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This quote has been fermenting for 16 years and has been voted on 38 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 51% chance of being approved.

#294861* (?/38) ⚐Flag
vault: DUDE
vault: FUCK YOU HAVE TO HELP ME
vault: DAMMIT
ShadowSocks: ?
vault: UGH
ShadowSocks: What?
vault: DUDE
vault: I ACCIDENTALLY A COKE BOTTLE
vault: THE WHOLE THING
ShadowSocks: ?
vault: OMG WUT DO I DO
ShadowSocks: u accidently a coke bottle?
vault: YES
ShadowSocks: u accidnely wut
vault: A COKE BOTTLE
ShadowSocks: ?
ShadowSocks: drank it?
vault: NO
vault: I ACCIDENTALLY A COKE BOTTLE
vault: THE WHOLE THING
vault: WHAT DO I DO
vault: MATT OMG
ShadowSocks: ok wtf is like stephen at ur house our sumthing?
vault: WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
ShadowSocks: wut what do you mean you accidently a coke bottle
ShadowSocks: ?
ShadowSocks: that makes no sense.
vault: ok
vault: i had it in my hand right
vault: the coke bottle
vault: like a 2 liter
ShadowSocks: yes
ShadowSocks: okay
vault: and i accidentally the whole thing
vault: FUCK WHAT DO I DO
ShadowSocks: ....
ShadowSocks: I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT THE FUCK THAT MEANS
vault: uuuuuuuuuugh i'm screwed
ShadowSocks: ...
ShadowSocks: did you spill it?
vault: MATT
ShadowSocks: WHAT
vault: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
vault: I TOLD YOU LIKE 1203982 TIMES
ShadowSocks: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
ShadowSocks: I ACCIDENTLY A COKE BOTTLE MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE
ShadowSocks: YOU NEED A VERB IN THAT FUCKING SENTENCE
ShadowSocks: YOU ACCIDENTLY WHAT A COKE BOTTLE?!?!
vault: STOP GIVING ME GRAMMAR LESSONS IM IN A BAD SITUATION RIGHT NOW
vault: REALLY FUCKING BAD
ShadowSocks: WELL WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!?!?
vault: DUDE I MIGHT HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL
ShadowSocks: ...
ShadowSocks: okay.
vault: OMG
vault: MY PARENTS ARENT HOME WHAT DO I DO
ShadowSocks: either stephens at your house, someones hacking your account, or your acting like a moron.
vault: lol im messing w/u
vault: that was fun
ShadowSocks: ...
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