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This quote has been fermenting for 9 years and has been voted on 27 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 47.4% chance of being approved.

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[quote=ThirdKey][18:19]  <VAMPIRE> what ya wearing tonight 3rdKey?
[18:19]  <ThirdKey|Lappy> 3 gallons of bbq sauce and celery as a hat
[18:20]  <ThirdKey|Lappy> would you fuck me? i'd fuck me. i'd fuck me haaaaaaaard
[18:20]  * ThirdKey|Lappy tucks balls between legs and raises arms
[18:20]  <VAMPIRE> I'd fuck you right into Fred Flinstone's lunchbox dude
[18:20]  <ThirdKey|Lappy> i may not be fred flinstone, but i can make your bed rock
[18:20]  <VAMPIRE> and let Din watch
[18:20]  <VAMPIRE> Dinooooooo
[18:21]  <VAMPIRE> I could make your Betty Rubble
[18:21]  <VAMPIRE> shit, this is gonna end up in the IRC quotes thread again :o/[/quote]
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