, in fact, the French have a time machine that enables them to accomplish just that
<Corn> Unfortunately, it can only be operated sober
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(after freenode accidentally K-lined most of the network)
<kline> no users, no spam, right?
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< kline> turns out a cidr mask of `/i` is wider than you'd think
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<Lycan> ffmpeg is the sound you make when you eat noodles?
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<Two_Dogs> ButterFly: how to start user-service cinnamon-session
<@ButterFly> cinnamon-session [-a|--autostart=DIR] [--session=SESSION] [--failsafe|-f] [--debug] [--whale]
<Brutus> i know cinnamon is a bit big, but calling it a --whale ?
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< skalnik> Why would someone judge you for ordering a basket of bacon?
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<+Kawa> She sucks as if your dick is a caprisun
<@GIGA-DEATH> After stabbing it with a straw?
<@GIGA-DEATH> And tearing it open because those damn straws never go in right?
<@GIGA-DEATH> Jesus fuck, Kawa.
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* Chloe gets a lightbulb moment, although due to current head state, it's a bad capactitive dropper based led with lots of flickering
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<CapnBeeb> my dad is asking how to disable an adblocker
<CapnBeeb> on a fucking XP machine
<CapnBeeb> YOU DON'T
<CapnBeeb> YOU DONKEY
<PimpDrakulasCastle> oh man that sounds like the express train to good decisions
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Alan: people are seriously leaving after only being here 2 hours? lol
Matthew: 2 hours? I came it at 7:40 :-P
Alan: You are not normal for engineering lol
Matthew: *sigh* I'm not normal for a lot of things.
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<JFK911> try this out sometime
<JFK911> the propane regulator fits on an acetylene bottle
<JFK911> this should make everything just work better
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<Kawa> $8ball Is GreyMario a miserable sack of shit?
<Cynthia> Kawa: it is certain.
<GreyMaria> $8ball Are you rigged to give "affirmative" answers 90% of the time?
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: signs point to no.
<Kawa> This is truth.
<GreyMaria> $8ball So it's a fair chance?
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: it is a mystery.
<GreyMaria> $8ball So what you're telling me is you're just a prick, right?
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: ask again later.
<GreyMaria> $8ball Do you ENJOY proving my points with dismissive remarks?
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: what if it isn't?
<z-byte> $8ball Does life despise GreyMaria?
<Cynthia> z-byte: signs point to yes.
<GreyMaria> $8ball Was that a dismissive remark?
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: concentrate and ask again.
* GreyMaria turns Cynthia upside down
<GreyMaria> $8ball What about Kawa? Do you hate him?
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: it is a mystery.
<GreyMaria> $8ball Are you TRYING to piss me off?
<GreyMaria> $8ball Well?
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: my reply is -- ooh, shiny!
* GreyMaria facepalms
<GreyMaria> Fuck it.
* GreyMaria flops on a pile of gold coins
<GreyMaria> $8ball This is pyrite formed into coin shapes, isn't it.
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: you may rely on it.
<z-byte> $8ball Do people immediately dismiss GreyMaria as bullshit?
<Cynthia> z-byte: yes.
<GreyMaria> I have never seen an 8-ball with such a fucking attitude.
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<GreyMaria> fucking timezones, how do they work?
<Kawa> When one timezone loves another timezone very much...
<Kawa> (and I do mean VERY much)
<Marzen64> They have sex and create jetlag.
<Kawa> Yes, thank you Matt.
<GreyMaria> That... explains...
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is it just a law of nature: the person who could most quickly complete a given project necessarily works on some other, more important project
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<Lex> imagine if humans had butts on the front of our bodies instead of the back
<Fazer> confession: i do that all the time
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Richard: I bought a Playstation
Richard: Form Tesco
Richard: Got it delievered to a store
Richard: Went to get it today
Richard: I get there
Richard: They look for it
Richard: It was stolen
Richard: By the delievery guy
Richard: And replaced
Richard: With a garden chair
Richard: I thought they were fucking with me
Richard: But no
Richard: THey bought out a wrapped up chair
Richard: With a delivery label on it
Richard: That had been ripped off
Richard: and re-applied
Richard: Phoned them up
Richard: And they will replace it
Richard: And deliver a new one to my work on wednesday
Richard: and hopefully
Richard: Get that guy fired
Cranberrie: did you get to keep the chair thou? :')
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<netfreak> i'm worried i'll accidentally be honest
<Bob> Actually, that wasn't very funny.
<@Sour> Bob: shut up
<Bob> Sour i'm going to blow up a building
<@Sour> Bob is now legit scaring me
<Bob> haha. you're going to sleep now.
<@Sour> Bob: go away
<Bob> Actually was supposed to go on to fix this
<@Sour> Bob, would you kindly go away?
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<@Sour> I think Bob can rest for a little bit and hopefully come back less likely to commit a felonyComment: Bob is a bot
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<Krock> linuxgeekbot isn't working right
<jcjordyn120> Krock: workin fine m8
* linuxgeekbot has kicked jcjordyn120 from ##forthenerds (BOOM!)
* jcjordyn120 (jcjordyn12@unaffiliated/jcjordyn120) has joined
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<AppAraat> this usb type a to type c bullshit is a *&^*&^#Q$(*& shitshow
* cheapie trims some parts out of that line
<cheapie> <AppAraat> usb type c is shit
<cheapie> Much better.
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<Bill48105> hmm in case anyone needs it
<Bill48105> using Hurricane Electric
<Victorsueca> who names his brand Hurricane Electric?
<Victorsueca> mixing hurricanes and electricity sounds counterproductive
<Bill48105> yet powerful!
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<luisbg> leaving in 5
<bilboed> and luisbg showing once again his total disrespect for units
<luisbg> bilboed: 5 units!
<luisbg> 5 units of time
<bilboed> metric or imperial ?
<ystreet00> 5 elephants is a lot...
<bilboed> to cook ? yah
<bilboed> ystreet00, wait, you're vegetarian. *how* do you know how long it takes to cook an elephant ? Have you been hiding something all this time ?
<slomo> metric elephants?
<luisbg> yeah. they don't fit in the kitchen and keep bumping into each other while choping
<ystreet00> you know, the composer?
<bilboed> to back
<thaytan> wait a minuet, I'm confused
<bilboed> coda time
<luisbg> the rest are debussy coding
<bilboed> I have a haendel on this
<bilboed> we are maybe puccini't a bit
<luisbg> going to start heading towards igalia before these keeps un-ravel-ing
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<SlickG> You know what I need to not do
<SlickG> purge a codebase and restart because it gets clunky
* the very next day...
<SlickG> time to purge this codebase
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(revisiting gaming on Linux)
<twopt0> I was getting some pretty tearable tearing in Stardew Valley and when scrolling in Chrome. Google to the rescue.
<twopt0> Once again, Linux is totally ready for the desktop - for nerds who understand and are ok with this kind of stuff
<kialari> It's just a shame
<kialari> I wish we could have quality without Apple or Microsoft
<twopt0> I wish we could have quality WITH Apple or MicrosoftComment: Unfortunately nobody's truly user-friendly
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