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You REally Have TO See This...Comment: You REally Have TO See This...
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<Tarman> It's not called flip flop, it's called a reasoning brain.
<Jelly> ITS CALLED A THONG GET IT RIGHT! |
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[12:03am] S|D: I have mine setup on three 22 inch widescreen lcd's
[12:04am] S|D: Nvidia 8800 GTX card with 764 meg of ram
[12:04am] S|D: 8 gig of ram on a quad cpu with 3 terabyte of hd
[12:04am] ^Dharma^: you must like videogames
[12:05am] S|D: im married.. videogames and fishing are all i have leftComment: #chicagochat on undernet
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<chi> get him spacejunk
<spacejunk> OK
*** mode/#penguinslair [+b *!*@zentoo.cc] by spacejunk
*** chi was kicked from #penguinslair by spacejunk [we get it, you're whiny.]
<segin> Trying to see if it was a good thing to do server-side pages in Tcl
<spacejunk> :D
* segin hides |
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Program says: FUCK
Program says: MOTHERFUCKER
Program says GOD DMANIT
Aragon1029 says: ?
Program says: My arm slipped D: |
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<VISTA> Wait, you've done that before?
<Aragon1029> done what?
<VISTA> Fingered a minor and broken your G-String
<VIISTA> You sick bastard!
<Aragon1029> xD |
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James: I think I am going to shave my head.
Valentina: But baby, ... there is nothing to shave there."Comment: Ouch! Truth hurts
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<Twitchy> i'd like to report kozi for abusing ryu he shoved it right in ryu's ass no lube no nothing
<&KoZi> funny fucker arent you
<&Twitchy> dude that was deep
<&KoZi> ya thats what Ryu said |
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ForceDelta8: Being a Pokemon Pimp is probably the most awesome job ever.
ForceDelta8: "Don't make me have to Machoke a bitch." |
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-!- IndieBot is now known as Guest58642
< BirdoPrey> damn you nickserv
< BirdoPrey> indiebot go away
-!- Guest58642 has quit [Quit: ]
-!- BirdoPrey is now known as Indiebot
< irz> indiebot go away
< irz> dang
< Indiebot> doesnt work on me nigga
< Indiebot> i'm just doing nickserv stuff
< irz> whoa
< irz> you cant say that here
< irz> i think you need to apologize
<%Biiaru> yeah
<%Biiaru> apologize to everyone
* Indiebot sends out an apology to all his niggas |
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<Splinton> you know that joke about refusing to eat eggs due to them technically being chicken abortions?
<Emma> I do now. Ew.
<Splinton> well i'd been giving it some thought
<Emma> Oh crap, this is going to be bad.
<Splinton> when you give a blowjob, you're technically eating MILLIONS of unborn babies!
<Emma> ...You have just ruined blowjobs for me. Enjoy your hand.
<Splinton> FUCK! |
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Re: VIA opens 2D and 3D specifications
>Via, who the fuck are they? Is it kinda 'trident'?
Is 'trident' a stomatology network?Comment: A quote from LOR (linux.org.ru It's kinda /. but it became the resource of high-tech humour)
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The recipe for Comedy Gold:
1. Pick a song, any song.
2. Replace all instances of "me" with 'pee'; "you" with 'poo'; and "heart" with 'shart'.
3. *Comedy Gold* |
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InfernalTempestX: i made a promise to myself back in 6th grade that i'd never read the bible. |
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-!- Aeon [Mibbit@dm-36169.bcu.ac.uk] has joined #psionicsonline
< Aeon> Hey
< SawyerHickory> GO AWAY
< Aeon> erm...no.
< Lazers> Eh?
< Lazers> Don't like this guy?
< Aeon> This is the first time I've been in here.
< Lazers> Orly?
< Aeon> I'd be impressed if I'd managed to trouble somebody so soon with just a 'hello'
< TelErusva> Sawyer finds you offensive :P
< Aeon> Sawyer can go suck on one, he doesn't know me..
< SawyerHickory> I don't have to know you to not like you
< SawyerHickory> And your assumption at my gender proves you're a moron
< Vulcanis> `kick Aeon Warnings are for sissies.
-!- Aeon was kicked from #psionicsonline by ChanServ [[Vulcanis] Warnings are for sissies.] |
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Erica: AAAAAAHHHHH
Erica: no way
Erica: that was the scaryest person i've ever seen!
Erica: *note the advanced spelling of 'scaryest'
Erica: scary shit man!
Chris: english major ftw
Erica: not spelling major
Chris: thats like saying "I'm great at math but I don't know what number I'm looking at right now"
Erica: baahahahahaha
Erica: hahaha
Erica: lol
Erica: irl |
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< EngrChris> it would be hard to see in the dark with a light anyway.
< species> EngrChris: no, if you turn on the light and stuff looks different, you have detected dark. |
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<@rm-rf> SHIT DILDOS!!!
<inckie> Crap balls
<inckie> tittefuck
<inckie> bloody vigina
<@rm-rf> coat hanger abortion aftermath soaked vagina
<@rm-rf> delicious AND nutritious
<@zimzum> the question is do you poke a straw in it after extraction to drink the innocence
<@rm-rf> of course!
<@rm-rf> We call that "dessert"Comment: #bifemunix on EFnet
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I am at an Olive Garden Branch and I over hear an old man talking to several other elderly peopl eat a nearby table start a conversation with the following quote:
"They've got flyswatters on sale at Walgreens, two for a dollar." |
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<Ast> Bot : do you love turds?
<Bot> ast: Yes Bot loves everyone and everything.
<Ast> Bot : even turds?
<Bot> ast: Yes, even that.
eeyore [eeyore@eeyore] has joined #manor
<Ast> Bot : you make me sick in my mouth a little bit
<Bot> ast: I don't see how you can blame me for that.Comment: Culmination of increasingly retarded convo with the channel's bot.
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<Davie_SC> Damn
<Davie_SC> I'm on a roll today
<Davie_SC> Making 5K a race
<Davie_SC> Imagine... making 5K in 3 minutes
<Davie_SC> With this easy 3 step program!
<Davie_SC> Step 1. Buy a car
<Davie_SC> Step 2. Customize it
<Davie_SC> Step 3. RACE IT! |
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JoJofan5656: lamp
JoJofan5656: *lmao
InfernalTempestX: how the FUCK did you get lamp? |
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<celeste> so what was the rest of the story on the body?
<ilanbg> dunno, I got bored with it
<ilanbg> I'll probably hear something about it tomorrow
<celeste> you got bored with it?
<ilanbg> I mean, it was just lying there
<ilanbg> cops were taking pictures
<ilanbg> so I watched the Daily Show |
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<Grndslmhttr3> I've smoked weed a few times and it was the stupidest shit ever
<Andy> THAT'S THE POINT
<Bunny> That's the point.
<huy> That's the point.
<Bunny> haha wow |
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‹ LeperMessiah › how can you help yourself from shouting racist shit whenever you see a negro?
‹ LeperMessiah › it's impossible not to say something
‹ Jose › by not being racist?
‹ LeperMessiah › ?
‹ LeperMessiah › I don't get it |
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