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I met a sketchy guy who works in the meat packaging industry. A fried of mine said she was concerned that he might, you know, cut me up and package me. |
#295089* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<mistchuf>si
<drschadenfreude>si what
<mistchuf>its yes in spanish
<drschadenfreude>duh what are you saying yes to
<mistchuf>this is why you take french
<drschadenfreude>oui
<drschadenfreude>wait didnt you fail spanish |
#295084* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<J> that was just wtf
<J> /quit
<Smiller> I had "Oh my god I need to shit" anxiety
<Smiller> *scuse
<Smiller> Mah
<Smiller> French
<J> it says "quit" on it
<J> how could you think that it would be the "brb button"
<Smiller> I didn't care, it worked.
<J> :(
<Smiller> I only had 2 seconds to figure out what I was doing. xD
<Smiller> Cuz that bomb was droppin whether I liked it or not.
<Camisado> TMI
<Smiller> xDDDDDDDDDDDD
* Smiller has chronic constipation, and when she doesn't, has no rectal control.
<Smiller> xDDD
<Smiller> That enough for you?Comment: http://www.qdb.us/295082 is the one before this... Kinda leads up to it.
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#295071* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
RADA: im the mailman that fucks everyone
Arch_Laughter: your my mom? |
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<@Trinexx> idle for 34 minutes
<@Trinexx> he's dead.Comment: Trinexx in #movies on irc.7chan.org
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<Katrina> There isn't enough porn (that I can find) of bitches just being gagged and tied up and thrown out in public for men to use as theylike,whether the whore wants it or not.
<Nerafim> I.e. rape?>.>
<Katrina> Yes.
<Nerafim> Yeah I kind of was looking for that also.
<Rin> lol
<Rin> you sick people
<Rin> me too |
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<Katrina> There isn't enough porn (that I can find) of bitches just being gagged and tied up and thrown out in public for men to use as they like,whether the whore wants it or not.
<Nerafim> Haha tf...
<Nerafim> I.e. rape?>.>
<Katrina> Yes.
<Nerafim> Yeah I kind of was looking for that also.
<Rin> lol
<Rin> you sick people
<Rin> me too |
#295060* (?/43) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* crazyjoe plugs in username
<_Username_> I have been plugged in.
<_Username_> Loading files
<_Username_> loading... World Destruction.exe
<_Username_> loading... El_Cheapo Cover-up scandal
<El_Cheapo> Wait what?
<El_Cheapo> No body knew about that
<ShadowKing> haha
<ShadowKing> sure..
<_Username_> loading... El_cheapo_is_a_Jackass.exe
<El_Cheapo> Hey!
<_Username_> Files loaded. Please type a command.
<El_Cheapo> !seen _Username_
<RoRbot> El_Cheapo, _Username_ is right here!
<_Username_> DAMNIT I was going to say that!Comment: Having two Account is chat = good times.
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#295059* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Slashie> at camp we had a class where all we did was sit around and play computer games
<Slashie> and a lot of us were playing Sim Tower
<Slashie> and I was like like 6th grade and this other kid was in like 3rd
<Slashie> and he got to the point where he made a condominium
<Slashie> which was like, the second step
<Slashie> and then he shouts, "I HAVE CONDOMS NOW! LOOK GUYS! I HAVE CONDOMS!"
<Slashie> because he thought that was the abbreviation instead of condo |
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<Stormgren> My spouse has informed me that the basement needs to be dealt with
<Dark-Fx> Stormgren: what kind of dealt with?
<Stormgren> Dark-Fx, dealt with in that I have crap strewn from one end of the basement to the other
<Dark-Fx> ah
<Stormgren> and I really do need to get rid of about 80% of it
<Dark-Fx> my basement's like that
<Dark-Fx> so's my wife
<Dark-Fx> heh
<Stormgren> your wife is strewn from one end of the basement to the other?
<Stormgren> that must be messy
* myself calls Silent Observer
<Bunsen> Stormgren: Yeah, but at least she doesn't nag about the rest of the basement now. |
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<Swick> A woman built for the media orders a salad and picks at it. A real woman savors her food, she evidences sensuality. Something that's hard to see, but all men pick up on. The same way it's hard to quantify why vinyl sounds so much better than CDs. You just FEEL IT!
<Swick> So there you have it: natural boobs = vinyl / good audio quality, and silicone tits = too-perfect, sterile sound. I couldn't agree more. So where does that leave MP3s? Man-boobs?
<Unhuman> what
<Swick> inorite
<Unhuman> MP3s would be pictures of tits |
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dustball: i hate them
dustball: i'd wish death on steve jobs but looks like hes got that coveredComment: on the iPhone app submission process
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<sniper109> <url to youtube shamwow commercial removed> shamwow
<`WarpKat> is that the creepy lookin' guy that looks like he's gonna jump out of the tv and punch you in the face for some money???
<BadLag> Lol
<BadLag> Looks like Van, from that Reba show
<[LZ]DevilHunter> Billy Mayes ?? lol
<WhiteRabbit> Pretty much
<`WarpKat> dude...seriously...he looks needy
<`WarpKat> SUPER needy
<WhiteRabbit> But he has a purpose
<`WarpKat> yea - to punch you in the face, give you german cloth, and take money
<`WarpKat> that's his purposeComment: irc.oftc.net/#skulltag
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< c0d3d> what makes america great
< c0d3d> american gorvernments are very inteligent
< c0d3d> i mean the leaders
<&fiftysixer> HAH
<&Goga[OEP]> LAWL
< c0d3d> you americans might not knowComment: from HomelessHackers IRC
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Urban Reflex: Did a monster dump too.
