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[WuTangle] DrunkAus: tell me something i dont know
[WuTangle] A.Y.B.A.B.T.U: Vaginas are awesome.
[WuTangle] DrunkAus: rly?
[WuTangle] DrunkAus: like how awesome? |
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<cbilljones> i have an xchat question
<cbilljones> how do i see the peers?
<Deno> /exit
<Deno> hold
<Deno> press
<Deno> F4
cbilljones «~cbill@MoarIRC-25661016.ed.shawcable.net» has Quit iRC |
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JkZHfC hi! its a nice site!Comment: JkZHfC hi! its a nice site!
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<Peaton> i got sound on my laptop, in both speakers and headset at the sáme moment O.o
<Killerkid> ??
<Peaton> so i cant watch pr0n with sound O.o
<Peaton> cuz my parrents will hear
<Peaton> and i dont like pr0n without it O.o
<Peaton> wait, did i send that, ,OH GOD DAMNIT |
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VwGa1F hi! its a nice site!Comment: VwGa1F hi! its a nice site!
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<@chris> the amount of times
<@chris> ive dropped the soap
<@chris> and thought
<@chris> im so glad im not in jail
<Hawkerz> i wonder if my freebsd partitions ever think that
<Hawkerz> 'shit, i dropped the soap
<Hawkerz> why am i jailed'
<Hawkerz> too bad bash.org sucks cock now
<Hawkerz> or else that quote might be worthy
<Hawkerz> :p
<Kawinma> there's still qdb |
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ivan: man im funny tonight
ivan: its like diarrhea of the mouth, cept with comedy spewing out
thunderkatz: worst. image. ever. |
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[17:57] <Barack-Obama> lol
[17:57] <George_Bush> ): |
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Arch_Laughter: i got it!
Arch_Laughter: hack her ipod touch!
-AgA- VaRoflRaptor: how wud that help???
Arch_Laughter: i have no clue
Arch_Laughter: i got it!
Arch_Laughter: buy her a movie she likes!
Arch_Laughter: then watch it with her!
-AgA- VaRoflRaptor: oh and have sex during it like usual??
-AgA- VaRoflRaptor: lolol
Arch_Laughter: like usual?!
Arch_Laughter: lawl thats not what i was going for
-AgA- VaRoflRaptor: and get her lingeri
-AgA- VaRoflRaptor: i no
-AgA- VaRoflRaptor: i'm jokin lol
Arch_Laughter: no
Arch_Laughter: you arnt |
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Ben I hate people who put discographies in "Rar's" on torrents
Ben fucking jerks
fuchsia what's wrong with rars?
mah saying the archive format in public, that's what:
mah "yeah, it was RARed"
mah "what?"
mah RARed
Nic rawred
mah RAR was useful on irc back when dial-up was the norm and you had to split a large file up
mah now, go fuck off, rar
Ben YES, RAR CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF
mah no one wants your shit here
mah you've faggoted up this place long enough
mah shit, I'm all riled up. never going to sleep tonight
fuchsia rars will do that to you.
Nic YA GOT ANY RARS BRO
Nic IM FUCKIN' JONESIN' FOR SOME RARS
Ben NO BRO, FUCK RARS
mah rardy rar rar
Ben FUCK RARS, IN THE RARING FUCK HOLE.
Nic IN THE FUCKING RARE HOLE
Ben I'LL FUCK YOUR RAR HOLE.
Nic YOUR RARSE HOLE
mah I'll suck yo dick for a rar
Ben RAR!
Nic I GOT DEEZ CHEESEBURGERS FOR A RAR
Ben DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ RARS, RIGHT HERE.. IIGHT.
mah I went to china and got RARS
webcest rar.z
Ben BITCH, GAVE ME RARS
mah HERE IN MY RAR
mah I FEEL SAFEST OF ALL
fuchsia i want to go to rars
Nic ON THE SIDE OF THE FREEWAY IN MY RAR
fuchsia on a rarcketship
mah is there life on rars?
Ben I CAN P/W LOCK ALL MY RARS
webcest HEY HEY YOU YOU GET INTO MY RAR
fuchsia GET OUT OF MY DREAMS, AND GET INTO MY RAR
mah my favorite comic strip is RARFIELD
Nic I GOT NO PICK-UP LINES
Nic I STAY ON THE GRIND
Nic I TELL THE HOS ALL THE TIME
Nic BITCH GET IN MY RAR
Ben OK, I'M DONE
Nic yeah me too
mah played-out
webcest Before Conan O'Brien I used to love watch Johnny RARson.
Ben OHSHIT PHIL TOOK IT TOO FAR
fuchsia HE TOOK IT TOO RAR
webcest They're going to inRARcerate me.
