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#311513* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<haq_> yo if your shit doesn't have a seizure warning on it i'm not interested
<haq_> i don't care if it's a video game, a television show, or a bag of candy
<haq_> that's my new standard
<haq_> 'may cause undesired or harmful neural function'
<custo> hahahaha
<zeph_> "Sir, it's a toilet."
<zeph_> "WhAT KIND OF HARMFUL EFFECTS WILL THIS PRODUCT HAVE ON MY CHILD??"
<haq_> i'm getting ready to watch '10 HOURS BANNED CARTOON SEGMENT' on youtube with one of these noninvasive cranial magnetic stimulator hats and a pile of Alf-shaped pills I found in my great uncle's old guitar case
#311511* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<GiMP> Ya it's alright, I was never close to her
<Talgie> Well still I am sorry about your cunt
<Talgie> AUNT AUNT AUNT FUCKING PHONE IRC AUTO GODDAM CORRECT!
<GiMP> Nah my cunt is just fine, functioning as usual. Actually used it last night
<Kard> TMI!!!!
<Talgie> well thank god for small favors, and apparently Kard is gay
#311502* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
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<DracoTrapnet> oops
* DracoTrapnet plugs that back in.
#311500* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
[15:09:53] <BenA>Apropo of yesterday, which concert cost 45cents?  50 cents, featuring nickelback.
#311497* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* moron_man has joined #gens
<GiMP> who the eff names themselves a moron its like a big target
<GiMP> like why give the enemy the chance?
<Talgie> this isn't war lol
<GiMP> hey moron
<moron_man> what
<jake2> ya?
<GiMP> oh this gonna be fun...
#311496* (?/13) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Corn> No
<Corn> but the Polish are a conspiracy by the French
<Corn> When your nation is well-known for surrender and failure at war, the only option is to create a new country to be even worse than you
<Corn> And, in fact, the French have a time machine that enables them to accomplish just that
<Corn> Unfortunately, it can only be operated sober
#311495* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
(after freenode accidentally K-lined most of the network)
<kline> no users, no spam, right?
#311494* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< kline> turns out a cidr mask of `/i` is wider than you'd think
#311490* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Lycan> ffmpeg is the sound you make when you eat noodles?
#311488* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Two_Dogs> ButterFly: how to start user-service cinnamon-session
<@ButterFly> cinnamon-session [-a|--autostart=DIR] [--session=SESSION] [--failsafe|-f] [--debug] [--whale]
<Brutus> i know cinnamon is a bit big, but calling it a --whale ?
#311484* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< skalnik> Why would someone judge you for ordering a basket of bacon?
#311483* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+Kawa> She sucks as if your dick is a caprisun
<@GIGA-DEATH> After stabbing it with a straw?
<@GIGA-DEATH> And tearing it open because those damn straws never go in right?
<+Kawa> YES.
<@GIGA-DEATH> Jesus fuck, Kawa.
#311482* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* Chloe gets a lightbulb moment, although due to current head state, it's a bad capactitive dropper based led with lots of flickering
#311479* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<CapnBeeb> cripes
<CapnBeeb> my dad is asking how to disable an adblocker
<CapnBeeb> on a fucking XP machine
<CapnBeeb> YOU DON'T
<CapnBeeb> EVER
<CapnBeeb> YOU DONKEY
<PimpDrakulasCastle> oh man that sounds like the express train to good decisions
#311478* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Alan: people are seriously leaving after only being here 2 hours? lol
Matthew: 2 hours? I came it at 7:40 :-P
Alan: You are not normal for engineering lol
Matthew: *sigh* I'm not normal for a lot of things.
#311476* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<JFK911> try this out sometime
<JFK911> the propane regulator fits on an acetylene bottle
<JFK911> this should make everything just work better
#311475* (?/42) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Kawa> $8ball Is GreyMario a miserable sack of shit?
<Cynthia> Kawa: it is certain.
<GreyMaria> $8ball Are you rigged to give "affirmative" answers 90% of the time?
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: signs point to no.
<GreyMaria> ...
<Kawa> This is truth.
<Nicole> lol
<GreyMaria> $8ball So it's a fair chance?
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: it is a mystery.
<GreyMaria> $8ball So what you're telling me is you're just a prick, right?
