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Serry (Tony@F0EF997E.6F7A8538.2701CCE2.IP) has joined #80h
<{Insomniac}> EWWW A NEWB!
<ARCKEDA> HEh.
<ARCKEDA> Your the only newb {Insomniac}.
{Insomniac} points
<{Insomniac}> at ARCKEDA
ARCKEDA farts.
<ARCKEDA> In {Insomniac}'s face.
Orris moves away from said fartcloud
<{Insomniac}> no.
{Insomniac} grabs orris
Orris struggles
<{Insomniac}> if i have to smell it...so do you. :)
<{Insomniac}> Just accept it.
* Orris swallows a cyanide pill
Orris has left iris-network.net (Quit: )Comment: Compliments of the iris-network.net VIA: 80h
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kathaclysm: Then I'd definitely want my kids to have their first experience with a *gun under my watchful eye; not on their own as they're playing at the neighbor's house.
kathaclysm: *oops...
anarchman: kathaclysm: Then I'd definitely want my kids to have their first experience with a guy under my watchful eye
anarchman: Freudian slip?
Prysorra: Who knows who might "shoot off" :XComment: #
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<LScratcheR> HELLOOO PEOPLE
* LScratcheR was kicked by Impact (Turn caps lock OFF!) |
#272064* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<reddevil> geoff i think you should switch to 4th edition and play as a monk
<reddevil> here is your 20th lvl ability
<reddevil> 20 Grand Master of Flowers
<Byt|A64> flowers pop out of your ass and cause your enemies to suffocate from the intoxicatingly horrific smell? |
#272063* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Byt|A64> gaping vigag i'm sure doesn't smell good.
<matt-0-rama> gaping? gapers smell good most of the time
<matt-0-rama> a huge gash is usually a busy place |
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<clotty> anyone here remember or know a guy named freak88?
<vanhomena> thats me
<methamp> Rick James, bitch!
<Benji> i heard freak88 was a dos kiddie
<clotty> probably heard right
<Benji> i also just made that upComment: by elo
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<Basillisk> i got an exam
<Basillisk> im nervous as shit :(
<ReaperLK> basi
<ReaperLK> heres a tip
<Alex1> *sighs*
<ReaperLK> you get in that test's face
<ReaperLK> and be like "LISTEN HO, I WILL RAPE YOU"
<ReaperLK> or sit next to a nerd
<ReaperLK> coughcough alex coughcough <.< >.>Comment: irc.travian.org #rune
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<scathing> You just get traded around don't you.
<TelErusva> lol
<Nakatul> no
<Nakatul> they think they trade me
<Nakatul> but I own them
<TelErusva> We do trade him
<TelErusva> You don't own me Nak
<scathing> He's like a pokemon :O
<Lissy> we do
<Lissy> yes
<Nakatul> great, just what I need people getting a log of... a 15-year-old and a 19-year-old talking about how they trade me |
#271526* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* doviende nomnoms a zinc lozenge
<katep> cold coming on?
<doviende> hopefully not
<katep> I should pick some of those up just in case
<doviende> but the other day i coughed and it sounded vaguely like what chani does every few minutes all day
<katep> o_O
<katep> is she currently sick or is she just broken?
<doviende> almost done being sick, i think
<doviende> the cough frequency is much less than it was last week
<LoneGamer> i'm clearly playing too much tf2, i just thought about bashing chani with a wrench to fix her
<classam> SPY'S SAPPIN' MAH CHANI |
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<Unknown|360> Obama is like Overstock.com.
<Unknown|360> Full of shit, but adored by idiots.
<slack> WTF??? i use overstock.com and voted for obama u asshoel
<Unknown|360> Point proven.
<slack> fuk uComment: Slack is our resident Idiot.
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<Nods65> And grounded
<zlh32> well dont masterbate whilst looking at ur sister in the shower
<Nods65> The whole of the brisbane airport that is |
#270686* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<quickfive> so i’m browsing thepiratebay.. and i stumble across this: “Mexican watermelon selling wetback slut gets thirsty under hot afternoon sun and decides to suck a innocent horse dry”
<quickfive> i kinda wanna see it |
#270685* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@joe___> MercuryTDM retail price $12,900. legit internet price $9,675 downloading off the internet: 5 minutes |
#270514* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< mngrif_> 03:06 -!- idle : 3 days 23 hours 14 mins 15 secs
< mngrif> i think that's a personal best!
