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#311540* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Ol' Larry Ellison is like EA Games... they see something good and profitable, buy it, fly it straight into the ground, wait for the fire to die, then expect people to want to buy the carcass...
#311539* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<dgriffi> some whackadoodle is putting antivax screeds into stuff at a Babies R Us store down in Lynwood
<Silent700> I think VMS is a little advanced for infants
<dgriffi> heh
<Branes> Yeah, they're still in nappies so they get pee dee pee.
<qu1j0t3> *groan*
<qu1j0t3> they can yell in all eight registers, that's for sure
#311538* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@Rjx> I think you should be able to get extra votes for every person you manage to kill on election day
#311535* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<wastrel> did you ever see that movie "toy story"
<wastrel> did you know they named all the characters after debian releases
<DarkPsydeLord> wheres woody?
<wastrel> iono
<phunyguy> lol
<DarkPsydeLord> wheres buzz?
<phunyguy> there was a Woody... a Sarge... I can't remember all of them off the top of my head.
<wastrel> your dumb and bad
<phunyguy> oh.
<Ben64> buzz, rex, bo, hamm, slink, potato, woody, sarge, etch, lenny, squeeze, wheezy, jessie, stretch, buster, bullseye
<Ben64> *mind blown*
<Ben64> "Debian's unstable trunk is named after Sid, a character who regularly destroyed the toys."
<Ben64> :O
<phunyguy> sid was a bad kid.  like wastrel
<phunyguy> btw, you can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.
* phunyguy backs away slowly because it was a terrible joke.
<wastrel> your dumb and bad
<phunyguy> my dumb and bad what?
<wastrel> face
<wastrel> hahaha
<phunyguy> lawl.
<phunyguy> you got me good, I guess.
<wastrel> that's what you get for making fun of debian
Comment: #ubuntu-offtopic @ freenode
#311532* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Shi-dublin> and face it, if cartoons were real yo ass would be 100% rizelmine
<Shi-dublin> big monster flappin titties
<Lastair> if cartoons were real i'd be like a ren and stimpy grossout closeup except it would never zoom back out
#311531* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<pflanze> in any case, I can see why you changed your userid from ``bigassniggaonascooterdrinkingcaprisun`` before launching the business
#311530* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Archduke> i fucked a girl in a graveyard on saturday
<plaque> was the body warm at least?
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#311529* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<ntnix> " it's suspected that Terri Schiavo's initial cardiac arrest was caused by electrolyte imbalance due to an extreme liquid diet."
<ntnix> Electrolytes are what vegetables crave
#311524* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@Liliana> I only know German and English, I learned French in school but forgot everything by now :<
* @nwh_work can speak English, Blemish, and Tarnish, and he's slowly learning Peevish as well
<@nwh_work> Tried taking an introductory Dervish course, but I failed. Too much whirling.
#311522* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Viper168mob> I thought the name of this creepy guy just drove over was kind of unusual
<Viper168mob> I thought it might have something to do with kegs of alcohol in the creek
<Viper168mob> But didn't guess bootleggers
<esialb> dat voice recognition is even worse than dat handwriting recognition
<Viper168mob> Yeah I said the name of this Creek I just drove over
<Viper168mob> I didn't catch that one before I sent it
<esialb> "this creek i just" --> "this creepy guy just"
<ydem> love the creepy guy interpretation
<Viper168mob> Yeah it really Goetz abstract sometimes
<Viper168mob> And there you go
#311521* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Rjx> why are 12 year olds on reddit
<Rjx> they should get on irc and hang out with convicted sex offenders like a normal kid
#311519* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Maali> too bad my tinder profile says it too 'trianglist in kewlers'
<visy> Maali: why are you not drowning in <preferred sex organ>
<GargajCNS> cos he cant bend down that far
#311518* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Talgie> I don't buy iphones cause they always die as soon as a new one comes out
<ciara> ya instead you got a flip phone, the old bangers you can hear when you hang up on someon
<Talgie> Facts you know when its over
<ciara> i miss that, sometimes i wanna call you just so you can hang up on me
#311517* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
-!- nikisaku has joined #depression
-!- Topic for #depression: The channel where Kipe is too slow to answer to antino who is fast to leave. :P
[Users #depression]
[@^Kipe] [@_Kipe^] [@Bootes] [ nikisaku]
-!- Irssi: #depression: Total of 4 nicks [3 ops, 0 halfops, 0 voices, 1 normal]
-!- Irssi: Join to #depression was synced in 1 secs
< nikisaku> wow, k
< nikisaku> i didn't expect this # to exist
< nikisaku> i was thinking that it would be perfectly funny when #depression would consist of 1 person but 3 bots and 1 person is way better
#311515* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<NekoEd> Rest assured I will not be showing up to buy a computer naked
#311514* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Nomikos> To celebrate Rube Goldberg day, I have used a webserver to trigger a script (via another webserver) that moves the mouse to the right a bunch of times and then centers it
<Nomikos> requesting the url from the Windows machine makes the focus switch to the Mac
<Nomikos> on Windows, of course, it's triggered with a keycombo'd AutoHotkeys script
<Nomikos> I have wasted about two hours so that I don't have to move my hands away from the keyboard to wiggle the mouse one screen over
<Nomikos> s/wiggle/move/
#311513* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<haq_> yo if your shit doesn't have a seizure warning on it i'm not interested
<haq_> i don't care if it's a video game, a television show, or a bag of candy
<haq_> that's my new standard
<haq_> 'may cause undesired or harmful neural function'
<custo> hahahaha
<zeph_> "Sir, it's a toilet."
<zeph_> "WhAT KIND OF HARMFUL EFFECTS WILL THIS PRODUCT HAVE ON MY CHILD??"
<haq_> i'm getting ready to watch '10 HOURS BANNED CARTOON SEGMENT' on youtube with one of these noninvasive cranial magnetic stimulator hats and a pile of Alf-shaped pills I found in my great uncle's old guitar case
#311511* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<GiMP> Ya it's alright, I was never close to her
<Talgie> Well still I am sorry about your cunt
<Talgie> AUNT AUNT AUNT FUCKING PHONE IRC AUTO GODDAM CORRECT!
<GiMP> Nah my cunt is just fine, functioning as usual. Actually used it last night
<Kard> TMI!!!!
<Talgie> well thank god for small favors, and apparently Kard is gay
#311502* (?/40) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
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<DracoTrapnet> oops
* DracoTrapnet plugs that back in.
#311500* (?/37) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
[15:09:53] <BenA>Apropo of yesterday, which concert cost 45cents?  50 cents, featuring nickelback.
#311497* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* moron_man has joined #gens
<GiMP> who the eff names themselves a moron its like a big target
<GiMP> like why give the enemy the chance?
<Talgie> this isn't war lol
<GiMP> hey moron
<moron_man> what
<jake2> ya?
<GiMP> oh this gonna be fun...
#311496* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Corn> No
<Corn> but the Polish are a conspiracy by the French
<Corn> When your nation is well-known for surrender and failure at war, the only option is to create a new country to be even worse than you
<Corn> And, in fact, the French have a time machine that enables them to accomplish just that
<Corn> Unfortunately, it can only be operated sober
#311495* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
(after freenode accidentally K-lined most of the network)
<kline> no users, no spam, right?
#311494* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< kline> turns out a cidr mask of `/i` is wider than you'd think
#311490* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Lycan> ffmpeg is the sound you make when you eat noodles?
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