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#294581* (?/45) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<aliass> whats a kept man
<Adnap> en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kept_man
<aliass> fuck is there a wiki for everything
<Sapphira> um
<Sapphira> it's just wikipedia
<aliass> look you rancid seacow i wasnt asking you |
#294580* (?/41) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
a******41n: SWEET MOTHER OF SCIENCE I’M DYING!
a******41n: I just maced myself
a******41n: in the face
a******41n: with hawaiian ginger
d********d: I need to hook up the web cam to catch those events
a******41n: …you think its funny?
d********d: …yes |
#294577* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< s i n b a d 2 6 9 / M e r c u r y > says (01:10):
intel only got the multi core thing right with the c2d
q2d
c2q*
Xadacka o_O' says (01:10):
lolComment: Intel chips... he fgot there in the end! lol
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#294575* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
cripyhaze4: wow i didnt know they made a new unsolved mysteries TV series
cripyhaze4: its full of dumb bitches getting raped
cripyhaze4: i dont see what is so unsolved
cripyhaze4: and whats the mystery |
#294558* (?/39) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<rac> who was taking care of plates yesterday after the party?
<Peter> me, and?
<rac> I understand that you can pour cake with vodka and put all the food on one plate
<rac> I understand throwing bottles out the window
<rac> I understand that you can eject to tub
<rac> I understand that you can vomit to sink
<rac> but I don't fucking understand why id you attempt to wash plates in that vomited sink. |
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<@bbot> my modem is of the opinion that 129.42.18.103 doesn't exist
<@bbot> what a bitch
<+lincest> wow, that ip looks a lot like my mobile number
<@bbot> it would
<@bbot> since it's only a couple digits off
<+lincest> yes... if the 9 and 1 were 0 and 4 it would be an number anagram
<+lincest> why do you know my mobile number? >_>
<@bbot> because you fucking told me that it looked like your mobile number
<@bbot> I just rephrased what you said, using the magic of words. |
#294554* (?/46) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
The first rule of Fap Club is: You do not talk about Fap Club.
The second rule of Fap Club is: You DO NOT talk about Fap Club.
Third rule of Fap Club: Someone yells "Stop!", goes limp, taps out... the fap is over.
Fourth rule: Only one guy to a fap.
Fifth rule: One fap at a time, fellas.
Sixth rule: No shirt, no pants.
Seventh rule: Faps will go on as long as they have to.
And - the eighth and final rule: If this is your first night at Fap Club, you have to fap. |
#294553* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
[22:32:24] giornlives: how's the future!?
[22:32:28] magnificent7mod: apparantly blow jobs with toothpaste is better then flavored lube
[22:32:38] giornlives: good to know
[22:32:44] magnificent7mod: that's all I've learned
[22:32:47] magnificent7mod: from the futureComment: We were talking between timezones.
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<ApplePiez> is it weird that i have fantasies that women i am dating will make me wear womens clothes and treat me like a girl?
<ApplePiez> and deny me sex and i have to ask for permission to masturbate into my cute pink panties?
<ApplePiez> does that make me a freak?
<ApplePiez> DOES IT?! |
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Yukupo: haha
Yukupo: i had a dream i had a life
Yukupo: it was weird and i skipped like my first two classes for the first week of school
Chaos: I have a dream....
Chaos: that nerds will stop sitting in their basement 12 hours a day playing wow |
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<turneralex> im a linux n00b compiling gentoo
<turneralex> fuck.
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#294539* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<limi> ryddim.org (available)
<limi> Got Ryddim? ;)
<benbangert> I'm not entirely sure how thats pronounced?