Brad rar you serarious
Nic I'm wanted for Rarson
Ben Now, we're just becoming the newer seasons of SNL
Ben LET'S QUIT. |
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Vic: yea. my sisters at her dads, and mommy dearest left me to clean her disaster of a room.
Vic: which is like a tornado on steroids. |
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( +Zyntax ): someone made normal brownie mix
( +Zyntax ): and then a big black chocolate man spooged the purest and most chocolatey chocolate into it
( +Zyntax ): and then baked it
( @FotG ): You think of black men as chocolate....
( @FotG ): interesting |
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vault: DUDE
vault: FUCK YOU HAVE TO HELP ME
vault: DAMMIT
ShadowSocks: ?
vault: UGH
ShadowSocks: What?
vault: DUDE
vault: I ACCIDENTALLY A COKE BOTTLE
vault: THE WHOLE THING
ShadowSocks: ?
vault: OMG WUT DO I DO
ShadowSocks: u accidently a coke bottle?
vault: YES
ShadowSocks: u accidnely wut
vault: A COKE BOTTLE
ShadowSocks: ?
ShadowSocks: drank it?
vault: NO
vault: I ACCIDENTALLY A COKE BOTTLE
vault: THE WHOLE THING
vault: WHAT DO I DO
vault: MATT OMG
ShadowSocks: ok wtf is like stephen at ur house our sumthing?
vault: WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
ShadowSocks: wut what do you mean you accidently a coke bottle
ShadowSocks: ?
ShadowSocks: that makes no sense.
vault: ok
vault: i had it in my hand right
vault: the coke bottle
vault: like a 2 liter
ShadowSocks: yes
ShadowSocks: okay
vault: and i accidentally the whole thing
vault: FUCK WHAT DO I DO
ShadowSocks: ....
ShadowSocks: I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT THE FUCK THAT MEANS
vault: uuuuuuuuuugh i'm screwed
ShadowSocks: ...
ShadowSocks: did you spill it?
vault: MATT
ShadowSocks: WHAT
vault: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
vault: I TOLD YOU LIKE 1203982 TIMES
ShadowSocks: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
ShadowSocks: I ACCIDENTLY A COKE BOTTLE MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE
ShadowSocks: YOU NEED A VERB IN THAT FUCKING SENTENCE
ShadowSocks: YOU ACCIDENTLY WHAT A COKE BOTTLE?!?!
vault: STOP GIVING ME GRAMMAR LESSONS IM IN A BAD SITUATION RIGHT NOW
vault: REALLY FUCKING BAD
ShadowSocks: WELL WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!?!?
vault: DUDE I MIGHT HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL
ShadowSocks: ...
ShadowSocks: okay.
vault: OMG
vault: MY PARENTS ARENT HOME WHAT DO I DO
ShadowSocks: either stephens at your house, someones hacking your account, or your acting like a moron.
vault: lol im messing w/u
vault: that was fun
ShadowSocks: ... |
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Nic im trying to get fat enough to titty fuck myself |
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[02:02] * Orochi is now known as The_Emperor
[02:02] [The_Emperor:#Twokinds PING]
[02:02] <The_Emperor> The Emperor Pings Back |
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<cshake> ah, our favorite picture of tawnos...
<cshake> ... I think something just exploded in my microwave
<LadyM> he’s got a SEXAH BUM
<Keegan> augh! my eyes! >_<
<LadyM> O.o
<Ferrousknight> <cshake> ah, our favorite picture of tawnos
<Ferrousknight> <cshake> ... I think something just exploded in my pants
<Keegan> lmao
<Ferrousknight> I calls ‘em when I sees ‘em
<cshake> well, either way I now have a bowl of clam chowder
<LadyM> shake-how is your creamy white soup?
<cshake> almost gone now, getting cold though :(
<cshake> the little chewy parts in it are good too
<Ferrousknight> time to refill or you need to wait a half an hour?
<LadyM> ... |
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* loosechik sets mode: +iCKOuVcL
<BrensCamel> ... ... iLuVcOCK?
<loosechik> o_o ....
<loosechik> WTF?Comment: IRC error.
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(slow day in IT)
[IT-me] hey, looks like a slow day
[IT-wanker] yeah, we should have this wrapped up by 10am
[IT-me] what should we do after that?
[IT-wanker] I don't know waht do you want to do?
[IT-me] hmm, I thought I would review some IT utilities online, maybe read a couple SQL articles to review backup techniques
[IT-wanker] (pulls DVD out of his jacket) we could watch this...?
[IT-me] um, no thanks
[IT-wanker] you did last time
[IT-me] yeah, I guess I don't think its the right thing to do at work and the one last time was short anyway and we didn't
take a lunch so...
