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#311361* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<TheOnlyBouncer> woo refactoring code!
<TheOnlyBouncer> because if (object->next->next->next->id->next) is a bit.. yeah
<CandyAngel> All aboard the accessor train. Choo->choo!
<TheOnlyBouncer> hahaha, that is literally the best programmer joke i heard this year
<TheOnlyBouncer> CandyAngel, can i please submit that to bash.org? XD
Comment: And then bash.org went down. Sup QDB!
#311360* (?/13) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Xeek> It's like a gun, it could be evil, and just becuase it could be - ban them all. Same concept. GOTO CONTROL is the same as GUN CONTROL
<SirCodesAlot> goto don't kill people. people kill people
#311359* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Prrrrostata> boss makes a dollar, i make a dime.  That's why I shit on company time!
<DerKirche> Boss drives a beamer, I ride the bus. That's why I have more rights to cuss!
<Prrrrostata> Boss drives a Prius I drive a Nissan that's why I'm order my burgers with cheese on!
<nawcom> Boss drives an Audi I drive a Bentley thanks for reminding me to fuck your mom gently
<DerKirche> that one
<DerKirche> even better
<RevBasil> burrrn
#311357* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<netham45> Bash.org is offline
<netham45> But it responds to SSH.
<netham45> I tried to log into their SSH as 'ERROR CRITICAL BASH.ORG IS DOWN' in hopes their log management system picks up on the keywords.
#311356* (?/7) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< EvilMachine> raster: But if you have not enough time, but abundant energy, you can always just accelerate closer to the speed of light, to squeeze it into whatever amount of time you have. :D
<@raster> that'd be very abundant energy
<@raster> a good reason to lose weight tho
<@raster> considering energy needed is proportional to mass...
< EvilMachine> You might become a black hole in the process, but who cares about such irrelevant things if there’s code to be written? XD
#311355* (?/8) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Sa1cor: the best part was
Sa1cor: that after the powercut
Sa1cor: I couldnt start steam in offline mode
Sa1cor: because
Sa1cor: you have to get online first
Sa1cor: ...
#311353* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
CoffeePrismBlues: I have this question
CoffeePrismBlues: and I'm asking for a friend
CoffeePrismBlues: how do you hide your boner when talking to the girl you like?
#311352* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<graspee> the cat is on my knee
<graspee> i'm stroking her and saying "oh you chunky businessman!"
<graspee> oh now she ran away
<graspee> obviously a little too close to the truth there
#311351* (?/9) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Bosty>how was #retro's chrimbus
<MainMemory>I got free GBA games and Smash 3DS DLC
<Bosty>i got three games
<GerbilSoft>i got a rock
#311347* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Waise> i didn't mean consonant
<Waise> i was trying to say syllable
<Waise> i have no idea why i said consonant
<Kaypar> I'm consonantly getting those mixed up, too
<Waise> you're under arrest
<Kaypar> are you going to take me to the punitentiary
* ruwin has joined #luna
<Kaypar> hi ruwin
<Waise> ruwin comes to save me from the puns
<Waise> ruwined
<Kaypar> ruwined
<ruwin> no this is egg\\
<ruwin> im here to make more puns
<Waise> get out of ruwins head
<ruwin> are you calling him an....egg-head?
<Kaypar> surely you must be yolking
<ruwin> these puns arent all theyre cracked up to be
<Waise> i tried to think of an egg pun but i chickened out
<ruwin> fuck you
<Kaypar> your days of punnery are ova
<Waise> i see how it is
<ruwin> cluck you
<Waise> someone turns the tables on you and you cry fowl
<Kaypar> omelette that accusation slide
#311346* (?/13) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<enkie> a drunk rat trying to pushing a lever for a jello shot is a sight to be seen
#311345* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< o11c> Is there any portable function to convert an integer to a string in a signal handler? `s[n]prinf` is *not* on the list of async-signal-safe functions ...
< izabera> there is but you're not gonna like it
< izabera> write is safe, fork is safe, execve is safe
Comment: od -t d4
#311343* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
@freq   dude the clapper is funny as hell
@freq   do they still make those
@MachinaeWolf   clap on
@MachinaeWolf   clap off
@freq   you can put one on a tv
@MachinaeWolf   freq: idk if they still make those
@freq   and every time it gets loud it would go off
@MachinaeWolf   I've never seen one in person either :/
@freq   i had one on the living room lamp
@freq   so when i'd come in the door i'd yell fuck and it would turn on for me
@freq   i told my friend ricky about it and he was here knocking on my window to make it turn on and off
@MachinaeWolf   lol!
@freq   he was a bastard
@MachinaeWolf   How'd that work out for you?
@freq   it didnt
@MachinaeWolf   XD
#311340* (?/13) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<sami> I sent out a memo about proper meme usage
<sami> if they had any questions to contact me, but if I catch them misusing memes then they have to do CSS
<amy> fate worse than cyber jail
#311338* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
19:13 raisin_Pyon summons a bear
19:13 raisin_Pyon can you hack into THIS?
