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<+BMF54123> I was working on a Chinese tank game today that has its trigger switches held in by two thin plastic posts
<+BMF54123> naturally, they break
<+BMF54123> all the Chinese import games we have are literal fire hazards
<+BMF54123> as in, one actually did catch fireComment: irc://irc.badnik.zone/#tcrf
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<graspee> fucking ipod shuffled onto guided meditation track and i fell asleep at the keyboard
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Xhiel: OH MY GOD
Xhiel: so these's an online company that make mini bricks for construction stuff
Xhiel: and there's a reddit thread where a poster said he once masturbated used a miniature brick anally
Xhiel: and it got stuck inside, so he had to literally shit a brick
Xhiel: so someone links the website that makes tiny bricks
Xhiel: and the owner notices all the traffic
Xhiel: and tracks the fucking thread down
Xhiel: AND POSTS A 30% DISCOUNT CODE
Xhiel: AND THE GOD DAMNED CODE WORKS
Xhiel: I can't right now
Xhiel: I have lost my ability to even
Xhiel: AND HIS COMMENT IS GUILDED
Xhiel: THAT'S IT
Xhiel: I"M DONE
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<Allen_Oaks> how's the bitcoin trading going?
<Allen_Oaks> Whos got an antminer
<raccoon> Dunno. Too busy watching porn
<Allen_Oaks> i always feel bad after watching porn
<raccoon> especially the ones with dogs in them
<Allen_Oaks> it's raccoon what the fuck!
<Allen_Oaks> it's you again!
<Allen_Oaks> you SICK FUCK!
<raccoon> lol, hi
<Allen_Oaks> i didn't even look at your name until now
<Allen_Oaks> now i have to leave
<Allen_Oaks> we had this conversation before, when i told you to die of cancer
<raccoon> i'm still here
<Allen_Oaks> GO AWAY!
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<hppavilion1> You know, normal filesystems are woefully insufficient to properly organize a porn folder
<hppavilion1> Which is why I locally run an entire MediaWiki installation to have proper control over the sorting of media
hppavilion1> I'm sure people think that this is a joke
<hppavilion1> But no, I have XAMPP running locally.
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Hoffman: USB is a cable, not a plant
Hoffman: its not even greenComment: ##politics on Freenode
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<theblazehen> I should really learn perl sometime
<andrewlsd> ^ that's what he sed
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Emmy: Physics doesn't make any sense anymore
Jeremy: Did it ever even make sense before?
Thanatos: As in, a physics class no longer makes sense, or you just witnessed a monopole molecule?
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<Dustin> The topic is too long anyway.
<Dustin> And it would need to something fancy.
* ChanServ has changed topic for #codelove to: "Do things well. Cut the fat."
<Yossarian> 'Do things'
<thetawork> all night long
*** Mode #codelove +o Dustin by ChanServ
* Dustin has changed topic for #codelove to: ""
<Dustin> Fat cut.
<[R]> PerfectComment: #codelove on slashnet
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Harry: Just spent like 4 hrs packaging an app for windows. This is how I imagine US hostage negotiators feel after working for a week with no sleep deciding which Guantanamo prisoner will do the least damage to give back to al quaeda all because some shitty asshole American tourist wanted to take a funny selfie
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< cokesme> does anyone else think this /!\ looks like the road as you drive down it
< loliponi> wow you are an ascii art pro
< loliponi> with your perspective shortening
< mike_pizza> cokesme: that's fucken brilliant
< crowell> rad
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<snb> lol somebody just posted on my sister's facebook: "Happy birthday! I hope it's a great day and a terrific year for you"
<snb> i want to reply
<snb> "she's been dead for 7 years"
<underscore> well in that regard snb it sounds like she had a year free from troubles
<snb> this is true
<snb> i just think it's funny that whoever this person is didn't get the memo at any point in the past 7 years
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<Techman> I appreciate the help SaberUK and Viper gave me a few months ago
<Techman> Finally got my foot in the door for writing C++, and using the Anope API
<Techman> I don't remember what Cronus taught me, if anything at all
<Cronus> to know when to shut your fucking mouth
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<worf_> Modular bay options: 2nd battery, 2nd hard disk drive, Blu-ray Disc\u2122 Triple Writer, DVD Super Multi, Weight saver
<worf_> wtf is a "weight saver" .. and more importantly, how the hell does that work
<hrm> worf_: it saves weight by basically not having anything in the bay?
<zero> it's a dummy slot, empty i'd assume
<hrm> or possibly filled with helium gas to make it float
<zero> that was my second though as well :D
<worf_> it has an empty slot with nothing but a cover, yes
<worf_> but how the hell do you come up with "weight saver" as a name for "nothing"?!
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<@DigDug> so hypospeaking, lets say you accidebtally type your pw into the $ prompt
<@DigDug> rm bash_history
<@DigDug> asking for a friend
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<Taerom> shopping for houses sucks here
<Taerom> so overpriced
<Taerom> DellGuy, when are you going to buy a house and have a picket fence and a bunch of little dellbrats running around?
<DellGuy> i dont know
<DellGuy> is expensive
<Taerom> it is
<Taerom> it's pretty overrated in a lot of ways too
<Taerom> I don't generally recommend it
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<DrMcCoy> $ mv clone2728 droid2727
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<DrMcCoy> Well, that's not quite what I wanted :P
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<Farmboy0> DrMcCoy: you certainly have a way with people ^^
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<RIDDL3R> Does anyone know which page in the Bible it explains how to turn water into wine?Comment: #4chan on Dalnet
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phobos: Windows gave a BSOD while installing the nvidia-drivers, so I blew it away and installed Linux.
Silver_Fox: Sure. I rebuild the house too when the fridge fails.
phobos: If the house were designed and built by Microsoft, you'd have to.
Silver_Fox has left this server.
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16:03:45 <+Dom`> It's gonna take me 3 hours to publish this stupidi website
16:04:23 <@homerj> WHAT YEAR IS IT?
16:04:40 <@stereo_> 1937
16:04:50 <@normod> I don't think you're web developing right if your web pages are 30MB
16:05:16 <+Dom`> MVC
16:05:20 <+Dom`> the whole project is 200 MB
16:05:21 <+Dom`> :/
16:06:37 <@normod> ...
16:06:47 <+Dom`> what
16:14:38 <+clockwork> it's to keep dialup users out
16:14:57 < ohgeetee> why would they discriminate against slovenia like that
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<Helix_Mouse> breadsticks are delicious
<Helix_Mouse> I want a breadstick
<MilesGates> Whats the magic word?
<Helix_Mouse> accio breadstick
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* vens is now known as venz
<aciou> this is the internet equivalent of turning your cap backwards
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<Reedy> guillom: I'm in Oslo
<Reedy> He knows full well what I mean.
<marktraceur> TMI Reedy
<Reedy> Oslo isn't a person
<Emufarmers> The Osle of Man
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<hi> Hi Headache - aciou thinks you need a real name
<aciou> headache's name is fine
<Headache> I do?
<aciou> i think you need a real name, hi
<hi> Just me then :(
<aciou> nobody else is called good_morning
<aciou> or greetings
ⓘ Headache is now known as good_morning
ⓘ Norse_meeting is now known as Greetings
<aciou> i fucking hate you fuckers
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<Guest85751> cool - ima go - bye
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<Norse_meeting> worst haiku ever
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