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<MercWithMouth> Incidentally,
<MercWithMouth> the evil, wretched Russian-Armenian woman that ruined my life...
<MercWithMouth> ^_^
<MercWithMouth> she went to law school at U.Minn.
<Bashy> Armenian women sure are firey. Especially if you throw a Turk at them.
<MercWithMouth> shakes head
<Bashy> How have you succeeded in your various endeavors? Maybe you had your life ruined, but I seem to not be able to even get to that point.
<Bashy> How do you do it?
<MercWithMouth> Remember how you said that you were being made to chose between subtle and assertive?
<MercWithMouth> Well, there is a clear option between those two.
<MercWithMouth> Strong. Assertive.
<MercWithMouth> LIKE A GODDAMN FREIGHT-TRAIN.
<MercWithMouth> Anything up to the point of getting a restraining order slapped on you is fair game.
<MercWithMouth> In fact, it's the par.
<Bashy> Hmm. I suppose that might be more preferable. You cannot succeed if you don't make enough opportunities.... and no is yes, right?
<MercWithMouth> It will make you feel so, so SO ABSOLUTELY disgusting to behave like that...
<MercWithMouth> but, natural selection appears to favor aggression.
<Bashy> Oh, I think I could probably get used to it, after all I've been through and been made to feel the other route.
<MercWithMouth> *nodz*
<MercWithMouth> well, try not to get TOO used to it.
<MercWithMouth> you need to be able to look at yourself in the mirror.
<MercWithMouth> hmmmm. what this calls for...
<MercWithMouth> is a 2min instructional video.
<MercWithMouth> (sorta...)
<Bashy> I could do that better if there was a naked women beside me in the mirror.
<MercWithMouth> Ok, here's lesson one.
<MercWithMouth> Nature of the beast.
<MercWithMouth> newgrounds.com/portal/view/130172
<Bashy> Viewing.
<Bashy> This seems pretty apt.Comment: Merc gets trolled. LIKE A FREIGHT-TRAIN.
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