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#311591* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@swight> man, CNN is depressing today - anchors are bursting into tears talking about Bourdain
<@swight> url/3d-printed-house-concrete-the-netherlands-van-wijnen/
<+tr3> yeah, i saw some stuff this morning about it
<+tr3> they were having a hard time talking
<@swight> was just listening to an anchor mention his daughter and she just full out cried
<@swight> url/3d-printed-house-concrete-the-netherlands-van-wijnen/
* +tr3 smacks swight
<+tr3> damn disc keeps skipping
<+tr3> playing the same segment over and over
<@swight> lol
<@swight> url/3d-printed-house-concrete-the-netherlands-van-wijnen/
<@swight> url/3d-printed-house-concrete-the-netherlands-van-wijnen/
<@swight> url/3d-printed-house-concrete-the-netherlands-van-wijnen/
* +tr3 pulls the plug
* @swight has left #geekissues
Comment: #geekissues EFNet
#311590* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Thatnom> my mom gave me sex ed with 2 stuffies on my birthday in the gift shop
#311588* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@Splunge> grrrrr
<@Splunge> why does the scottie terrier have to destroy everything
<@Splunge> even stuff which should have been safe on my desk
<@Splunge> RIP Flexi octopus
<@Half> Because he's a terriorist.
Comment: #tsc
#311586* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Jigsy> I always hated learning Algebra in school. If I had to rate it, I'd give it X out of 10.
#311584* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<yuken> I'm using javascript right now, it's absolutely garbage.
<furrywolf> yes, it is.  why, exactly, are you using it?  your doctor may be able to prescribe you medication that can help with that...
#311582* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
@KittyKatt | I'll describe the weather to you in the form of a haiku.
@KittyKatt | There are birds chirping
@KittyKatt | But my heater is broken
@KittyKatt | I am fucking cold
#311580* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<YelseyKing> ...every time I hear a car alarm, I fantasize about dropping a piano on said vehicle.
#311579* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<pholtos> Ted Nugent says Democrats should be shot like coyotes
<YelseyKing> Ted Nugent also said the kids protesting gun violence "have no soul". The guy is a lunatic.
<StriderHLC> Ted Nugent got out of Vietnam by shitting his pants for a week.
<StriderHLC> Just getting that out there.
#311578* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<pholtos> Have you seen that website, "Ted Cruz for Human President"?
<YelseyKing> That Ted Cruz is "human" is up for debate.
<StriderHLC> Remember the time he liked a porn tweet
<YelseyKing> omg
<StriderHLC> (fun fact: every single picture of ted cruz is hilarious under the headline "Ted Cruz liked a porn tweet")
#311575* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<jonspw> what's wrong with irc?
<EricE> not a damn thing
#311574* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<KKT> Oh the board game box's rate is $19
<KKT> I guess length makes a big difference
<bildramer> no, girth
<Namelesswonder> angle of the dangle
#311573* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Kite> Although Men are the default state and that's just a FACT
<Kite> I think people are born 51% male 49% female so :^)
<Cedric> I was born 100% male personally
#311571* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Cinos> you can't spell success without succ
#311570* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<DEATH> Aaaahahahaha just had the best coding WTF moment ever
<DEATH> Better than cat-on-keyboard ones
<DEATH> Macbook suddenly started forcibly going to sleep in mid-work
<DEATH> Turns out, I was writing a debug routine with a thread sleeping + polling for a condition every 1 second, used Sleep(1000) which I *do* have declared somewhere as doing the same thing as on Windows, but forgot that the module I was doing this shit in was .m and therefore Obj-C without C++, which was calling some fucking implicitly declared C function instead of my thing, and putting the machine
<DEATH> to sleep.
<Case> nice
<zao> :D
<DEATH> So, if you accidentally copy Windows style Sleep(somenumber) to mac, in pure C mode rather than C++, it's going to put the machine to sleep.
<DEATH> And I thought I just broke the mac for a moment.
<DEATH> As amusing as a goatse sighting at 5 AM.
#311569* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
BadSpoon: I want a job in IT
but I don't want a job in IT
because when you get one, you find out that everyone else is fucking stupid
#311567* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Darkness has joined
< MrSmurfing> Hello Darkness my old friend
< Darkness> I have a boyfriend
Darkness has left
#311566* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* lilly_the_kitty tweaks one of Binding_Angel's wings
<TungstenCarbide> that's not a wing.
<lilly_the_kitty> Who are you to say such?
<TungstenCarbide> I'm a professional wing identifier with a doctorate in wing identification.
#311565* (?/10) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<toxik> jomi: vill du köpa bitcoins
<stevuu> bitcoins are so 2016
<toxik> a lot like your hairline
#311563* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Benny-G> o/ Someday, love will find you... o/
* Silverfur hides love in Russian's bed
<Russian> I'll wash the sheets
<Silverfur> i think it got into the mattress
#311562* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<cheapie>   My left rear tire decided it didn't want to be a tire any more.
<Sunberry>  Oh dear. What does it identify as now?
<cheapie>   Random rubber bits on the road, I think.
<Sunberry>  I hope you've decided to respect its choice and remove it from your car
#311561* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
figa2003: caterfxo: running it is like idk an orgasm. You'll see a '90 computer run smooth like it was an i7
caterfxo lols
figa2003: caterfxo: as long as you don't try to open internet
figa2003: caterfxo: internet kills dreams
figa2003: Internet kills everything
figa2003: Privacy, friendships, fun, reality, happiness, money... I don't want to live in '2xxx :(
#311560* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<mechanicjay> Remember folks, it's okay to be a mother fucker, as long as it's someone else's mother.
<joe_z> your own grandmother is OK then?
#311558* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Mr_X> if anyone here has a android please pm me ok?
<blkshp> Data is offline at the moment
<Menzador> Shoot, I turned off the Human-Cyborg Relations module on my C-3PO to have it serviced by my local Tatooine Electronics dealer...
Comment: ##chat on irc.freenode.net ( Freenode )
#311553* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<soakingbook> i masturbated in such a way that my orgasm was perfectly timed with the new year.
<umbrifex> coming in with the new year
<soakingbook> yes.
#311552* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<butt0ns> I didn't say sucking dick for bitcoins was a good business model, just that it happens
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