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<luisbg> leaving in 5
<bilboed> and luisbg showing once again his total disrespect for units
<luisbg> bilboed: 5 units!
<luisbg> 5 units of time
<bilboed> metric or imperial ?
<ystreet00> 5 elephants is a lot...
<bilboed> to cook ? yah
<bilboed> ystreet00, wait, you're vegetarian. *how* do you know how long it takes to cook an elephant ? Have you been hiding something all this time ?
<slomo> metric elephants?
<luisbg> yeah. they don't fit in the kitchen and keep bumping into each other while choping
<ystreet00> you know, the composer?
<bilboed> to back
<thaytan> wait a minuet, I'm confused
<bilboed> coda time
<luisbg> the rest are debussy coding
<bilboed> I have a haendel on this
<bilboed> we are maybe puccini't a bit
<luisbg> going to start heading towards igalia before these keeps un-ravel-ing
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<SlickG> You know what I need to not do
<SlickG> purge a codebase and restart because it gets clunky
* the very next day...
<SlickG> time to purge this codebase
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(revisiting gaming on Linux)
<twopt0> I was getting some pretty tearable tearing in Stardew Valley and when scrolling in Chrome. Google to the rescue.
<twopt0> Once again, Linux is totally ready for the desktop - for nerds who understand and are ok with this kind of stuff
<kialari> It's just a shame
<kialari> I wish we could have quality without Apple or Microsoft
<twopt0> I wish we could have quality WITH Apple or MicrosoftComment: Unfortunately nobody's truly user-friendly
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<PeopleProgrammer> "(23:41:42) devi: pidgin isn't the most robust irc client"
<PeopleProgrammer> the last thing I saw as I turned on an option in pidgin and crashed my machine
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«~Lex» omg I've been using Microsoft Word all day and I JUST TRIED TO SAVE MY WORK ON IRC
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<SlickG> I know like... extremely little about AD
<SlickG> I tried to set up my Raspberry Pi as an AD DC using Raspian Linux.
<SlickG> Trust me that did not end well
<SlickG> My desktop took 10 minutes to authenticate a login. Never again fuck that shit
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<Val> Oddish, holy fuck
<Val> I'm sitting, parked, on a dirt road in my cab. Call comes on the radio from dispatch, quote, "Who wants to do a pickup right now?"
<Val> I hit E to accept.
<Val> A Sadler - basically a Ford F-250 crew cab - rear-ends my taxi.
<Val> I guess I consented.
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<sun[BEAM]> ·· Raccoon ·· german?
<sun[BEAM]> or Eng
<sun[BEAM]> whats the main language here
<+Raccoon> The main language on the Internet is English.
<+Raccoon> You lost WWII.
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<chiefDickhead> What makes me a rage: People on Grindr not showing up >(
<@aciou> chiefDickhead: that sucks
<@aciou> because you didn't get to
<chiefDickhead> yeah :( heheh
<chiefDickhead> should go to the gym instead
<@aciou> yeah, wait in the showers
<chiefDickhead> use all this testosterone for something
<@aciou> like ignoring the blisters on your knees
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<GiMP> pffft you guys couldn't have this
<Talgie> you're already hard to want, you don't need to play hard to get
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<Jake2> try holding your tongue and say truck 5 times fast!
<Jake2> its funny it sounds leik fuck lol
<Talgie> I'm gonna have a kid and name it after you
<Talgie> and beat it
<Talgie> alot until its 17 and then give it up for adoption
<GiMP> I thought you said you're never gonna have kids
<Talgie> now you know why
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<Crusher> when I invited the top dozen or so botnets in here in 1997 it was empty
<tev> Where *did* the bots go?
<Crusher> tev: we opped them all, put them on bitch and the resulting -o+k+b+o... resulted in a network flood that not only completly split eFnet, but also melted blackend's primary router taking down Internet access to half of Arizona for around a week, which caused them to delink from eFnet till 2005
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<ednos> technically, I'm not pedantic
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<Elleo> Snap election announced for 8th of June :/
<Elleo> can we just elect an AI?
<Elleo> preferably either the one that said "You look like a thing and I love you" or the one that invented the "Crimm Grunk Garlic Creas" recipe
<Mr_T> what about that one that proposed putting humans in people zoos?
<Mr_T> I'd like to hear more about that
<Elleo> I think that one won in the US
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<Sohcahtoa> I donâ€™t always use UTF-8, but when I do, I parse it as ASCII.
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<@Dom`> fucking JS and JS frameworks
<@Dom`> I don't know what I should do after this project
<@Rjx> yeah and webpack/babel/npm/grunt/loleverything
<@Rjx> write an emulator
<@Rjx> pretty good exercise imo
<@Dom`> nah, I need some money
<@Rjx> write an emulator and suck some dicks
<@Dom`> that'll do
<@Rjx> a glory hole would help
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«~T2norway» french people dont ask questions
«~T2norway» they demand answers
«~Lex» do you know what the french word for "ask" is
«~T2norway» A M A Z I N G
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<Zo> Then again I'd eat a tarantula leg for money, so I'm not one to base picky standards on, my selection of companionship excluded, of course.
<Talgie> As in present company we must taste a certain way?
<Zo> No, although I'm sure you taste just fine, Talgie, stop being self conscious
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<ednos> lol, I accidentally started a flame war in work IRC about the gopher protocol
<ednos> I fucking love this companyComment: they work at red hat
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<MissMini> Omg autocorrect i locw uou
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Smidge204: "Aluminium? Naw, can't afford that imported stuff. We use Aluminum."
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jsoft: I am not even authorized to join #feminism. Perhaps I should check my privilegeComment: ##electronics irc.freenode.net
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<sickleanna> hiya curiousjock
<curiousjock> hey there sickleanna
<bubblegumbitch> oh sick leanna. i thought anna was a communist lol
* sickleanna is now known as sickle-anna
<sickle-anna> lets roll with it
<TungstenCarbide> can't roll
<TungstenCarbide> someone sliced the tires
<TungstenCarbide> someone with a SICKLE
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<zoid> OMG the world is ending!
<zoid> DrunkenHighFiveG, grab your rifle and MREs!
<zoid> It's happening now!
<DrunkenHighFiveG> rifle is right here
<DrunkenHighFiveG> no mre tho
<DrunkenHighFiveG> zoid: whats happening now?
<zoid> 4chan is down.
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<Lex> complex is my middle name
<Lex> except it's not
<Lex> it's almost my first name
<Lex> and I suck at complex shit
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