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#294660* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
natalie why don't you just eat a shamwow
ham if I had a shamwow
ham why don't you eat a lot of food and get fat and have poor self-esteem?
ham hey, there. tables are turned |
#294653* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Grant-A: Sex is not very Taboo in the United States
Grant-A: At the age of 16 you can legal have sex with anyone 16-17 years of age
Grant-A: at 18 you can have sex with anyone 18 legally
K_Sakura: From what I've heard, in Japan its from 13 (not sure on the upper range).
Grant-A: It must be lower than that in China with its 1B people
K_Sakura: Not necessarily.
Grant-A: I would think after 500M people the government would atleast start putting condom dispensers in all clothing
Phelyx: in all clothing?
Grant-A: yes :P
Phelyx: well there is the religious right
Phelyx: that believes we should all be abstienent till our ballsacs burst
Phelyx: then there is the radical left that suggest sexual training at age 12
Grant-A: Well, in Abrahamic religions sex is not allowed until marriage (With the exception of Islamic Concubines)
Grant-A: Well, Sex ed. should be taught in most grades so that children know what to stay away from
Grant-A: Anti-catholic priest class
Grant-A: Btw, my visa mailed my dog a mastercard O_o
K_Sakura: O_o
Phelyx: so again Infantry helmets is that spiders or snakesComment: From #themanaworld on freenode, removed timestamps, merged correctinos
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#294647* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<EricTheRed-> though i don't mind booty sex once in a while myself
<`WarpKat> where the hell are you? prison? |
#294645* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<`WarpKat> you know what sucks about having an office? when you fart and it just lingers because the vent is blowing IN |
#294642* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Customer: well you unable to offer my server
Operator: Not really, it's running just fine!
Customer: its not
Operator: How isn't it?
Customer: becuase the custurma is allways right and i said its not |
#294640* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<penchant> i wish i could hide emotion like you
<penchant> my poker face is like
<penchant> :} |
#294636* (?/39) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* @grobe0ba puts on some music
* @grobe0ba turns off the light
* @grobe0ba goes into geek mode
* @grobe0ba is suddenly all-knowing
<@Pulpie> nice
<@grobe0ba> shit. the connection is timing out.
<@Pulpie> its on port 20072
<@grobe0ba> damn it. forgot that bit. |
#294633* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Vursitis> Dude, I saw the hottest thing ever today.
<Austone> ?
<Vursitis> A woman, in a cowboy hat, chewing tobacco.
<Austone> Ew, chewing tobacco...
<Vursitis> No dude... That screams I own a belt fed weapon.
<Austone> I swear dude... you are vile... |
#294630* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Vulcanjaded: sex = stop exploding
Vulcanjaded:
ZondaHawk3k: hahaha
ZondaHawk3k: find a can of gas and light it on fire. then scream, SEX, SEX, SEX!
Vulcanjaded: hahahaha
Vulcanjaded: thatd be the most hilarious thing to witness as it blows up in my face
ZondaHawk3k: people would look at you funny.
Vulcanjaded: then be like
Vulcanjaded: wow instead of running he sreamed "sex" at a can of gasoline
ZondaHawk3k: lmfao |
#294628* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* Ankh was dreaming about donk... er n/m
( ^Faye^) donkey kong?
( malphas) s/k/g
( ^Faye^) lol
( Ankh) no, s/k/d/
( malphas) dond?
( ^Faye^) dond?
( root) dondey dong?
( Ankh) dong, dear.
( malphas) ( malphas) s/k/g
( Ankh) it's like a game of dare
( ^Faye^) no no no
( ^Faye^) malphas is replacing Ankh's sentence
( ^Faye^) Ankh is replacing mine
( malphas) Oh
( ^Faye^) for shame
( Ankh) .-7g/kong/s/k/d/p
( malphas) Wow, that was really confusing.
( malphas) So, Ankh is dreaming about donkey dong. Glad we cleared that up. |
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lonestarnorth: i wish i pooped small diamonds
scaramouche: No you don't!
scaramouche: That'd hurt!
scaramouche: LIKE A LOT.
lonestarnorth: SMALL ones
scaramouche: STILL POINTY.
lonestarnorth: and do you know how much poop you'd need to make for it to be compressed into a diamond?
lonestarnorth: you'd make a pair of earrings each month
lonestarnorth: it'd be like pooping a piece of corn
scaramouche: Um...
scaramouche: That, and I don't think shit's made of carbon.
scaramouche: I think it's mostly water.
lonestarnorth: yes, well, obviously magic would be involved
lonestarnorth: the point is i'd be rich forever
scaramouche: Not really.