-!- You're now known as mngrif
* mngrif resumes idling
<@heart> :]
<@heart> stamina! |
#270196* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<L4m3r> ever used scheme, blast007? (it's a lisp variant)
<blast007> nopth, I never hath uth thath |
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<cdecl> holy fucking shit microsoft. the calling convention is correct. nothing is wrong
<Dslrocks10> ?
<cdecl> visual studio is just bitching
<Dslrocks10> lmfao |
#269956* (?/36) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
[23:38] <Arocalex> Anyone else want to insult me?
[23:39] <Arocalex> I guess not
[23:39] <Il_ZoZecksi> yes
[23:39] <Arocalex> that means you wub me once more
[23:39] <Arocalex> oh
[23:39] <Il_ZoZecksi> YOU ARE A COCKSUCKING FAG AND A BIG BAG OF LIQUID DIARRHEA
[23:39] <Lexuzis> i second that
[23:40] <Il_ZoZecksi> I HOPE YOU DIE OF A PAINFUL GENITAL DISEASE
[23:40] <SittingDuck> You're uglier than TU!
[23:40] <&arsy> wow, low blow SD
[23:40] <Il_ZoZecksi> that was uncalled for SittingDuck
[23:40] <Arocalex> yeah
[23:40] <The_Unknown> X(
[23:40] <Arocalex> thats just too far |
#269657* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<rabit> OH AND ON THE TOPIC OF WEIRD FETISHES
<rabit> I must admit that my current most awesome fantasy is a bunch of cute little anthro bunnies having HARD CORE SEX. I don't know why.
<ad2836> That's not a weird fetish D: |
#269564* (?/45) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
***metroidhunter777 is listening to Beginnings - Chicago
***metroidhunter777 is listening to Beginnings - Chicago (Tromboner solo)
***So_Crates doesn't give a fuck what MH is listening to. |
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<JamesPicard_007> I am going to get extraordinarily violent here and it won't be pretty.
<Diddgery> Oh boy.
<Weil> Darn, and just when I thought it might be a normal night...
<JamesPicard_007> Why? Why did you go and make The Pink Panther 2? The first one was a sham...
<Diddgery> "Normal?"
<Diddgery> With the Friz? No way!
<Diddgery> SURFING ON A SOUNDWAVE
<Diddgery> SWINGIN THROUGH THE STARS
<Weil> -Yea I'm realizing the stupidity in my last statment.
<Diddgery> TAKE A LEFT AT YOUR INTESTINE
<Diddgery> TAKE A SECOND RIGHT PAST MARS
<Diddgery> ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BU--
<Diddgery> ok i'm done |
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* SpitefulTech gets out the weedwacker and the crowbar of suprise penitration, and flowers
<PinkFreud> SpitefulTech: going on a date, eh?
<SpitefulTech> pffft. why would i bring flowers on a date? |
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<Rius> My mom grounded me for being gay. |
#269301* (?/45) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<zren> well i have the nodvd crack
<zren> because inserting dvds to play a game is for homosexual furries. |
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(Iridium) Oooh, breaking. A judge in connecticut is about to rule to allow same sex marriages.
(QuarterlyProphet) he's gonna allow it
(QuarterlyProphet) because dat's how we roll up here
(Iridium) ... gaily? |
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Mowaza: what are friends for anyways
Antimerc191: download shiz
Mowaza: if you're not sharing that pizza you can take your presence out of my sight!
Antimerc191: indeed
MyDearWatson616: usenet: i'll share as much of my pizza with you as you want but you have to pay me a constant fee
MyDearWatson616: bittorrent: you can have my pizza, but i put it in a food processor to make it eaiser to get to you
MyDearWatson616: limewire: heres some pizza... ignore the dirty needles in the cheese
Antimerc191: torrents: heres some pizza, the pizzaboy may be extremely slow and possibly a copComment: irc.gamesurge.net #incrysis
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