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#287319* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<SadisticPenguin> I still feel like crap =(
<SadisticPenguin> oh well
<Sirisian> me too
<Sirisian> my throats mest up
<SadisticPenguin> I've got an appointment with a nephrologist in a week
<Sirisian> your dead?
<SadisticPenguin> lol
<SadisticPenguin> nephrology = kidney medicine
<Sirisian> I'm sorry I'm not good with words
<Sirisian> heh
<SadisticPenguin> dead is a good way to put it though, lol
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Disorganized3: what are you saying? I can't count to... 2?
Skye S2K: You *are* into that binary crap...
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<mewshi> GNU/mew
<Thev00d00|phone> Depends what ya gnu stands for mewshi
<Thev00d00|phone> Got
<Thev00d00|phone> No
<Thev00d00|phone> Understanding?
<Thev00d00|phone> =p
<mewshi> Oh, you're just a mean fucker
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<andor>: the king of mail is back
<bb>: lol
<bb>: how modest
<andor>: yes
<andor>: I'm being very modest this days
<andor>: I used to be the emperor of mail
<andor>: sometimes I also used to be your new mail overlord
<andor>: but I'll stay with king
<andor>: the lesser letters to write, the better
<andor>: some time in the future I'll be "the mail"
<andor>: and then, just "the"
<andor>: ...
<andor>: plain crazy, cos then I'll disssapear
Comment: #thecandy-store afterx.net
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<@Reikkeri> So bb\Clown, how does becoming Swedish sound to u
<@ZZUF> like basshunter
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hkdriftxl: Good for you young padaone!
iGenius52: padawan*
iGenius52: what phail american nerdism
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<ManFlardin> i stole some ping pong balls a few days ago :)
<@Jason2gs> ManFlardin, why?
<ManFlardin> cuz ping pong balls are fun
Comment: #srl@irc.freenode.net
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<pthree> honda f(ag)it is that what you were referring to austin?
<pthree> that's not very nice of you
<pthree> everyone knows its the ho(mo)nda fit
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Nick: What's Sodomy?
Tanya: Awkward question Nick...
Nick: YES I'm recording what I eat!
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<monkeyboy> quick what starts with 'i' and is in the ocean
<pebkac> iguana in distress?
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<flinginmonkey> quick! what starts with 'I' and is in the ocean?!
<pebkac> an iguana in distress?
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<goose> xchat question:
<goose> I'm DCCing a 700 MB file to Brain, if I x out of the "XChat: Uploads and Downloads" window, will it continue to upload in the background?
<Tim> sounds illegal
<Tim> and i'm not really sure
<Tim> how far is it?
<goose> it's 13%, 92 MB
<goose> I'll just move it to another workspace
<Tim> alright
<goose> when is a 700 MB file ever legal?
<Brain> linux iso?
<Brain> :p
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This was found on the something awful forums. I loled.  that is all..Comment: That made me turn gay with such momentum ,I went straight again.
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<Dereck> they should just call it The Channel because there's no way anything they air is classified anywhere near "learning"
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YamiYugiGabriel: I blinder than most senior citizens! :D
YamiYugiGabriel: I rule that much!
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Sparton: Second Life?..
Sparton: And strangely, I still don't know anyone that uses Second Life.
Sparton: And for that matter, I'm fairly certain there's a lot of people I know that don't even know what Second Life is.
v1:Count me in. I assume it's a followup of some sort to Half Life?
extrasolar: Not at all. It's the reciprequel.
extrasolar: Sorry, I know. But sometimes, if it's a math joke, it doesn't matter how lame it is.
Comment: #slashdot
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FALCON'S STONE:what ya workin on?
Veege: D<
FALCON'S STONE:c,b,a
FALCON'S STONE:HAHAHA
Comment: well what else is D<? lol
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if i vas a monkey in zee vuld id bee a monkey in fraunceComment: banana
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<LLaur> watcha doin?
<scarab> writing a program for this biomech lab
<scarab> pretty cool stuff actually
<LLaur> nerd
<scarab> byte me
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<Hawk777> Oh BTW theProject, how would you like your Prolog book returned?
<theProject> Yes.
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NewJack [n=NewJack@xxx] has joined #nylug
<+vitaliy> whoa, Amazon has 12 pack of Durex for $1!
<+wastrel> what's durex
<+NewJack> LOL
NewJack [n=NewJack@xxx] has left #nylug ["Ex-Chat"]
Comment: New York Linux User Group
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What's it called if you give someone an exorcism?  Is it exercising?
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* Quits: Beelzeboss (Beelzeboss@adsl-144-233-17.aby.bellsouth.net) (Operation timed out)
<Beelz> I hate that guy
<Beelz> Never leaves
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1: what memory stick should I buy?
2: xD
1: what's so funny?
#284340* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
why is orgasm a 6 letter word
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