scaramouche: 2 earrings a month?
scaramouche: That's not much.
lonestarnorth: ...okay, fine, i'll eat more pizza
scaramouche: Then it would get to be painful though.
scaramouche: It'd still be painful, actually.
scaramouche: All that shit compressing inside your colon...
lonestarnorth: okay, i wish i owned a diamond mine
scaramouche: Much better.
lonestarnorth: you bastard
scaramouche: Hahahahaha. |
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<BobTheBeheader> my cat is on my lap
<Jackal> you finally got some pussy bob
<Jackal> congrats |
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09:26 TH3PEACEMAKER : this takes me back
09:26 TH3PEACEMAKER : to when i was 14-15 and got lucky
09:27 napa1m : You won the lottery?
09:27 bubbaStapes : haha
09:27 TH3PEACEMAKER : lol close
09:27 IownUrFace : The pink lottery?
09:27 TH3PEACEMAKER : better them that
09:27 napa1m : Or the brown one..
09:27 IownUrFace : xD |
#294612* (?/47) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Billenium> anyone in here a hardware junkie?
<Billenium> Does anyone know what a power lead is?Comment: #zomgwtfbbq on irc.p2p-network.net
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#294605* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<XD001> wait
<XD001> hi there Zazie_Rainyday!
* Received a CTCP Sound bod822.wav from XD001 (to #help)
<Mr-shutter> ,,,
<XD001> are you hearing something?
<Mr-shutter> why would we |
#294604* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* VerdaFolio changes topic to 'Happy New Year! Alchemist has graduated and JohnDarc has flunked out of college! Merry 2009!
* JohnDarc has joined #sbu
<JohnDarc> ugh
* JohnDarc has left #sbu
<@VerdaFolio> :D |
#294603* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
(+Brandon) Branden
(+Branden) Yesh?
(+Brandon) when me and myah get married you are one of my best men :P
(+Brandon) Mwahahaha.
(+Brandon) Either that or flower girl.Comment: k-furradio
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* reptilicus slaps guest68 around a bit with a large trout
* LordZeebmork slaps guest68 around a bit with a large trout
guest68 [~guest68@Rizon-378653C0.lv.lv.cox.net] has quit []
<+LordZeebmork> lmfao
<+mrscriblam> lol
<+LordZeebmork> allergic to fish, I guess |
#294601* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<DarKnD ReMiS> hey babe
<Taur> Whats up?
<DarKnD ReMiS> watching robot chicken. lol it's that scene with the gummi bear where its singing and gets it leg caught in that trap thing for bears, and starts screaming.
<Taur>... you mean a Bear Trap?
<DarKnD ReMiS> Yea! lol
<Taur> ...>sigh< and yet your semesters grades are way higher than mine =/ |
#294598* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<&Primo> a hard penis is often put in jets.
<soccer_09> weird that you say that about jets :o
* Primo was kicked by Primo (stupid primo, behave! X()
* Primo (ja@e122196.upc-e.chello.nl) has joined #mod
* ChanServ sets mode: +oa Primo Primo
<Arocalex> whats that an autorejoin?
<Arocalex> ban urself
<&Primo> no, actually, i don't have that here
<Arocalex> !!
<&Primo> i do have it in belgium though
<&Primo> but fine
* Primo sets mode: +b *!*@e122196.upc-e.chello.nl
<Arocalex> now kick
<Arocalex> I decree it
<Arocalex> OBEY
* Primo was kicked by Primo (X()
<Arocalex> I HAVE THA POWAAAAAAAA
<soccer_09> hax0r
<Arocalex> UNLIMITED POWAAAAA |
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<Harry> wow, windows fails, im on a 32 bit windows, and it is trying to install .NET framweork updates for x86 :X |
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Hq2RV4 ckde82FskbVa9Hhf3dComment: Hq2RV4 ckde82FskbVa9Hhf3d
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{01-03-2009} [11:30:27] <COPS> Pollice! We have you surrounded!
{01-03-2009} [11:30:30] * +}W{ (wk@irc-2D4382E4.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Leaving)
{01-03-2009} [11:30:33] * +noone711 (potato@irc-61A1CA5D.cust.wildblue.net) Quit (Connection reset by peer) |
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Hi, good site,Comment: Hi, good site,
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Archkittens: i have this image of you in a clown suit screaming at me
Archkittens: it's a very tasteful clown suit
The_Jack_of_Clubs: indeed
The_Jack_of_Clubs: classeh clown
Archkittens: classy clown is classy |
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