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lonestarnorth: i wish i pooped small diamonds
scaramouche: No you don't!
scaramouche: That'd hurt!
scaramouche: LIKE A LOT.
lonestarnorth: SMALL ones
scaramouche: STILL POINTY.
lonestarnorth: and do you know how much poop you'd need to make for it to be compressed into a diamond?
lonestarnorth: you'd make a pair of earrings each month
lonestarnorth: it'd be like pooping a piece of corn
scaramouche: Um...
scaramouche: That, and I don't think shit's made of carbon.
scaramouche: I think it's mostly water.
lonestarnorth: yes, well, obviously magic would be involved
lonestarnorth: the point is i'd be rich forever
scaramouche: Not really.
scaramouche: 2 earrings a month?
scaramouche: That's not much.
lonestarnorth: ...okay, fine, i'll eat more pizza
scaramouche: Then it would get to be painful though.
scaramouche: It'd still be painful, actually.
scaramouche: All that shit compressing inside your colon...
lonestarnorth: okay, i wish i owned a diamond mine
scaramouche: Much better.
lonestarnorth: you bastard
scaramouche: Hahahahaha. |