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<segin> I got an idea for an iPhone commercial
<segin> "This is an iPhone."
<segin> "You want to pleasure your girl? There's an app for that."
<segin> (guy taps iPhone thing, application that turns on vibration feature appears)
<segin> "Now, want to do that from another iPhone? There's an app for that."
<segin> (guy taps iPhone again, remote control for first app appears)
<segin> "Want to learn how to better your technique? There's an app for that.
<segin> (guy taps iPhone again, an eBook reader loads and displays the Kama Sutra)
<segin> "The iPhone 3G-S. Now allowing you to fuck your girlfriend from across the country on the nation's fastest 3G network. AT&T. Your world, delivered."Comment: #Remy on SwiftIRC
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