<Kawa> :D
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: ask again later.
<GreyMaria> $8ball Do you ENJOY proving my points with dismissive remarks?
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: what if it isn't?
<Kawa> XD
<z-byte> $8ball Does life despise GreyMaria?
<Cynthia> z-byte: signs point to yes.
<GreyMaria> $8ball Was that a dismissive remark?
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: concentrate and ask again.
<GreyMaria> ...
* GreyMaria turns Cynthia upside down
<GreyMaria> $8ball What about Kawa? Do you hate him?
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: it is a mystery.
<GreyMaria> $8ball Are you TRYING to piss me off?
<GreyMaria> ...
<GreyMaria> $8ball Well?
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: my reply is -- ooh, shiny!
* GreyMaria facepalms
<GreyMaria> Fuck it.
* GreyMaria flops on a pile of gold coins
<GreyMaria> ...
<GreyMaria> $8ball This is pyrite formed into coin shapes, isn't it.
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: you may rely on it.
<GreyMaria> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu
<Kawa> XD
<z-byte> $8ball Do people immediately dismiss GreyMaria as bullshit?
<Cynthia> z-byte: yes.
<GreyMaria> I have never seen an 8-ball with such a fucking attitude.
#311474* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<GreyMaria> fucking timezones, how do they work?
<Kawa> Well
<Kawa> When one timezone loves another timezone very much...
<Kawa> (and I do mean VERY much)
<Marzen64> They have sex and create jetlag.
<GreyMaria> ...
<Kawa> Yes, thank you Matt.
<GreyMaria> That... explains...
<GreyMaria> EVERYTHING!
#311473* (?/37) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
is it just a law of nature: the person who could most quickly complete a given project necessarily works on some other, more important project
#311472* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Lex> imagine if humans had butts on the front of our bodies instead of the back
<Fazer> confession: i do that all the time
#311471* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Richard: So
Richard: I bought a Playstation
Richard: Yesterday
Richard: Form Tesco
Richard: Got it delievered to a store
Richard: Went to get it today
Richard: I get there
Richard: They look for it
Richard: It was stolen
Richard: By the delievery guy
Richard: And replaced
Richard: With a garden chair
Richard: I thought they were fucking with me
Richard: But no
Richard: THey bought out a wrapped up chair
Richard: With a delivery label on it
Richard: That had been ripped off
Richard: and re-applied
Cranberrie: rofl
Richard: Phoned them up
Richard: And they will replace it
Richard: And deliver a new one to my work on wednesday
Richard: and hopefully
Richard: Get that guy fired
Cranberrie: hopefully
Cranberrie: did you get to keep the chair thou? :')
#311470* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<netfreak> i'm worried i'll accidentally be honest
<@Sour> lol
<Bob> Actually, that wasn't very funny.
<@Sour> Bob: shut up
<Bob> Sour i'm going to blow up a building
<@Sour> .......
<@Sour> wat
<@Sour> Bob is now legit scaring me
<Bob> haha. you're going to sleep now.
<@Sour> Bob: go away
<Bob> Actually was supposed to go on to fix this
<@Sour> Bob, would you kindly go away?
<Bob> Okay.
<▬▬ Bob (Bob@obfuscated) has quit (Connection closed)
<@Sour> I think Bob can rest for a little bit and hopefully come back less likely to commit a felony
Comment: Bob is a bot
#311469* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Krock> linuxgeekbot isn't working right
<jcjordyn120> Krock: workin fine m8
<jcjordyn120> .roulette
* linuxgeekbot has kicked jcjordyn120 from ##forthenerds (BOOM!)
* jcjordyn120 (jcjordyn12@unaffiliated/jcjordyn120) has joined
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<jcjordyn120> See.
#311468* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<AppAraat> this usb type a to type c bullshit is a *&^*&^#Q$(*& shitshow
* cheapie trims some parts out of that line
<cheapie> <AppAraat> usb type c is shit
<cheapie> Much better.
#311467* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Bill48105> hmm in case anyone needs it
<Bill48105> using Hurricane Electric
<Victorsueca> who names his brand Hurricane Electric?
<Victorsueca> mixing hurricanes and electricity sounds counterproductive
<Bill48105> lol
<Bill48105> yet powerful!
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