Urban Reflex: It was so big, I named it. Turdamongous Rex.
newbster: big how? Like long, or just thick? Duration of shit took a while?
Urban Reflex: That, is too much.
newbster: WTF
newbster: AND TURDAMONGOUS REX WASN'T? |
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< r3in> A freind of mine just bought his first quarter pound
< r3in> I asked him how much he paid for it, and he told me 1100$
< r3in> I just rolled my eyes an walked away, in the background i could hear him yelling, "wait, what did i do wrong?"
<@swight_> that's an expensive hamburgerComment: #geekissues EFNet
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<&Beefster> Peta should be nuked
<&Beefster> MEAT IS GOOD
<~Bradj47> I LOVE MEAT
***Bradj47 looks at Beefster
<&Beefster> They're animals. WAAAH
<~Bradj47> cannibal much?
<&Beefster> :P
<&Beefster> I love beef |
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<TTimo> recursive dns .. what is recursive dns
<homerj> that's from Xzibit so you can look up your dns when you look up your dns |
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Arch_Laughter: how goes sup com?
Captain Woody: therrrr grrreeeeaat
Arch_Laughter: ther great?
Captain Woody: you totally missed my tony the tiger referance
Arch_Laughter: oh |
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<DeathScepter> acriberry is doing wonders for making me go and go
<ShoeUnited> What?
<DeathScepter> if your insides are irregular, take acriberry to make you regular and it is good for weight loss
<Ninja_Mime> Gross.
<DeathScepter> gross yes
<DeathScepter> necassary even moreso
<DeathScepter> sometimes I do enjoy grossing people out
<_Crow_> Thanks for sharing
<DeathScepter> no problem
<_Crow_> That's the new celeb thing... acriberry and colonics
<DeathScepter> it is the truth that americans are usual full of shit anyways
<DeathScepter> why in the hell not find a way to make Americans not full of shit
<Ninja_Mime> Stop typing. |
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*** Topic in #lamda is 'Why didn't the Oyster give away his Pearl? He was SHELLFISH.'
<@nomda> hmm
*** nomda changes topic to 'Why didn't the Oyster give away his Pearl? He was JEWISH.' |
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Antess/Phlintlock: asian trannies on tricycles with cowboy hats
Antess/Phlintlock: we found it on his wmp last played m8
Vicarious: n1
Antess/Phlintlock: ya |
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WryChromosome: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
emmiex3xlu: wat?
WryChromosome: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
emmiex3xlu: wattt?
WryChromosome: OMG I LOVE TWILIGHT
emmiex3xlu: me toooo
WryChromosome: HAHA JUST KIDDING TWILIGHT SUCKS BALLS
emmiex3xlu: ohhhh niceeee
WryChromosome: WORST BOOK EVER.
emmiex3xlu: have u seen the movie?
WryChromosome: WHY WOULD I WANT TO SEE A BITCH ASS MOVIE WHEN THE BOOK SUCKS ASS
emmiex3xlu: wow u can shut the fuck up.....r u serios....wow ok ovibiosly ur stupid...u calling somthing that not stupid wen its good
WryChromosome: YES GO ON
WryChromosome: THIS IS AN EXCELLENT ARGUMENT
emmiex3xlu: uhm no
emmiex3xlu: y r u talkin to me? i dnt even kno
emmiex3xlu: u
WryChromosome: I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO TALK ABOUT HOW GREAT TWILIGHT IS
emmiex3xlu: nooooo
emmiex3xlu: i dnt kno u
WryChromosome: I'M EDWARD CULLEN
emmiex3xlu: hmmmm im not 5 years odl
WryChromosome: ARE YOU SUREWryChromosome: BECAUSE YOU LIKE TWILIGHT
WryChromosome: AND I'M EWARD CULLEN
emmiex3xlu: wow ok aparently MindlessxUrine is edward too
WryChromosome: DON'T BELIEVE HIM
WryChromosome: I'M EDWARD
emmiex3xlu: no ur not
WryChromosome: SHUT THE HELL UP YES I AM
WryChromosome: I'M A GAY VAMPIRE
emmiex3xlu: wow u can leave me alone now
WryChromosome: WHY
WryChromosome: DON'T YOU WANT TO TALK TO EDWARD CULLEN
WryChromosome: SPARKLE
WryChromosome: COME ON
WryChromosome: I'M SERIOS
WryChromosome: I LOVE TWILIGHT
WryChromosome: IT'S GOOD
WryChromosome: OR DO YOU LIKE THE WEREWOLF BETTERComment: v0v
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+NAMKCOR • \o/
+NAMKCOR • lsbn0ajf333 >:
+NAMKCOR • \o /
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+Jonathan • what is that supposed to be
+Jonathan • a dismembered lesbian?Comment: Mozor IRC
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BayTP: I sw this gilr today! ass and legs perfect. And the tits! I'd do her on th spot
Nelya: Are you drunk?
Pyro: Yeah, howd ya know?
Milena: I don't see any other reason you'd say that to your girlfriend |
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