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< NotADJ> tonyb486: hdb: irq timeout: status=0xc0 {busy}
< NotADJ> ide: failed opcode was unknown
< tonyb486> NotADJ: RUN!!
< tonyb486> ITS GONNA BLOW
< NotADJ> end_request: I/O Error!
< tonyb486> Its too late, the explosion is imminent.
< tonyb486> Repent sins. |
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Syntek: she is like "Why would ever say that" and I replied to her "Maybe you aren't really sure where you are... this is the internet, where the more horrible the situation... the funnier it is."
Syntek: Really everyone on the internet wants to see a bank heist go down with monkeys with automatic machine guns mowing down babies
Syntek: well the male part anyway
Syntek: which is like 99%
Syntek: besides porn stars
sietoba: haha
Syntek: though even with porn stars the male population is still the vast majority
sietoba: yeah
sietoba: gang bangs are growing in popularity
Syntek: lol
Syntek: lesbian porn get old
Syntek: what you really wanna see is a chick getting fucking fucked
Syntek: the greatest thing is she can't complain
Syntek: stick it anywhere
Syntek: all she can say is "oh god yes... give it to me harder"
sietoba: which is what i was gonna do anyways
Syntek: right
Syntek: That all bitches should be able to say
Syntek: "I'd like a number 2 with onion rings and a large dr. pepper" "Oh god yes.. give it to me harder" "ID LIKE A NUMBER 2 WITH ONION RINGS AND A LARGE DR. PEPPER!" |
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<spawn> its wierd like, its like when u wanna study, and u cant enter flow, because in order to enter flow, u need a ballance of being uber relaxed and yet at the same time u must have intrest/will/intent, that 'intrest' keeps it perpetuating
<spawn> then there is another part to it
<spawn> and here is the trick
<spawn> in order to use ones brain, it must be free from other thought
<spawn> so one has to alow those thoughts to float past like clouds in the sky
<spawn> infact, its exacly like clouds
<spawn> oz
<spawn> coz
<spawn> if u got a full on cloudy day
<spawn> then you can not see
<spawn> the shapes of the clouds
<spawn> becaure the sky is just grey
<spawn> but
<spawn> if its not so cloudy
<spawn> then u can see many shapes and pictures in the sky
<spawn> but if there is only one or two clouds in the sky
<spawn> then
<spawn> you can see far more depth, because focus is drawn to them
<spawn> do you understand what i mean?
<spawn> so thought patterns work because of the absense of thought.
<spawn> and the ability to ignore thoughts...
<spawn> just to observe them perhaps, instead of interacting with each thought proccess
<spawn> you see now?:)
<spawn> the quality of thought is directly proportional to the absense of thought.
<spawn> \0/
<spawn> Urika.Comment: God bless the wicked.
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< Nickwell24> how do u do the emotions
< toastydeath> nickwell24: i've asked my girlfriend that so many times. |
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-AgA- VaRoflRaptor: lets kill something
-AgA- VaRoflRaptor: :D
-AgA- VaRoflRaptor: wana come pig hunting?
Arch_Laughter: what the crap?
Arch_Laughter: kevin you dont seem sane lately
-AgA- VaRoflRaptor: dude i'm the most mentaly instable person ever! why do you think
-AgA- VaRoflRaptor: i can come up with such random shit
-AgA- VaRoflRaptor: lol
Therapist: freak |
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<mico>now what?
<linx>start solving the iq test , stupid..
<mico>oh ok
<mico>ok im finished
<linx>how much did you get?
<mico>283
<linx>you lying bastard the maximum is 120 |
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<olympia> anyway i got almost to the top
<olympia> and realized
<olympia> barrels kill meComment: Donkey Kong
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<host>You want to know what goes great with champagne?
<host>...
<host>Burritos!!! |
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One Sans Numbers: my girlfriend is a lesbian, but according to her I'm the only guy she could ever long, and when I'm not around she actively goes around and sexes other girls
One Sans Numbers: it's cool and all but she's 15 and suppsoed to be in rehab
Lov3hurtsu: supposed?
