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marissa: for real, it's better than sex?
matt: i said just the word
matt: and yes, the word "pie" is better than the word "sex"
marissa: i'll still take it
matt: sex has too much cacophony
marissa: you tell any other guy to pick, guess which he'll pick
matt: well if you discount the meaning behind the word, "pie" is deffinitely a better word
matt: your mouth feels happy when it has to pronounce pie
marissa: dude even with the meaning, pie is better
matt: what if you mixed the two?
matt: warm pumpkin pie during sex
matt: and you could get the whipped cream from when you were rubbing it on eachother!!!
matt: i am awesome
marissa: yeah
marissa: that'd be heaven
matt: *stands triumphant* |