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This quote has been fermenting for 16 years and has been voted on 46 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 50.3% chance of being approved.

#294554* (?/46) ⚐Flag
The first rule of Fap Club is: You do not talk about Fap Club.
The second rule of Fap Club is: You DO NOT talk about Fap Club.
Third rule of Fap Club: Someone yells "Stop!", goes limp, taps out... the fap is over.
Fourth rule: Only one guy to a fap.
Fifth rule: One fap at a time, fellas.
Sixth rule: No shirt, no pants.
Seventh rule: Faps will go on as long as they have to.
And - the eighth and final rule: If this is your first night at Fap Club, you have to fap.
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