[IT-wanker] why? you thought it was ok before but now you don't? (sounding very annoyed)
[IT-me] well, I didn't think it was the right thing to do before but I am new here and you're the "boss" so I just went along with what you wanted to do
[IT-wanker] well we work long hours sometimes so when it's slow you have to take advantage of it
[IT-me] um, I don't.
[IT-wanker] you don't have to work hard all the time
[IT-me] no, but I am paid to work and my employer expects me to be working when I'm paid...
[IT-wanker] ...whatever.
[IT-me] (later learns new TSQL backup stuff from SQL article and finds RoboCopy GUI utility)
[IT-wanker] (watches 2 DVDs until it was time to go home) |
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(while remotley connected to customer's PC)
[IT-me] hey, do you think they'd mind if I cleaned up the desktop? there are a lot of icons we don't even use anymore?
[IT-wanker] (obviously irritated) why would you do that?
[IT-me] well, this is our account to access this system and we've left a lot of...
[IT-wanker] but it's THIER system
[IT-me] well, I know but they set this account up for us and overtime you and I have left a lot of...
[IT-wanker] (especially pissed now) ...just...don't...
[IT-me] well I didn't want to do it if you thought they would even care. I don't think they would at all. I'm not even sure
they login with our account and look at...
[IT-wanker] why are we still talking about this?
[IT-me] ...because you seem to question everything I do, like how to open Windows explorer...
[IT-wanker] what does that have to do with this?
[IT-me] well, if you don't think it's "the best way" to do things then I want to know what is and why...so we're not fighting
about it later, if I understand what you think is "the best way" to do things then I won't have to bug you about it.
[IT-wanker] well it's not
[IT-me] the best way?
[IT-wanker] yeah.
[IT-me] why?
[IT-wanker] because it's thier system.
[IT-me] well, that's true but they set this acount up specifically for...
[IT-wanker] IT IS NOT THE BEST WAY.
[IT-me] ok. what is the best way to clean up the desktop if it is littered with icons nobody uses?
[IT-wanker] (face red, body shaking) you just don't get it.
[IT-me] what? the best way to cleanup the desktop?
[IT-wanker] (ignoring me now...)
[IT-me] ok, how about I just put the old ones in a folder on the desktop?
[IT-wanker] what is this about?
[IT-me] ...? cleaning up icons on our account on the customer's PC?
[IT-wanker] no, what is this REALLY about?
[IT-me] what do you mean?
[IT-wanker] oh come on!
[IT-me] what? what's the problem?
[IT-wanker] just come out and say it?
[IT-me] say what? what are you talking about?
[IT-wanker] you know, just say it, just come out and say it?
[IT-me] no. I don't know. say what? what are you getting at?
[IT-wanker] just say it and get it over with.
[IT-me] I don't know what to say...
[IT-wanker] fine. (goes back to his PC)
To this day I still have no idea what he wanted me to say. |
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<L4m3r> I just sneezed up a HUGE booger... gross!
<SpazzyMcGee> I read that as 'squeezed a HUGE boner'.
<SpazzyMcGee> is that bad?
<L4m3r> probably |
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<allenk> I put my iPhone inside my fiancee and it gave me the "accessory not compatible" message
<PovAddict> ...what
<wanze> it's a lame joke
<allenk> It's not a joke
<Deepa|Away> Literally inside?
<allenk> Not fully
<wanze> haha
<allenk> Didn't want it to get stuck
<allenk> but like 3/4 in
<allenk> and then I kept flicking the vibrate/loud switch
<allenk> It was pretty weird
<PovAddict> consider buying an OhMiBod insteadComment: irc.freenode.net/##iphone - also see www.ohmibod.com/ohmibod.html
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Ana: I had a crush on him and kate moss as a couple! I thought they were cool
Ana: how to be famous and still super trashy as fuck and a pikey!
Ana: It's quite something, really!
Ana: popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/pete-doherty-1.jpg so sexy <3
ultra_violence is out of ...s
Ana: Thing is, even in studio pictures, he looks like a tramp
Ana: If you cant look like a decent human being after being heavily made up and photoshopped then theres something wrong with you
Ana: And that is the beauty of Pete Doherty and why he's so fascinating. I actually think he's an alien or, at least, a mutant! |
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<bog> Battlestar.Galactica.S04E11.720p.HDTV.x264-CTU[NUKED]
<bog> oh, the irony |
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<+moof> not being able to piss diamonds and shit gold bricks doesn't make you poor.
<&bd_> A serious medical condition that you'll have no problem paying the medical bills forComment: #japanese.utf8 on rizon
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