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This quote has been fermenting for 16 years and has been voted on 31 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 57% chance of being approved.

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[quote=kernowgringo]<&VAMPIRE> want a toy boy vampy?
<&VAMPIRE> abuse me babe!
<&Sondra> lmao
<&VAMPIRE> tie me to your kicthen door and swing me back and forth kickin me in the balls mmmm
<&Sondra> lmao
<&VAMPIRE> then shove my head in your oven and violate my ass with a plunger
<~kernowgringo> :o
<&Sondra> no -kids still tight as I was at 16 \o/
<&VAMPIRE> then tie me to your garden gate and let your neighbours spit on me
<&VAMPIRE> ohohohoh
<&Sondra> but not nearly as limber
<&VAMPIRE> jizz...in my pants[/quote]
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