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JoJofan5656: k so when a white baby dies, it gets wings right?
JoJofan5656: and its an angel, right?
JoJofan5656: so when a black baby dies what does it get
InfernalTempestX: horns |
#268526* (?/36) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Lupich> I need a girlfriend
<Lupich> she'd save me so much bandwidth |
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Snoosy: Sweet merciful fuck. Sometimes I think the law should make exceptions for arsonists. |
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<CaliQuiksilver> so what you up to `WarpKat ?
<`WarpKat> laughing at Circus City
<`WarpKat> ^_^
<`WarpKat> i really feel bad for all those who got suckered into buying "Extended Warranty Coverage" on their devices within the past year
<`WarpKat> eh...not really >:D
<CaliQuiksilver> hahaha .. I never bought extended warranties on anything that I could fix myself
<`WarpKat> i never bought EW's, period - even if i couldn't fix it myself
<`WarpKat> although...if i bought a lovedoll, i'd definitely get an extended warranty on it - no doubt
<viKingchiK> ew
<`WarpKat> i said IF
<CaliQuiksilver> lol
<`WarpKat> =:P~~~~
<viKingchiK> sure |
#267993* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@RHJunior> .... you know, for the longest time I couldnt figure out why the heck English people had TEA with their biscuits.
<@RHJunior> Biscuits you have either with butter and jelly, or better yet, GRAVY.
<@RHJunior> and tea should be cold, sweet enough to stand a spoon up in, and served in a tall glass.
< TLD> biscuits = cookies for them iirc
<@RHJunior> durned furriners.Comment: from #questortales on nightstar
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* TamesWas (n=traveler@c-71-236-162-251.hsd1.or.comcast.net) Quit (Client Quit)
<Renegade15> Tames was.
<cheddarcheese> He isn't anymore. :(
<RoyTheBoy> He'll live forever in our logs |
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perintastic (1:02:35 PM): OMG THAT GIRL WITH THE EEEEEVIL SATAN PENCIL
stolen starz (1:02:37 PM): I just felt eyes from my table staring at me like yeah, get the hell out of here with your satan pencil
perintastic (1:02:38 PM): WTF KINDA PENCIL IS THAT ANYWAY
perintastic (1:02:41 PM): IT'S THE PENCIL OF EVIL
perintastic (1:02:50 PM): omg satan pencil psychicness
stolen starz (1:02:50 PM): AHH we both said satan pencil
stolen starz (1:02:54 PM): AHHH
perintastic (1:03:14 PM): wtf who says satan pencil anyway
perintastic (1:03:15 PM): GO US |
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* steve[sleep] holds up a sign that says "GO HAUNTED TREE!!"
* Raiden holds up a sign that says "HAUNTED TREE RAPED MY GOLDFISH" <steve[sleep]> Pssst, raid. Haunted Tree = Kerry
<Raiden> shit
* Raiden holds up a sign that says "HAUNTED TREE GAVE MY GOLDFISH A HEALTH CARE PACKAGE"Comment: #Chaos_GardenRPG, espernet
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#267224* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Jamesc: hi
Dan_EZPZ: hi
Jamesc: hi
Dan_EZPZ: hi
Jamesc: hi
Dan_EZPZ: hi
LuckyBambu: hi
Dan_EZPZ: hi
LuckyBambu: ih
LuckyBambu: fuck
Dan_EZPZ: you ruined it
LuckyBambu: =[Comment: #wht
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Patrick: where does warped put there god damn cookies?!
Mike: a) their
Mike: b) be nice to god, for he has pretty high voltage lightning and we don't |
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<mlk> I have a playstation game, how can I play it on my Nokia 1100. Urgent!
<herren> With the help of black magic.
<mlk> i hav donload pr0n mov "Black Magic", nad it is V. GOOOOD, but fone stil not playing playstation game, and I now have sticky mess on fone! |
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<@Jason2gs> A lot of those votes are faked. Don't tell nobody.
<@Jason2gs> Like four or five I Tored.
<@Jason2gs> :) But I felt it was worth it.
<mixster> =O
<R0b0t1> Jason2gs: I faked some to.
<@Jason2gs> R0b0t1, [innuendo]?
<R0b0t1> ...
<R0b0t1> No, only women can fake orgasms. |
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<Arbe> there's this really pretty girl at college
<Arbe> all her friends hate me though
<Arbe> with good reason
<Arbe> what do i do???
<xpCynic> look for someone else
<~blackhole89> Download a girl ending in .jpg instead
<Arbe> will she keep me warm at night?
<~blackhole89> get a laptop
<Arbe> and tell me that the future doesn't matter?
<~blackhole89> with speakersComment: #acmlm
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<Raiden> cakeroll?
<Steve_Restless> FUCK. now I want little debbie.
<Steve_Restless> >_<
<Raiden> pedophile
<Steve_Restless> eat her right up.
<Steve_Restless> NOM NOM NOMComment: #Chaos_GardenRPG on EsperNet
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<L0newolf> It's always been my dream to shout LEEEEEROY JEEEEEEEENKINS as I dive in unprepared into a fat woman's vagina. |
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<Anon680> did u c it?
<Pikachu> oh, another thing anon, stop using text speak
<Pikachu> this is a chat room
<Pikachu> you can use whole words here |
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UltimaCaitSith: Okay you guys all know about my black girlfriend
UltimaCaitSith: Well, she's been down with the stomach flu the past week
UltimaCaitSith: Her silly ass decides that she can fight off the nausea better if she downs a glass of 7-UP as fast as she can
UltimaCaitSith: I've never before seen someone SHOOP DA WOOP in real life |
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<adith`nakal`bdg> Dear Lorraine,
<adith`nakal`bdg> Yes, we interesting want buy.
<adith`nakal`bdg> But my company only using credit card as payment for order overseas,because for send the money above $2000 must permission to the government this for avoid the money laundry.
<adith`nakal`bdg> If take careing you agree to help the my order process, If take careing you frown on its I can understand. Help to advise to the this matter me. i hope hear from you soon.
<adith`nakal`bdg> Thank you.
<adith`nakal`bdg> Best Regards,Comment: by elo
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<Foxhill> all homosexual men are fucking arseholes
<Foxhill> or at least sucking cock |
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<b0ro> I used to be schizophrenic
<b0ro> but now we are ok |
#265681* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
roomie: i just stopped myself from making a lame joke. hoot me now
me: consider your self 'hooted'
roomie: my fingers are hungover. lay off |
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<virtuoso@> You might as well know the meaning of stfu.
<You > indeed
<virtuoso@> A particularly useful one.
<You > u want me to shut up?
* virtuoso yawns
* You will shut up ... |
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him: uh, yeah, i uh grt tiger direct emails too
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me: you're quite the typist
and i know you do
him: gofuckyourself
me: i was just 'dayuming'
him: look me no typos |
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Joshua
hey i need some advice?
mattmj23
whats up
Joshua
i just bought a cadilac what shoud i do?
mattmj23
i think " throw some D's on that bitch"
Joshua
interesting....thats what ill do then thanks
mattmj23
lol |
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gotsomemadmoves: one comment said trajon horse found in the crack what does that mean?
VulcanJaded: means you gotta google a new crack for it
VulcanJaded: not too hard
gotsomemadmoves: oh ok thats not to bad.
gotsomemadmoves: i tought it ment nudey girls would pop out. =] |
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