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<fawful> Mostly because again I am a terrible debater and I have no argument at this time
<veovis> How often do you debate maths?
<fawful> maths?
<veovis> Yeah
<fawful> I...don't.....unless you mean calculating
<veovis> No, I mean how good of a maths debater are you?
<fawful> I've never debated MATH, I've never even heard of debating math
<veovis> You've never debated math?
<fawful> Not that I...know of
<fawful> Unless you're just using a different term
<veovis> What you're trying to say is that you're not a math debater?
<fawful> I am not
<veovis> Never? There must have been one time when you have debated math
<fawful> Uh.... Explain debating math to me
<veovis> Ok
<fawful> So I'm sure what you mean by it
<veovis> I debate English, so I'm an English debater
<veovis> Bobby debates history, so he's a history debater
<veovis> You debate math, so what are you?
<fawful> A math debater
<veovis> HAHAHA, FAWFUL'S A MATHDEBATER
<fawful> omg you suck XD
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#294821* (?/41) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
wait, shit
LOLComment: Ego fail
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#294820* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Grant-A: some cheap bible I bought from a corner store had a KFC advertisement in it near the plagues of moses
Grant-A: bad placement though
Jaxad0127: and that's our fault?
Grant-A: no, I just found it humorous
Jaxad0127: lol
Grant-A: "and the first born shall die... Get your favorite Fried Chicken from KFC!"
Jaxad0127: lolComment: From #themanaworld on freenode.
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#294819* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<comex> so, anyone know what message_queue_send actually does
<BHSPitLap> I'm obviously doing it wrong
<comex> I guess it's like receive in parameters
<comex> except that makes about as much sense as a pile of shit
<Zamadatix> a pile of shit makes a lot of sense, would you rather have it spread all over?
<BHSPitLap> some people are into that sort of thing
<BHSPitLap> I know 2girls who are |
#294816* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@Pro-AM> fuckin ghost town in here today
* richyy has joined #popcornhour
<illumin> boo
<@Pro-AM> evenin
* @ascian hits Pro-AM in the shin with a rusty chisel.
<@Pro-AM> :(
* @Pro-AM isnt feelin the lub
<@ascian> aw, it was a vicious attack of affection
<illumin> violence is the norm on irc
<@ascian> quiet you, or i'll stab you in the trachea with straw
<illumin> its like a text version of mad max in the thunderdome
* @Pro-AM he needs his meds
<@ascian> could be worse, i could roast you both to death inside a 6' s'more
<@Pro-AM> now that is creative
<@Pro-AM> and yums quite yummy
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<endragon> I wish people would get over this whole Obama thing
<endragon> he's black, k, and he's a president, k
<endragon> WE FUCKING GET ITComment: #chatzone on irc.triborn.co.za
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<Seraph> I don't like when the "animal track" tips in O'Reilly books turn less into helpful additions and more into counterarguments for the concepts they're supposed to be reinforcing.
<Seraph> It's like watching a programming language actually split into two sentient beings before my eyes, deftly battling for control of my budding young style.
<Seraph> Needless to say I've have a pretty weird growing-up as a coder. |
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<Seth> Yeah, we dont really have any poisonous animals around here
<Seth> I hear some shrews are poisonous, but I dont think they are the ones we have
<Valtieri> Seth: My ex was... |
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InfernalTempestX: hey, next time me and you see wes and theres like no one around, we're kicking his ass
Vulcanjaded: whatd he do
InfernalTempestX: i cummed all over my backpack
InfernalTempestX: he cummed* |
#294798* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
boss2245: Fucka!
boss2245: :-D
*** Auto-response from Ye: Watching TV, but leave me a message if you want to talk
boss2245: (I want that on record as a common memo so people know I was a cool dude)
boss2245: (But not fratboy cool. Just random and profane cool.)
boss2245: (This is a long, very high pspps.)
boss2245: (Postscript explaining the post-script abbreviation of a postscript of a post-postscript )
boss2245: (PPSPPS Sounds a lot like the word "penis." on a scratch pad.)
boss2245: (PSPPSPPS I need to explain that all of the PS's are an accurate hierarchy of the former Post Scripts as per a string method, like on old BBoards. I spelled everything right in this post, which is proof that pot makes me so smart.)
boss2245: But seriously, respond because *you* were on vacation all Goddamned *week.* |
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Vicarious: "You mean to tell me there are still people who haven't seen Star Wars? What a bunch of losers! I've seen it over 500 times."
