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<^nikki^> why do "I" have to get all the turkish rappers trying to IM me??
<elynha> yeah
<fishphood> turkish people rap?
<fishphood> heh
<^nikki^> trust me, I'm not making that up
lovejaguar [lovejaguar@220-141-97-36.dynamic.hinet.net] has joined #california
<lovejaguar> good morning california
<lovejaguar> good morning everone
<`WarpKat> I WANNA SIKTIR MAH HO IN THE HAKAKALALAKA
<`WarpKat> ``uNf`
<`WarpKat> ``uNf`
<`WarpKat> ``uNf`
<`WarpKat> ``uNf`
<`WarpKat> =:P
<lovejaguar> ??
<^nikki^> crackhead, lovejaguar ... don't try to understand it
<`WarpKat> yea
<`WarpKat> fo shizzle mah nizzle |
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Anyone here do that crazy fox stuff?.
I am from Kuwait and learning to write in English, give please true I wrote the following sentence: "Finding finance, low and no cash business financing strategies, marshall bird, business start ups."
THX :-D, Philip.Comment: Ativan online
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Bizkit
Zimbabwe cabinet 'worst in history' - Mugabe
Charl
Zimbabwe president "worst in history"
-general consensus |
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<rude> what's the dif btwn heath ledger and heath ledger jokes?
<queezy> ...
<rude> heath ledger jokes can get old :D |
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Ian: and why the hell do I own jizznut.com??
Ian: I mean, was I drunk?
Chris: yes, yes you were
Chris: you wanted to like make a beanie baby site
Ian: beautiful |
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10:28 <Reactive> <fabz> I think we need to work on our communication.. one guy is talking crap, one just goes "lol" and the other one doesn't understand what's going on <atsleek> lol <Nefemus> what?
10:28 <Reactive> rofl
10:30 <Xen> lol
10:31 <Reactive> what?
10:31 <Reacti ve> :P
10:32 <Reactive> i'm the explainer, Xen is the loller, and St3baS is the "what?" guy
10:32 <St3baS> huh?
10:32 <Reactive> ROFL
10:32 <Xen> lol |
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<@StonedNinja> If someone says they need something before a date
<@StonedNinja> Having the said thing on the date
<@StonedNinja> Does that make fail?
<@Reactive> what, what?
<@Reactive> make sense
<@Xen> Yes
<@Xen> That does StonedNinja
<@StonedNinja> Damn.
<@Xen> If I tell you I want a bj before I die
<@Xen> And you give it to me when I die
<@Xen> That'll just be gross
<@Xen> And hence
<@Xen> You will fail |
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A voice can heard by thousands, but its the things said that change the lives of millions. |
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<helf> I don't understand this kind of headline
<helf> Hovnanian CEO Gets $979,302 Performance Bonus as Company's Value Drops 76%
<Ingenu> well done
<Ingenu> it could have been worse, here BONUS !
<helf> lol
<DeadYak> helf: but think how much it might've dropped if he hadn't been at the helm! :P
<helf> :P |
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<chini> Here's 1 ignorant calln some1 else ignorant. I believe dat b4 1 talks bout 1 else, dey should learn basic grammar. It's an ignorant, not a ignorant. |
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<Cazov> your semantics are upsetting my careful balance
<Cazov> my chi is flowing in the wrong direction and the feng shui of my apartment is backwards now
<Cazov> I'm too weak to move my dining table so now I'm going to die |
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***foutrelis hasn't been able to create a simple bar chart with the libraries he tried :(
<SDr> roll your own
<foutrelis> ehm :(
<SDr> ^-> this message has been brough to you by the "we-roll-our-own" foundation, inventors of the "not-invented-here" syndrome ^^
***foutrelis rolls over _-_ |
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<Minataku> How the hell do I disable the useless GNOME screensaver bit
<Ttech> Minataku, rm -rf *gnome*
<Fersure> Ttech: `rm -rf /' is better. 100% compression. :o |
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atari2600a: hallo
niguar: [CREDITCARDCENSORED] 333 03/10 phils visa
niguar: oops
niguar: hi |
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<tet> On December 31st, 2011 I'm going to go to Times Square with these huge speakers and when they start dropping the ball I'm gonna start blasting The Final Countdown by Europe |
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<tc> I just had a brilliant idea
<tc> terrorist offsetting
<tc> it's okay to bomb things as long as you pay another cell to not bomb things
<Calamarain> That is deeply wrong, but wonderful
<mark> somebody grab a "Sustainable Terrorism" domain name! |
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<Opaque> gdi
<Opaque> reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaly don't wanna open up my case
<Opaque> just to figure out what wireless i have
<isegar> are there spiders in there?
<Opaque> and even then
<Opaque> no
<isegar> or ninja?!
<Opaque> i've tried all the linksys drivers
<Opaque> for the WMPG54
<Opaque> which is what i have
<isegar> an evil hellspawned demon with fiery fangs who will drag you to the pit of hell and savagely sodomize you for daring to disturb him?
<Opaque> no
<Opaque> i'm just lazy
<isegar> oh...
<isegar> T_T
<isegar> and I thought something exciting might happen today... |
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<kronus> awesome gaming pc
<kronus> 4 core
<noobcake1> :-O
<kronus> and a ati rage
<kronus> they arent even out yet
<noobcake1> wow
<kronus> ati rages are awesome, you know like with normal graphic cards you need like 256mb? ati rage compresses it in 8mb, its real cheap
<noobcake1> only 300euros???? |
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<oslat68> en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brand
<oslat68> As a worker inside a brand-name company..
<oslat68> That is the BIGGEST pile of shit ever. |
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<PigmonkeY> stop attention whoring and pix.
<PigmonkeY> Sportymeg: two choices
<PigmonkeY> [ ] Tits
<PigmonkeY> [ ] GTFO
<PigmonkeY> please select one |
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<atropa> Duo, Duo, 6 inches. 6 inches man, 6 fucking inches :D
<khonsu> ...
<atropa> we're meant to get 6 inches of snow tonight
<khonsu> oh
<khonsu> right
<Duo> um, no, we are expected to get at most 2"
<Valtieri> Duo: Well, no, Neal got a date...
* atropa smacks Sammy, my lovelife has little to do with Hell freezing over its a co-incidence
<Valtieri> Neal: No, that's how you're getting 6" tonight |
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(~ShAmPi) I'm gonna write a book so people can follow me
(~ShAmPi) you know christians have it
(~ShAmPi) they call it "the bible"
(~ShAmPi) I'm still not sure how to call my book
(~ShAmPi) But I think I'm going with "The Biran" so I can shock christians AND muslims |
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<Manos> You know who is cooler?
<Manos> Jesus.
<willyg> he did some awesome shit
<Joshua> i'll bet he took awesome shits too
<Manos> Jesus shit excellence.
<Manos> Jesus could run a 4.1 40.
<Foxhill> yeah and he was ultra superstitious, most ppl just touch wood for luck, he was nailed to it for extra plus luck
<Foxhill> he casts +10 luck |
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maxut [n=mesut@egemen.egemenyazilim.com] entered the room.
maxut: hi
maxut: any one alive here?
PerlStalker: Nope
maxut: :)
maxut: ok. good nite to all
maxut left the room.
cpm: well, that was pretty much to the point.
cpm: it's good to be able to answer someone's questions concisely.
PerlStalker: Indeed |
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