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<Hatred> thomYorke - survivalism - NIN
<Hatred> listen to that shit too
<thomYorke> ok
<Hatred> Survivalism
<Hatred> My Violent Heart Me
<Hatred> Me, I'm Not
<Hatred> ----------
<Hatred> Nin
<Hatred> -----
<Hatred> i'm playing notepad.
<Hatred> :D |
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Life and everything in it is a gift from the infinite mind,
and the only way that life could go wrong is through the limited finite mindComment: Just a thought
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#284103* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Life & everything in it is a gift from the infinite mind,
And the only way that could go wrong is through the limited finite mind |
#284098* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
A psychiatrist to his clinically depressed patient: "Maybe life isn't for everyone." |
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Gravity is love. Friction is pleasure. |
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-- Hello, is this an anime channel?
-- Yes.
-- How do I patch KDE2 under FreeBSD? |
#283384* (?/53) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Raikoh: of course I like oral
Raikoh: that doesnt mean I have to enjoy 69
Raikoh: i don't want to open my eyes and be staring right up a girl's anus
Raikoh: "Oh, hey! When did you have KFC?"
Raikoh: kinda kills the mood |
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Raikoh: I would prefer not to go to a proctologist for a gerbil removal |
#283100* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Things> I would just go down and buy me 10 or so XLR connectors and make my own DMX cables, but then the cost of the cable itself fucks everything up
<Sean1983UK> ya think ?
<Things> No
<Things> I know.
<BlueFusion> lol, things doesn't think
<BlueFusion> that explains a bit
<Things> I think sometimes
<Things> not alot tho
<Things> Onlywhen I need to and it interests me to think |
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CHeck ItThanks A Lot For The Info GuysComment: CHeck ItThanks A Lot For The Info Guys
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<@wolf31o2> musikc: it is windows... turning off the firewall is like sticking your ass up in the air in a porno... you simply are going to get fucked |
#282605* (?/44) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
to all the retards who keep spamming the queue
STOP IT! or i WILL find out where you live and cut your liver out |
#282456* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
PolyMon: LOL and i'm not even kidding, this is quote for quote what i told her:
PolyMon: "Alright listen, i'm gonna buy you a sex doll, one of those that talk and say "I'm getting an orgasm =D", and i'm gonna write in big letters "MOM" across it, and i'm gonna give it to you =D"
redct: And her mom just died, right?
PolyMon: lol yup
redct: well damnComment: mentioned person actually smiled at this
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<Lizardi> WFT
<Lizardi> *WT
<Lizardi> GAH
<Master`Scyphithik> lolol.
<Liontail> FAOL
<Lizardi> wtf
<Master`Scyphithik> WT!!!!!!11!!!!
<Liontail> FAIL*
<Lizardi> wtfwtfwtfwtf
[Pet`MetalGarurumon] bash.org'dComment: FurNet
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This Is By Far The Best SiteComment: This Is By Far The Best Site
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<marklar|omni> RUSSIA HAS DEFEAT NAZI ALONE, WITH ONE HAND TIED BEHIND BACK, DRUNK, WITH THREE KNIVES RAMMED IN BACK AND STUCK CAPS LOCK |
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IdaretosayComment: Idaretosay
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<ilanbg> I'm eating leftover chinese food so I feel like my culinary skills are improving |
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marissa: for real, it's better than sex?
matt: i said just the word
matt: and yes, the word "pie" is better than the word "sex"
marissa: i'll still take it
matt: sex has too much cacophony
marissa: you tell any other guy to pick, guess which he'll pick
matt: well if you discount the meaning behind the word, "pie" is deffinitely a better word
matt: your mouth feels happy when it has to pronounce pie
marissa: dude even with the meaning, pie is better
matt: what if you mixed the two?
matt: warm pumpkin pie during sex
matt: and you could get the whipped cream from when you were rubbing it on eachother!!!
matt: i am awesome
marissa: yeah
marissa: that'd be heaven
matt: *stands triumphant* |
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marissa: have you ever see nthat show??
matt: no
marissa: the willis show
marissa: idk what it's called
marissa: man
marissa: it would've been funny. trust me |
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Dan: Hi
Sean: Hey
Dan: Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring! Banana Phone!
Sean: 0.0
Dan: Sorry I had a hand twitch.
Sean: Nice. |
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fatboy: not know if can go over
fatboy: yea same sht
fatboy: wtf i'm i typin
fatboy: not know??? wtf is dat
nuttypro: ???
fatboy: like a retard typin
nuttypro: well.....
fatboy: "not know if can go over" wtf
fatboy: bish only i can bash on myself
nuttypro: so u a self aware retard
fatboy: fuck yea
fatboy: wait wait..... |
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Kodan882 (7:58:02 PM): LOL! Yeah I did post that thing about you on QDB.us because you're a fucking moron.
Kodan882 (7:58:14 PM): Tony (Alex) fired me from my GM position on UO.
Kodan882 (7:58:28 PM): From MD.
Kodan882 (7:59:38 PM): Fuck 'em.
Another One 08 (8:24:18 PM): fuck you
Kodan882 (8:24:29 PM): Fuck me? No thanks, I just exited XTube.com |
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misscarlet42: what is wrong with you!?
misscarlet42: you'll eat playdoh but you won't be enticed to put lotion on your naked girlfriend? |
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<Symmetria> standing *INFRONT* of my car
<Symmetria> I'm like, fuck that shit, drop the car into first, dont give a fuck if I blow my engine, and fire a burst of nitros
<Symmetria> so Im figuring... if the dude is still alive, he has a gun and he's gonna be pisssssed, cant really stop, so I drive a kilometer down the road, call the cops, the cop was like "err did you reverse over his head" I'm like "errr wtf? no!" the cop was like "shit, more paperwork if he's still alive" and hangs up on meComment: #Cisco on freenode
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