Vicarious: irony alert
Antess/Phlintlock: LUL |
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<BearFanClub> and Blue, im not a giant cock, i just take the piss out of everything
<Blue> So you're more like a giant catheter?Comment: Latran defending himself on #Northernfurs
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#294790* (?/39) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Things> :/
<BlueFusion> did u leave ur light on or off
<Things> on
<BlueFusion> try it with the lights off
<BlueFusion> did it take 16 seconds again this time or did you manage to make it take longer
<Things> nah it onlygoes up to 16 seconds
<Things> which is plentyComment: Talking about image exposure, you dirty mind.
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Firefly- > convo died
weh > convo?
Firefly- > the converstation
Firefly- > station?
Firefly- > lmfao
Firefly- > im suck a nob
Firefly- > OMFG
Firefly- > i meant suchComment: #chat-world
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webcest I once helped a cow give birth. And yes I helped in the conception too. |
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* Pride285_ (~Pride285@Swift-E5FAB9C7.jetstream.xtra.co.nz) has joined #hello
<+`boBo> no wonder ur single
<@azure> I HAVE BREASTS
<@azure> NOT PECTORALS
* Pride285_ (~Pride285@Swift-E5FAB9C7.jetstream.xtra.co.nz) Quit (Client exited)Comment: #hello, SwiftIRC
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#294779* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Kodan882: I shall now commence annoying you for no reason.
Kodan882: Linux sucks.
Kokushoku Karasu: Why does it suck?
Kodan882: Microsoft rules.
Kodan882: Open source is a ripoff.
Kokushoku Karasu: Uhm... oxymoron.
Kokushoku Karasu: MS ripped off far more people than Torvalds/Stallman ever did.
Kodan882: You better watch out, you better not cry, better not pout I'm telling you why!
Santa Claus is coming to town!
He's making a list and checking it twice! Gonna find out who's naughty or nice. Santa Claus is coming to town!!
He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good. So be good for goodness sake! Oh you better watch out, you better not cry! Better not pout I'm telling you why! Santa Claus is coming to town!!
Kodan882: Told you.
Kokushoku Karasu: That sounds like a peeping tom and/or a child child molester.
Kodan882: I can continue.
Kodan882: ADMIT DEFEAT!
Kokushoku Karasu: About? |
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<+Pumpkin> fuck me, I thought this was a channel about goats, jesus christ, what have I been doing all these years
-!- Pumpkin [pumpkin@the.series.of.tubes] has left #multiplay |
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[Mechazawa] Its a straight paste, itll be a bit long
‹‹‹ Mechazawa quit. Message: Excess Flood |
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<Diablo-D3> shuddup Pyro, you wouldnt know what to do with a woman even if she stripped naked, covered herself with chocolate syrup and threw herself at you |
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[17:33] DeLiQuEnT: ah , same shit... blame the church xD
[17:33] draqshorul: anyways... they can't give orders to doctors :D
[17:33] draqshorul: if the church says no,... doctors say yes.... doctors win >:)
[17:33] DeLiQuEnT: lol
[17:34] DeLiQuEnT: the simplest teory i've ever seen =)
[17:34] draqshorul: the doctor simply asks.. do you have a Ph.D. in medicine ?
[17:34] DeLiQuEnT: no, but i have god on my side with 2k years of experience :P
[17:35] draqshorul: so what...he's a virgin... doesn't even know how a pussy looks like :D
[17:35] DeLiQuEnT: roflmao =)
[17:35] draqshorul: big deal he had a baby... made in vitro
[17:35] draqshorul: with another slutty girl from Nazareth |
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<BigToeCommando> Doesn't your password/account name get blocked out in steam chat? |
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* RangerRick is cleaning a metric ass-ton of cruft off his hard drive
<RangerRick> so far I've gone from 5 GB free to 30
<sfb> HD Porn takes up a lot of space.
<RangerRick> it does
<RangerRick> I had to get rid of all of my giraffe scat porn |
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< Craig> Careful hes angry! he might spray ink
<~Thyth> He's not a squid.
< Octopussy> octopuses have ink too
< Torquey> but not OctopansiesComment: #Tribes
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fatcatComment: herro everyone
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