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weezelkthx: so my ex comes to my place the day before yesterday rite...
jimbo22: and you pulled an angry dragon on her, correct ?
weezelkthx: w8w8 theres more to this...
weezelkthx: her period was almost over so we banged like it's naturally intended - no rubbers...
jimbo22: and your mum walks in on you, no surprise
weezelkthx: no man stfu let me finish
weezelkthx: after im done she leaks out on a couple of napkins cuz i got the load of a horse and throws them in the trash can in my room, along with the tampon she had inside her before that..
jimbo22: im sure thats hot but not when im eating dude...
weezelkthx: later that night my mom walks in and goes like "I SMELL PISS N HERE" and i tell her it's prolly the cat cuz he's in heat... and she goes like "NO HUMAN PISS"
weezelkthx: ...she walks away, I open the window for some fresh air, go to bed..
weezelkthx: next day i come home around noon to find my mother with a weird look on her face telling me "next time when you're doing that kinda stuff throw your shit out the window or something, that thing had started to fester...i could smell it from the living room.. "
weezelkthx: i laffed so hard... but now i'm thinking... what if she thought i had jerked off? obviously she knows I'm getting laid, too, RIGHT?
weezelkthx: ...sux ;(
jimbo22: rofl... if she didnt mention the tampons.. pwnd xD |