<limi> like Rhythm
<limi> "riddim" is common slang for rhythm
<rocky> where i'm from "th" frequently becomes "d" ... so "the" is "duh", "there" is "d'ere"
<tarek> so a thread lock becomes a dreadlock ? |
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<+Redly> im eating 2 english muffins for dinner and going to fucking bed
<+withnail> do you know what kinda muffins we eat in england
<+withnail> fucking american muffins |
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<guyonasm> i like my pepperonis how I like my penis. null and void |
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<+bknj> time to eat.....bbl
* +bknj (~barndt398@horny-7B943573.nwrknj.east.verizon.net) has left #fem_fantasies
<+strht> don't trust me
<+Smiley> I picked out a collar but going to wait I think.. would like to give it in person
<+Lexi> mmmmm much better in person; I wouldn't do it any other way. :)
<+strht> i need to get my cat fixed and i can't find a vet that won't vaccinate him
<+Smiley> I bought her some gels and vibe and anal beed vibe |
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* rmhq joined #eeepc
<rmhq> hello, is there anyone alive? :)
<rmhq> is this a asus eee pc irc channal or just a counter strike clan tag? :)
<SkaveRat> the name was randomly generated
<rmhq> oh ok
<rmhq> cuz I was surfing quakenet for a eee pc channal :)
<SkaveRat> a 1:26^5 chance this one was generated. so it's a common name
<rmhq> well, have a nice day, sir
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<SkaveRat> *facepalm* |
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[ waynnnerhead] super dyke
[ waynnnerhead] lets part
[ waynnnerhead] party guys you are?
[ waynnnerhead] hello
[@malphas] thin y ur lient ght broken restart g m ybe
::: signoff/#sorcery waynnnerhead (Quit: CGI:IRC (EOF))
[@malphas] :>
[+WarHawk] haw |
#294529* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Casey: i hope it checks the hash before it uploads
Steven: mmm hash
Steven: need to go to sconyers
Casey: you've been there before?
Steven: no
Steven: but i know they have hash
Casey: is gut hash too
Casey: man i want to go there and ask if they have any md5 sauce for my hash
Steven: mmm can i get a checksum whatwhat
Casey: our table would likely be ignored by the waitresses after that
Steven: excuse me ma'am, we'd like to join these tables
Steven: >.>
Casey: unless it's a hot nerdy chick in cs
Casey: :D
Casey: man, pamela needs to work at sconyers
Casey: she'd get the jokes at least
Casey: and i'd ask her to marry me if she said inner or outer join
Casey: or natural
Steven: mmm
Steven: do you accept cache?
Casey: :D
Steven: we have GOT to go to sconyers now
Casey: OMG we need to go to a restraunt now and use up all of our corny jokes
Steven: totally
Steven: id laugh until i pee
Casey: me too!
Steven: ok we need to get a bunch of cs people to go out for bbq
Casey: we should get all the people from cs to go, the ones we like anyway
Steven: then we could be like omgwtfbbq!
Casey: oh man, sconyers doesn't know what's in store for itComment: Sconyers is a local barbecue joint
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misterj: New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done.
redrum0127: who cares, by the time the night's over i'll have killed her and shagged her corpse |
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foy: Oh yer and I made a chick almost choak on my cum LOL I didnt have a wack for like 3 weeks Blowjob on beach at 1am But yer it was the biggest load ever!
foy: alright ill be back later washing dog k
misterj: Well, thanks for telling me about your big jizz load.
foy: It got you hard
misterj: I wasn't hard until you mentioned your dog. |
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#ichat# Sys@BlackHole: interesting discussion on virtualisation guys, thanks for clearing some things up for me
#ichat# Sinistrad@Dead_Souls: We're drunk
#ichat# Sys@BlackHole: the old excuses are the best! |
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<gothchick> one client at a time, please. |
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<-- PeacefulAnarchy has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Valtieri> that's right, there is no PeacefulAnarchy |
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[GOD[][][]] FUCK IRCOPS
<Cowclops> just saying
<Cowclops> asking for feedback is a good first step
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#294511* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Dread> WIMMIN!
<WillM> Dread, give her a magazine. Problem solved.
<Emilie> oo magazine
<Dread> lol
<WillM> see?Comment: Emilie, is of course, a female.
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