QDB: Quote #297907
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This quote has been fermenting for 16 years and has been voted on 31 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 50.5% chance of being approved.

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<meister> Hm.
<meister> My fortune cookie says
<meister> your mentality is alert and practical
<meister> I have the house to myself, and a hard drive full of unwatched porn
<meister> I am alert, indeed
<meister> though I doubt it is that practical
<Cric> What I wanna know
<Cric> How the fuck is that a fortune?
<meister> Clearly, 'I see many boobs in your future' got old
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