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#280369* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* ZidaneT has a hardcore reputation with the local kids.  i once punched a 14 year old girl in the face, dragged her down the street by her hair, and threw her out into oncoming traffic on the main road.
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You Really Have To Check This OneYou Might Like This Site, Check itComment: You Really Have To Check This OneYou Might Like This Site, Check it
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<MarkBao> alright this is messed up
<MarkBao> when I put this data in a form in an input box
<MarkBao> it turns into recipients"=>"\"Susan Jones\" , \"Luke Jones\" "
<MarkBao> without the stuff inside <>
<MarkBao> oh wait
<MarkBao> never mind
<Radar> pebkac?
<MarkBao> indeed OSI layer 8 problem
<MarkBao> it was being sent through my browser... and it parsed the <susan@somewhere.com> as an HTML tag
<Radar> haha
<codeape> hang on
<codeape> OSI layer 8/
<codeape> when did they re-define OSI
<Radar> there's layers all the way up to 10 now
<Radar> 8 is the person, 9 is money and 10 is politics
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<The_Si> So I honestly good enough to use beach recognition
<The_Si> ....
<The_Si> D:<
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I love the great insight!,Comment: I love the great insight!,
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<ashoka> lucky that woman got off for using a myspace page to troll that 13-year-old girl into killing herself
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<darthphunk> It's always a winner.  I usually mke a kickass lemon miringue pie from scratch... this year... strawberry cheesecake with white and dark chocolates all up in it's jib
<~pork-face> my turkey is going to be a real test of how much a man can eat and not die
<darthphunk> lol
<~pork-face> morgan is going quorn for her main dish, or even chipotle sweet potatoes.  But meat wise I'm going to have to open wide and hope for the best.
<darthphunk> Thats what I learned in prison :(
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*** JOIN: ducky
*** ChanServ sets mode +o ducky.
<kepa> HAI DUCKI YOU SO FINE, YOU SO FINE YOU BLOW KANE'S NADS
<kepa> HAI DUCKI
<kepa> HAI DUCKI
Comment: #zh
#279218* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
do you look thru keyholes to catch a view of my tits?
> you've said that before
all the time, honey
> are you hyper-sexualized?
did you throw momma from the train?
> torture-porn
no, but i saw the movie
* put lots of tooth in it, too
> normalization of basic human instinct?
or it gets the hose again
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ekarddas: Obama proposed a tax for people making over 250,000 right?
ekarddas: So when he was elected
ekarddas: my dad was like
ekarddas: "shit, we coulda bought a new car"
awr00tbeer: so you could say a black guy jacked your car eh?
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DR3NCH:  You can fly out either 8 in the morning or 2 in the afternoon..for January 6th.
Samelia:  2 in the morning would be better.
Samelia:  That way I wouldn't have to wake up so God damn early.
DR3NCHh:  Samelia:  2 in the morning would be better.
DR3NCH:  Samelia:  2 in the _morning_ would be better.
Samelia:  Afternoon.
DR3NCH:  xD
Samelia: I'm smart.
Samelia:  You think that's bad?
Samelia:  I was writing my name..
Samelia:  But it wasn't Sabrina.
Samelia: It looked like Sabrinc.
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tetsu2051: hey sweet my princess mononoke torrent finished
tetsu2051: epic.
tetsu2051: OH SHIT POLISH SUBTITLES
MaidenKatieBoo: rofl
tetsu2051: that was close.
MaidenKatieBoo: I picked the best time to make my bed, huh?
tetsu2051: Yes. Night.
MaidenKatieBoo: I'm like, Dan's been pretty silent for a while
tetsu2051: then BAM
MaidenKatieBoo: pling, pling, pling, pling
tetsu2051: if you turn the sound off I'm less annoying
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9P5VfB Check This Out, GREAT InformationComment: 9P5VfB Check This Out, GREAT Information
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Good WorkFavorite Site Ever! I just BookmarkedComment: Good WorkFavorite Site Ever! I just Bookmarked
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tb: okay how come if a guy splooges in a minute when a girl is going down on him she thinks shes that good but when your having sex and in aminute he splooges a girl thinks hes that bad?
kette3: hrmmm... i never thought of that
you're right though
i suppose it takes more 'skill' to give head than to just have a vagina
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<Lorf> gee
<Lorf> it
<Lorf> sure
<Lorf> is
<Lorf> lorf
<Lorf> combo
<Weeabot> okay who broke combo
<Lorf> around
<Lorf> here
<Lorf> God damnit Weeabot
<Weeabot> and oh god damnit weeabot
<limeaids|afk> pwnt
Comment: #7chan on irc.7clams.org
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<alice> quick, we'd better do it soon, before i settle too much
<ilanbg> are we still talking about the raping?
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Teh_fattestman: oh god
Teh_fattestman: i just had some barbecue chips
Teh_fattestman: and then i put some barbecue sauce on them
Teh_fattestman: shit was so good
Teh_fattestman: ...
Teh_fattestman: i love being american
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`WarpKat [blah@A4-DBEA86F3.static.twtelecom.net] has joined #cyberchat
Channel topic is: !??!??!?? Bitch's baby was born on the 13th... 8 lbs 14 oz 20 inches long ??!??!??!
Topic was set by B|OnDi on Sun Nov 23 17:07:57 2008
<`WarpKat> wtf
<`WarpKat> i just noticed the topic
<`WarpKat> it makes the baby sound like a giant slug
<`WarpKat> =:\
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<aki> my server is on freebsd but use linux :D
<aki> (aki@snickers)(~)$ uname -a
<aki> FreeBSD snickers.botseller.net 6.3-RELEASE FreeBSD 6.3-RELEASE #0: Wed Feb 20 16:12:07 UTC 2008     root@server.domain.com:/usr/obj/usr/src/sys/zamka  i386
<ebola> aki: apache is a server. freebsd is an os
<aki> I know.. ebola.. But,i can't good explain that...
Comment: by elo
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Now I know Youre Amazing, Great VisionsComment: Now I know Youre Amazing, Great Visions
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<wanga> !ticketqueue Penis_Bird
<rss> Penis Queue:
<wanga> ?HAHAH
<mcdermott> u guys love dick
<kryptic> not all of us
<wanga> says the one who loves it most
<mcdermott> haha i was waiting for someone to say something
<mhoran> Gary: shut the hell up penis eater
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<Rickslayer> Just the other day, I went to put on some underwear that I've had since the 1990's, and when I bent over, my whole ass shot out like grease on bologna that's been put in the microwave for longer than 53 seconds. Man.....
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<Hy71194> I know a girl who thought hard drive was slang for penis :\
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<kubuxaz> so yeah, we slided on ice, then I decided I can make 360 turn while running at highest speed
<kubuxaz> when I turned 180
<kubuxaz> I slipped and fell down
<kubuxaz> I hit the ice with my head
<kubuxaz> lol
<daidalos> hmm
<kubuxaz> I'm going to be an idiot
<kubuxaz> :D
<daidalos> Similar thing happened to me, too.
<daidalos> When I was in 6th grade I was chasing a ball, someone pushed me from behind and then I fell. While I was falling I made a 180°-turn and fell with the back of my head on stone.
* JohnBeak changes topic to: <kubuxaz> I'm going to be an idiot <daidalos> Similar thing happened to me, too.
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