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<Bonesy> if i was an animal I would be mostly equine in build :P
<Oddlot> "If you give a mouse a cookie, *flips page* He's going to ask for a glass of milk."
<Oddlot> "When you give him the milk, *flips page*, he'll probably ask for a straw"
<Oddlot> "When he's finished, he'll ask for a napkin. *flips page* Then he'll want to look in a mirror to make sure he doesn't have a milk mustache."
<Oddlot> "When he looks into the mirror, he might notice his hair needs a trim. So he'll probably aask for a pair of nail scissors."
<Oddlot> *flips page*
<Oddlot> "When he''s finished giving himself a trim, he'll want a broom to sweep up. He'll start sweeping"
<Oddlot> "He might get carried away and sweep every room in the house"
<Oddlot> *flips page*
<Oddlot> "He may even end up washing the floors as well!"
<Oddlot> "When he's done, he'll probably want to take a nap."
<Oddlot> *flips page*
<Oddlot> "You'll have to fix up a little boox for him with a blanket and a pillow."
<Oddlot> "He'll crawl in, make himself comfortable, and fluff the pillow a few times. He'll probably ask you to read him a story"
<Oddlot> *flips page*
<Oddlot> "So you'll read to him from one of your books, and he'll ask to see the pictures"
<FuzzyPlushroom> "He might ask you to find some tweezers and give him a handjob, too."
<Oddlot> "When he looks at the pictures, he'll get so excited he'll want to draw one of his own. He'll ask for paper and crayons"
<Oddlot> *flips page*
<Oddlot> "He'll draw a picture"
<Oddlot> *flips page*
* khonsu sighs
<Oddlot> "When the picture is finished, he'll want to sign his name"
<Oddlot> *flips page*
<Oddlot> "With a pen"
<Oddlot> +is
<FuzzyPlushroom> "He'll ask you to mop up his jizz with a Q-tip."
<Oddlot> "Then he'll want to hang his picture on your refrigerator, which means he'll need"
<Oddlot> *flips page*
<Oddlot> "Scotch tape"
<khonsu> fuck, I need scotch to put up with this story
<FuzzyPlushroom> khonsu: I was thinking the same
<Oddlot> "He'll hang up his draweing and stand back to look at it. Looking at the refrigerator will remind him that"
<Oddlot> "He's thirsty"
<Oddlot> "So...."
<Oddlot> *flips page"
<FuzzyPlushroom> "You need to stick it in his mouth."
<Oddlot> "he'll ask for a glass of milk"
<Oddlot> "And chances are if he asks for a glass of milk,"
<Oddlot> *flips page*
* khonsu has kicked Oddlot from #thezeppelin (Spam warning. Line limit exceeded.)
<Bonesy> dude, the mouse doesn't want for much, does he..?
<FuzzyPlushroom> "...you'll feed him to your cat." |