One Sans Numbers: going to be.
Lov3hurtsu: for?
One Sans Numbers: what the fuck do you go to rehab for where you're from
Lov3hurtsu: raping dogs.
One Sans Numbers: well she's in for having drugs
One Sans Numbers: and showing up to her trial stoned
One Sans Numbers: twice.Comment: She's adorable, though.
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Arch_Laughter: the ipod touch has an infinite amount of applications
Captain Woody: i know
Arch_Laughter: its essentially an awesome ipod/zune
Arch_Laughter: zune can only connect to pc though
Arch_Laughter: but with any appple product you get itunes...
Captain Woody: why the hell would you insult the zune by connecting it to a mac? |
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trbl`wzl> i have a huge cock
<trbl`wzl> so i get fresh eggs every morning
<trbl`wzl> mh.. i guess the female ones arent called cocks? :P
<SadisticPenguin> =P
<SadisticPenguin> hens?
<sik0fewl> hens
<sik0fewl> haha
<trbl`wzl> right right |
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<Evil> so its too late to order food now
<Evil> I think i'll have to drink a bottle of beer.
<IT> Order a hooker and chop her breasts off and saute them and eat
<Evil> that is not a bad idea actually
<Evil> fresh hooker breasts
<IT> Yeah
<IT> Human meat tastes almost like pork
<Evil> how do you know this
<IT> erComment: they're not friends anymore
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<redrum> OK secret chat time!
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<Heretic> hahaha
<redrum> HAHAHAAAAAAA!
<Antraxx> :D
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<jen> mhh good point. but it hurts my ego if i give in^^
<jen> and i've got a pretty big one lol.
<jen> omg. that came out weird. |
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<+RDJessica> as it stands bands have actually fronted a lawsuit that thier music is being used to torture 'detainees' used at defening levels 24 hours a day to break them
<+maidtinaTS{S}> i heard about that
<+maidtinaTS{S}> they must have been begging for mercy about 30 seconds into Barney
* MercilessApril loses it laughing
<+RDJessica> ive heard worse then barney and friends
<@MercilessApril> "I love you, You love me...."
<+RDJessica> barney gave me HIV |
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InfernalTempestX: i made jim think i like eating cum
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<xxx> GNU is not UNIX
<yyy> GNU is antelope |
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<BigSharkZ> Wtf
<BigSharkZ> I tried opening the guide with notepad
<BigSharkZ> And it froze
<Warchamp7> PDF FILE LOL |
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<Nakar> What if they held a jihad and nobody blowed up? |
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Lasukie: HI IM A WINDOWS 2003 SERVER. I HAVE THE UP TIME OF AN OLD MAN WHO CAN'T AFFORD VIAGRA. WATCH ME CRASH EVERY TWO HOURS ON THE HOUR WHILE YOUR DOING IMPORTANT THINGS. FEED ME MORE NETWORK RESOURCES. That is all. |
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synguard: Your cousin has cancer?
sietoba: yeah
synguard: Which one
sietoba: breast cancer that spread into her lymph nodes and chest cavity
sietoba: im trying to be positive here
sietoba: i can only imagine what kinda pain meds shell bring home
synguard: Like she just found out
synguard: hahahaha
sietoba: nah shes in the hospital right now
synguard: which one
sietoba: i dont know
sietoba: i didntget that in depth about the whole thing
synguard: not which tit
synguard: which cousin |
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<Kemmy> kemco?
<Kemmy> lolno
<Ignus> o.o
[Garurumon] xD
[Garurumon] lolyes
<Kemmy> NO
[Garurumon] cuz
[Garurumon] its close to kenco coffee
[Garurumon] XD
<Kemmy> I AM NOT OPEN LATE D:<
<Kemmy> oh
[Garurumon] XDDD
<Kemmy> i was thinking Costco
<Kemmy> like the store thing |
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