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#311390* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<theblazehen> I should really learn perl sometime
<andrewlsd> ^ that's what he sed
#311389* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Emmy: Physics doesn't make any sense anymore
Jeremy: Did it ever even make sense before?
Thanatos: As in, a physics class no longer makes sense, or you just witnessed a monopole molecule?
#311388* (?/10) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Dustin> The topic is too long anyway.
<Dustin> And it would need to something fancy.
* ChanServ has changed topic for #codelove to: "Do things well.  Cut the fat."
<Yossarian> 'Do things'
<Yossarian> 'Do'
<Yossarian> 'D'
<thetawork> all night long
<Dustin> Hm.
*** Mode #codelove +o Dustin by ChanServ
* Dustin has changed topic for #codelove to: ""
<Dustin> Fat cut.
<[R]> Perfect
Comment: #codelove on slashnet
#311385* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Harry: Just spent like 4 hrs packaging an app for windows. This is how I imagine US hostage negotiators feel after working for a week with no sleep deciding which Guantanamo prisoner will do the least damage to give back to al quaeda all because some shitty asshole American tourist wanted to take a funny selfie
#311382* (?/13) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< cokesme> does anyone else think this /!\ looks like the road as you drive down it
< loliponi> wow you are an ascii art pro
< loliponi> with your perspective shortening
< mike_pizza> cokesme: that's fucken brilliant
< crowell> rad
#311380* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<snb> lol somebody just posted on my sister's facebook: "Happy birthday! I hope it's a great day and a terrific year for you"
<snb> i want to reply
<snb> "she's been dead for 7 years"
<underscore> well in that regard snb it sounds like she had a year free from troubles
<snb> this is true
<snb> i just think it's funny that whoever this person is didn't get the memo at any point in the past 7 years
#311379* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Techman> I appreciate the help SaberUK and Viper gave me a few months ago
<Techman> Finally got my foot in the door for writing C++, and using the Anope API
<Techman> I don't remember what Cronus taught me, if anything at all
<Cronus> to know when to shut your fucking mouth
#311378* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<worf_> Modular bay options: 2nd battery, 2nd hard disk drive, Blu-ray Disc\u2122 Triple Writer, DVD Super Multi, Weight saver
<worf_> wtf is a "weight saver" .. and more importantly, how the hell does that work
<hrm> worf_: it saves weight by basically not having anything in the bay?
<zero> it's a dummy slot, empty i'd assume
<hrm> or possibly filled with helium gas to make it float
<zero> that was my second though as well :D
<worf_> it has an empty slot with nothing but a cover, yes
<worf_> but how the hell do you come up with "weight saver" as a name for "nothing"?!
#311377* (?/10) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@DigDug> so hypospeaking, lets say you accidebtally type your pw into the $ prompt
<@DigDug> rm bash_history
<@DigDug> passwd
<@DigDug> asking for a friend
#311376* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Taerom> shopping for houses sucks here
<Taerom> so overpriced
<Taerom> DellGuy, when are you going to buy a house and have a picket fence and a bunch of little dellbrats running around?
<DellGuy> i dont know
<DellGuy> adulthood
<DellGuy> is expensive
<Taerom> it is
<Taerom> it's pretty overrated in a lot of ways too
<Taerom> I don't generally recommend it
#311375* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<DrMcCoy> $ mv clone2728 droid2727
<-- clone2728 has quit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds)
<DrMcCoy> Well, that's not quite what I wanted :P
--> droid2727 has joined #xoreos
<Farmboy0> DrMcCoy: you certainly have a way with people ^^
#311374* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<RIDDL3R> Does anyone know which page in the Bible it explains how to turn water into wine?Comment: #4chan on Dalnet
#311371* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
16:03:45 <+Dom`> It's gonna take me 3 hours to publish this stupidi website
16:04:23 <@homerj> WHAT YEAR IS IT?
16:04:40 <@stereo_> 1937
16:04:50 <@normod> I don't think you're web developing right if your web pages are 30MB
16:05:16 <+Dom`> MVC
16:05:20 <+Dom`> the whole project is 200 MB
16:05:21 <+Dom`> :/
16:06:37 <@normod> ...
16:06:47 <+Dom`> what
16:14:38 <+clockwork> it's to keep dialup users out
16:14:57 < ohgeetee> why would they discriminate against slovenia like that
#311370* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Helix_Mouse> breadsticks are delicious
<Helix_Mouse> I want a breadstick
<MilesGates> >:C
<MilesGates> Whats the magic word?
<Helix_Mouse> accio breadstick
#311366* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* vens is now known as venz
<aciou> this is the internet equivalent of turning your cap backwards
#311365* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Reedy> guillom: I'm in Oslo
<Sagan> \o/
<Reedy> He knows full well what I mean.
<marktraceur> TMI Reedy
<Reedy> Oslo isn't a person
<marktraceur> Oh.
<Emufarmers> The Osle of Man
#311364* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<hi> Hi Headache  - aciou thinks you need a real name
<aciou> headache's name is fine
<Headache> I do?
<aciou> i think you need a real name, hi
<hi> Just me then :(
<aciou> nobody else is called good_morning
<aciou> or greetings
ⓘ Headache is now known as good_morning
ⓘ Norse_meeting is now known as Greetings
<aciou> i fucking hate you fuckers
#311363* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Guest85751> cool - ima go - bye
* Guest85751 has quit (Client Quit)
<Norse_meeting> worst haiku ever
#311361* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<TheOnlyBouncer> woo refactoring code!
<TheOnlyBouncer> because if (object->next->next->next->id->next) is a bit.. yeah
<CandyAngel> All aboard the accessor train. Choo->choo!
<TheOnlyBouncer> hahaha, that is literally the best programmer joke i heard this year
<TheOnlyBouncer> CandyAngel, can i please submit that to bash.org? XD
Comment: And then bash.org went down. Sup QDB!
#311360* (?/13) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Xeek> It's like a gun, it could be evil, and just becuase it could be - ban them all. Same concept. GOTO CONTROL is the same as GUN CONTROL
<SirCodesAlot> goto don't kill people. people kill people
#311359* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Prrrrostata> boss makes a dollar, i make a dime.  That's why I shit on company time!
<DerKirche> Boss drives a beamer, I ride the bus. That's why I have more rights to cuss!
<Prrrrostata> Boss drives a Prius I drive a Nissan that's why I'm order my burgers with cheese on!
<nawcom> Boss drives an Audi I drive a Bentley thanks for reminding me to fuck your mom gently
<DerKirche> that one
<DerKirche> even better
<RevBasil> burrrn
#311357* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<netham45> Bash.org is offline
<netham45> But it responds to SSH.
<netham45> I tried to log into their SSH as 'ERROR CRITICAL BASH.ORG IS DOWN' in hopes their log management system picks up on the keywords.
#311356* (?/8) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< EvilMachine> raster: But if you have not enough time, but abundant energy, you can always just accelerate closer to the speed of light, to squeeze it into whatever amount of time you have. :D
<@raster> that'd be very abundant energy
<@raster> a good reason to lose weight tho
<@raster> considering energy needed is proportional to mass...
< EvilMachine> You might become a black hole in the process, but who cares about such irrelevant things if there’s code to be written? XD
#311355* (?/9) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Sa1cor: the best part was
Sa1cor: that after the powercut
Sa1cor: I couldnt start steam in offline mode
Sa1cor: because
Sa1cor: you have to get online first
Sa1cor: ...
#311353* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
CoffeePrismBlues: I have this question
CoffeePrismBlues: and I'm asking for a friend
CoffeePrismBlues: how do you hide your boner when talking to the girl you like?
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