19:14 *** Schmoogame joined #forest_ooc
19:14 Stritchy offers salmon
19:14 Stritchy I think I can
19:15 raisin_Pyon makes the bear swat it away
19:15 raisin_Pyon makes the bear attack
19:15 *** Jessamyn quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
19:15 raisin_Pyon 1 down
#311336* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Penetration> fat people are no longer seen as good luck in china
#311335* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< danl> being lazy and running everything as root is so much easier
< danl> lol
< danl> damn it
< danl> I screwed up my script and lost a years worth of access logs
Comment: 24 minutes to complete irony
#311333* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
20:13 EmperorPyon tries coding a rune for utility purposes.
20:14 EmperorPyon the incantation fails and the rune blows up in his face
20:14 EmperorPyon why Magic doesnt exist #1
20:28 Quetzalrofl by that same logic, technology doesn't exist either
20:28 Quetzalrofl looks at exploding smartphone batteries
#311331* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* kaeza has quit
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<kaeza> hint: when testing keyboard handling, don't test Ctrl+Q
#311330* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<G-Flex> a scammer just called my cell phone. Let's see where this goes
<G-Flex> lmao "Mr. Johnny Wilson"
<G-Flex> he's the "general manager"
<G-Flex> of the publisher's clearinghouse.
<G-Flex> I won a cherry red Mercedes! And a check for $1.5 Million!
<Shydow> lol
<Firestarter> Can I lend $5
<G-Flex> wow
<G-Flex> I tried playing along and he still thought I was messing with him
<G-Flex> he told me to get a pen and paper, and a few seconds later I was like, yeah, what do you want me to copy down
<Firestarter> Haha
<G-Flex> so he accused me of playing games because nobody could get a pen that fast!!!
<Sme> no one would ever answer their phone at their desk right
<Mrgary> what is notepad
<Keenan> I've always wanted to get one of those and flip it around.
<G-Flex> yeah I was like "I'm sitting at my computer, I can write down anything you want"
<Keenan> Be like "You know, it's a good thing you called. I'm Bob from Microsoft and your computer has a virus!"
<G-Flex> he wanted me to get a moneygram made out to a Kenneth Jones in Wichita, Kansas
<G-Flex> for $100
<G-Flex> so I could get a receipt, to show to the publisher's clearinghouse guys
<Sme> you should get right on that
<G-Flex> after a few more minutes I told him that it was nice I could waste that much of his time, and asked if there was any way I could possibly waste more of it
<Shydow> "Unfortunately, all my money is tied up right now. If you can advance me $100 right now, I could get access to my nigerian fortune"
<G-Flex> and that if he manages to scam anyone, it's probably going to be some old lady who doesn't know better, and that's kind of sad
<G-Flex> I love the idea that I'd have to send a $100 moneygram to someone in order to /claim/ over a million dollars.
<G-Flex> he hung up on me :(
<Keenan> I have a friend who is still sour with me because I didn't lend him money for that very same scam a few years back.
<G-Flex> the sad thing is, people fall for this stuff
<G-Flex> a customer of ours was talking to "Microsoft" who wanted her to pay them in iTunes gift cards.
<G-Flex> she bought the freaking cards before someone told her "yeah that's probably a scam"
#311329* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Curtis E. Flush: the only thing I hate about whackin it is the mess
macswaggerrr: jizz into the toilet
Curtis E. Flush: don't talk about women that way
#311328* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+Covarr> not that it matters, because html5 can do all the same shit, only better and faster, and flash authoring software can even export to html5 because even adobe is like "man, fuck flash"
<@CaptainJistuce> But can it do the same shit stronger and harder?
<+Covarr> no, don't be daft
<@CaptainJistuce> You're a punk, you know that?
#311327* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<propane> LtBrenton, have you ever been to youtube?
<LtBrenton> i have tubed, yes
<curlyears> propane:   ***PLEASE*** don't tell us that everything you know about lithium batteris application was learned by watching youtube videos?  *SOME* such videos are quite well done, many are pure unadulterated TRASH
<propane> and you've never watched ebike battery pack videos?
Comment: freenode #electronics
#311326* (?/10) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< EricWF> What's the short link for GCC bugs? (I know for LLVM it's llvm.org/PRXXXX)
< segher> gcc.gnu.org/PRxxxx for PRs, gcc.gnu.org/rxxxx for SVN revisions
< segher> where do you think llvm has got it from, heh
< EricWF> segher: lol makes sense they got it from GCC. I must have mistyped my gcc.gnu.org/PRXXXX example since it didn't compile.
< segher> compile?!
< EricWF> segher: I (thought) I constructed a valid gcc.gnu.org/PRXXXX link but my example lead to a 404. So "doesn't compile" isn't the most accurate term, but I think you know what I mean.
< segher> PR should be in caps
#311325* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<gambl0re> imagine riding a uber in detroit...probably get shot
<jaawerth> meh, places are never as dangerous as people say they are
<jaawerth> also if an uber driver shot me I'd leave them a terrible review
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