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This quote has been fermenting for 16 years and has been voted on 26 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 45.6% chance of being approved.

#296059* (?/26) ⚐Flag
Jerald unzips and shows BH the good's
<Jerald> you like?
<Jerald> pretty good lookin watches hu?
<Jerald> lol
<wheel4hummer> i guess it's possible to get a BJ from your car
<Jerald> 25 a piece
<Jerald> WTF
<Jerald> you goddamn freak
<wheel4hummer> lol
<Jerald> man your a nasty motherfucker
<Bonehead> :|
<Jerald> i mean how the fuck man
<crazyjoe> ^ @ jerald
<wheel4hummer> it would be crazy "Hello, this is 911, what's the emergency? "MY CAR SUCKED MY BALLS INTO THE THROTTLE BODY AND THEY"RE STUCK ZOMG"
<Jerald> you gunna stick it in the exhaust while its runnin or sumn?
<wheel4hummer> no, other end
<Bonehead> topic people, topic :|
<Jerald> D:
<crazyjoe> that blows
<crazyjoe> not suck
<Jerald> ^
<Jerald> yea
<Jerald> ohh
<wheel4hummer> lool
<Jerald> hes gunna stick it in the fan
<Bonehead> yeah, but your cock inbetween the belt and a pulley instead
<Jerald> D:
<Bonehead> put*
<Jerald> xD
<Jerald> ROFL
<StigEEE> there shall be cock no more
<crazyjoe> LMAO
<crazyjoe> squish
<Jerald> XDDDDDDD
<Jerald> aww man
<crazyjoe> that would hurt if your sack got caught
<crazyjoe> crunch?
<Jerald> omfg
<Jerald> im still laughing
<Jerald> imagin him in the hospital after that
<crazyjoe> they relace it with a vagina
<Jerald> the doctor would be like WTF were you doing stickin it there in the first place?
<crazyjoe> replace*
Comment: more random stupidness in #rigsofrods @Quakenet
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